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It's heck when you get older, isn't it? I swear by looking at their current pics on FB that some of my classmates must have discovered the fountain of youth. (Others I know just dye their hair.)------ This thread is Archived ------
ladyfingers: HAVE YOU EVER BEEN GUILTY OF LOOKING AT OTHERS YOUR OWN AGE AND THINKING, SURELY I CAN'T LOOK THAT OLD? WELL... YOU'LL LOVE THIS ONE !
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I WAS SITTING IN THE WAITING ROOM FOR MY FIRST APPOINTMENT WITH A NEW DENTIST. I NOTICED HIS D.D.S. DIPLOMA, WHICH BORE HIS FULL NAME.
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> Suddenly, I REMEMBERED A TALL, HANDSOME, DARK-HAIRED BOY WITH THE SAME NAME HAD BEEN IN MY HIGH SCHOOL CLASS SOME 30-ODD YEARS AGO. COULD HE BE THE SAME GUY THAT I HAD A SECRET CRUSH ON WAY BACK THEN?
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> UPON SEEING HIM, HOWEVER, I QUICKLY DISCARDED ANY SUCH THOUGHT. THIS BALDING, GRAY-HAIRED MAN WITH THE DEEPLY LINED FACE WAS WAY TOO OLD TO HAVE BEEN MY CLASSMATE.
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> AFTER HE EXAMINED MY TEETH, I ASKED HIM IF HE HAD ATTENDED MORGAN PARK HIGH SCHOOL "YES, YES I DID. I'M A MUSTANG!" HE GLEAMED WITH PRIDE.
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> 'WHEN DID YOU GRADUATE?' I ASKED. HE ANSWERED, "IN 1975. WHY DO YOU ASK?" "YOU WERE IN MY CLASS!" I EXCLAIMED.
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> HE LOOKED AT ME CLOSELY. THEN THAT UGLY, OLD, BALD,
> WRINKLED, FAT-ASSED, GRAY-HAIRED, DECREPIT, S.O.B. ASKED....
>
> "WHAT DID YOU TEACH???"
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I WAS SITTING IN THE WAITING ROOM FOR MY FIRST APPOINTMENT WITH A NEW DENTIST. I NOTICED HIS D.D.S. DIPLOMA, WHICH BORE HIS FULL NAME.
>
> Suddenly, I REMEMBERED A TALL, HANDSOME, DARK-HAIRED BOY WITH THE SAME NAME HAD BEEN IN MY HIGH SCHOOL CLASS SOME 30-ODD YEARS AGO. COULD HE BE THE SAME GUY THAT I HAD A SECRET CRUSH ON WAY BACK THEN?
>
> UPON SEEING HIM, HOWEVER, I QUICKLY DISCARDED ANY SUCH THOUGHT. THIS BALDING, GRAY-HAIRED MAN WITH THE DEEPLY LINED FACE WAS WAY TOO OLD TO HAVE BEEN MY CLASSMATE.
>
> AFTER HE EXAMINED MY TEETH, I ASKED HIM IF HE HAD ATTENDED MORGAN PARK HIGH SCHOOL "YES, YES I DID. I'M A MUSTANG!" HE GLEAMED WITH PRIDE.
>
> 'WHEN DID YOU GRADUATE?' I ASKED. HE ANSWERED, "IN 1975. WHY DO YOU ASK?" "YOU WERE IN MY CLASS!" I EXCLAIMED.
>
> HE LOOKED AT ME CLOSELY. THEN THAT UGLY, OLD, BALD,
> WRINKLED, FAT-ASSED, GRAY-HAIRED, DECREPIT, S.O.B. ASKED....
>
> "WHAT DID YOU TEACH???"
omg
you made me laugh------ This thread is Archived ------
aww, I'm sorry to hear this. That must of been an awkward moment. But maybe he was confused when you said, 'you were in my class'. Maybe you should've said, 'we graduated together'??
But nevertheless, it does kinda suck that he couldn't put it together and realize what you meant.
Sorry again.
But nevertheless, it does kinda suck that he couldn't put it together and realize what you meant.
Sorry again.
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I love it!! You always come up with the most entertaining posts!!!
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oh wait, this was a joke wasn't it?
the joke is all over me huh?
it's been a long day
the joke is all over me huh?
it's been a long day
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ladyfingers: HAVE YOU EVER BEEN GUILTY OF LOOKING AT OTHERS YOUR OWN AGE AND THINKING, SURELY I CAN'T LOOK THAT OLD? WELL... YOU'LL LOVE THIS ONE !
