Why don't bugs sleep on the floor? ( Archived) (18)

Jul 17, 2009 9:02 PM CST Why don't bugs sleep on the floor?
CaptainBeirutIII
CaptainBeirutIIICaptainBeirutIIILondon, Greater London, England UK95 Threads 1 Polls 1,186 Posts
There are two of them above my head, have been there for ages on the ceiling, in the exact same position, so it doesn't take a genius to figure out they've gone to sleep.

But how comfortable can it be to sleep upside down hanging from a ceiling? It's not like there's no spots in this place of mine where they could simply hide over night. I very rarely go behind the telly, they could shack up behind my telly and I'd never know I had uninvited guests staying over.
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Jul 17, 2009 9:06 PM CST Why don't bugs sleep on the floor?
CaptainBeirutIII: There are two of them above my head, have been there for ages on the ceiling, in the exact same position, so it doesn't take a genius to figure out they've gone to sleep.

But how comfortable can it be to sleep upside down hanging from a ceiling? It's not like there's no spots in this place of mine where they could simply hide over night. I very rarely go behind the telly, they could shack up behind my telly and I'd never know I had uninvited guests staying over.


Erm, Capt'n. With all due respect, you do have way too much time on your hands!rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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Jul 17, 2009 9:12 PM CST Why don't bugs sleep on the floor?
CaptainBeirutIII
CaptainBeirutIIICaptainBeirutIIILondon, Greater London, England UK95 Threads 1 Polls 1,186 Posts
CjTenorSax: Erm, Capt'n. With all due respect, you do have way too much time on your hands!


You just wasted a bit of your life telling me.
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Jul 17, 2009 9:13 PM CST Why don't bugs sleep on the floor?
USThumper
USThumperUSThumperMexico, New York USA4 Threads 3,957 Posts
CjTenorSax: Erm, Capt