>
I WAS SITTING IN THE WAITING ROOM FOR MY FIRST APPOINTMENT WITH A NEW DENTIST. I NOTICED HIS D.D.S. DIPLOMA, WHICH BORE HIS FULL NAME.
>
> Suddenly, I REMEMBERED A TALL, HANDSOME, DARK-HAIRED BOY WITH THE SAME NAME HAD BEEN IN MY HIGH SCHOOL CLASS SOME 30-ODD YEARS AGO. COULD HE BE THE SAME GUY THAT I HAD A SECRET CRUSH ON WAY BACK THEN?
>
> UPON SEEING HIM, HOWEVER, I QUICKLY DISCARDED ANY SUCH THOUGHT. THIS BALDING, GRAY-HAIRED MAN WITH THE DEEPLY LINED FACE WAS WAY TOO OLD TO HAVE BEEN MY CLASSMATE.
>
> AFTER HE EXAMINED MY TEETH, I ASKED HIM IF HE HAD ATTENDED MORGAN PARK HIGH SCHOOL "YES, YES I DID. I'M A MUSTANG!" HE GLEAMED WITH PRIDE.
>
> 'WHEN DID YOU GRADUATE?' I ASKED. HE ANSWERED, "IN 1975. WHY DO YOU ASK?" "YOU WERE IN MY CLASS!" I EXCLAIMED.
>
> HE LOOKED AT ME CLOSELY. THEN THAT UGLY, OLD, BALD,
> WRINKLED, FAT-ASSED, GRAY-HAIRED, DECREPIT, S.O.B. ASKED....
>
> "WHAT DID YOU TEACH???"
>
I WAS SITTING IN THE WAITING ROOM FOR MY FIRST APPOINTMENT WITH A NEW DENTIST. I NOTICED HIS D.D.S. DIPLOMA, WHICH BORE HIS FULL NAME.
>
> Suddenly, I REMEMBERED A TALL, HANDSOME, DARK-HAIRED BOY WITH THE SAME NAME HAD BEEN IN MY HIGH SCHOOL CLASS SOME 30-ODD YEARS AGO. COULD HE BE THE SAME GUY THAT I HAD A SECRET CRUSH ON WAY BACK THEN?
>
> UPON SEEING HIM, HOWEVER, I QUICKLY DISCARDED ANY SUCH THOUGHT. THIS BALDING, GRAY-HAIRED MAN WITH THE DEEPLY LINED FACE WAS WAY TOO OLD TO HAVE BEEN MY CLASSMATE.
>
> AFTER HE EXAMINED MY TEETH, I ASKED HIM IF HE HAD ATTENDED MORGAN PARK HIGH SCHOOL "YES, YES I DID. I'M A MUSTANG!" HE GLEAMED WITH PRIDE.
>
> 'WHEN DID YOU GRADUATE?' I ASKED. HE ANSWERED, "IN 1975. WHY DO YOU ASK?" "YOU WERE IN MY CLASS!" I EXCLAIMED.
>
> HE LOOKED AT ME CLOSELY. THEN THAT UGLY, OLD, BALD,
> WRINKLED, FAT-ASSED, GRAY-HAIRED, DECREPIT, S.O.B. ASKED....
>
> "WHAT DID YOU TEACH???"
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yes, many times i think i can;t be that old but when reality sets in, i am old, just think i am younger 
but when reality sets in, i am old, just think i am younger ------ This thread is Archived ------
You rock Girl......
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That was Cute, I needed a good Laugh
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oh wait, this was a joke wasn't it?
the joke is all over me huh?
Yep, all over you like you know what....
the joke is all over me huh?
Yep, all over you like you know what....
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justadawg: yes, many times i think i can;t be that old but when reality sets in, i am old, just think i am younger
Don't we all?
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I can perfectly understand if he was ugly, decrepit, grey haired and balding... The "S.O.B." has probably been handling MERCURY all his life...! And if so, it serves him bloody well right..!!
ladyfingers: HAVE YOU EVER BEEN GUILTY OF LOOKING AT OTHERS YOUR OWN AGE AND THINKING, SURELY I CAN'T LOOK THAT OLD? WELL... YOU'LL LOVE THIS ONE !
>
I WAS SITTING IN THE WAITING ROOM FOR MY FIRST APPOINTMENT WITH A NEW DENTIST. I NOTICED HIS D.D.S. DIPLOMA, WHICH BORE HIS FULL NAME.
>
> Suddenly, I REMEMBERED A TALL, HANDSOME, DARK-HAIRED BOY WITH THE SAME NAME HAD BEEN IN MY HIGH SCHOOL CLASS SOME 30-ODD YEARS AGO. COULD HE BE THE SAME GUY THAT I HAD A SECRET CRUSH ON WAY BACK THEN?
>
> UPON SEEING HIM, HOWEVER, I QUICKLY DISCARDED ANY SUCH THOUGHT. THIS BALDING, GRAY-HAIRED MAN WITH THE DEEPLY LINED FACE WAS WAY TOO OLD TO HAVE BEEN MY CLASSMATE.
>
> AFTER HE EXAMINED MY TEETH, I ASKED HIM IF HE HAD ATTENDED MORGAN PARK HIGH SCHOOL "YES, YES I DID. I'M A MUSTANG!" HE GLEAMED WITH PRIDE.
>
> 'WHEN DID YOU GRADUATE?' I ASKED. HE ANSWERED, "IN 1975. WHY DO YOU ASK?" "YOU WERE IN MY CLASS!" I EXCLAIMED.
>
> HE LOOKED AT ME CLOSELY. THEN THAT UGLY, OLD, BALD,
> WRINKLED, FAT-ASSED, GRAY-HAIRED, DECREPIT, S.O.B. ASKED....
>
> "WHAT DID YOU TEACH???"
>
I WAS SITTING IN THE WAITING ROOM FOR MY FIRST APPOINTMENT WITH A NEW DENTIST. I NOTICED HIS D.D.S. DIPLOMA, WHICH BORE HIS FULL NAME.
>
> Suddenly, I REMEMBERED A TALL, HANDSOME, DARK-HAIRED BOY WITH THE SAME NAME HAD BEEN IN MY HIGH SCHOOL CLASS SOME 30-ODD YEARS AGO. COULD HE BE THE SAME GUY THAT I HAD A SECRET CRUSH ON WAY BACK THEN?
>
> UPON SEEING HIM, HOWEVER, I QUICKLY DISCARDED ANY SUCH THOUGHT. THIS BALDING, GRAY-HAIRED MAN WITH THE DEEPLY LINED FACE WAS WAY TOO OLD TO HAVE BEEN MY CLASSMATE.
>
> AFTER HE EXAMINED MY TEETH, I ASKED HIM IF HE HAD ATTENDED MORGAN PARK HIGH SCHOOL "YES, YES I DID. I'M A MUSTANG!" HE GLEAMED WITH PRIDE.
>
> 'WHEN DID YOU GRADUATE?' I ASKED. HE ANSWERED, "IN 1975. WHY DO YOU ASK?" "YOU WERE IN MY CLASS!" I EXCLAIMED.
>
> HE LOOKED AT ME CLOSELY. THEN THAT UGLY, OLD, BALD,
> WRINKLED, FAT-ASSED, GRAY-HAIRED, DECREPIT, S.O.B. ASKED....
>
> "WHAT DID YOU TEACH???"
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Guilty as charged 
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I WAS SITTING IN THE WAITING ROOM FOR MY FIRST APPOINTMENT WITH A NEW DENTIST. I NOTICED HIS D.D.S. DIPLOMA, WHICH BORE HIS FULL NAME.
>
> Suddenly, I REMEMBERED A TALL, HANDSOME, DARK-HAIRED BOY WITH THE SAME NAME HAD BEEN IN MY HIGH SCHOOL CLASS SOME 30-ODD YEARS AGO. COULD HE BE THE SAME GUY THAT I HAD A SECRET CRUSH ON WAY BACK THEN?
>
> UPON SEEING HIM, HOWEVER, I QUICKLY DISCARDED ANY SUCH THOUGHT. THIS BALDING, GRAY-HAIRED MAN WITH THE DEEPLY LINED FACE WAS WAY TOO OLD TO HAVE BEEN MY CLASSMATE.
>
> AFTER HE EXAMINED MY TEETH, I ASKED HIM IF HE HAD ATTENDED MORGAN PARK HIGH SCHOOL "YES, YES I DID. I'M A MUSTANG!" HE GLEAMED WITH PRIDE.
>
> 'WHEN DID YOU GRADUATE?' I ASKED. HE ANSWERED, "IN 1975. WHY DO YOU ASK?" "YOU WERE IN MY CLASS!" I EXCLAIMED.
>
> HE LOOKED AT ME CLOSELY. THEN THAT UGLY, OLD, BALD,
> WRINKLED, FAT-ASSED, GRAY-HAIRED, DECREPIT, S.O.B. ASKED....
>
> "WHAT DID YOU TEACH???"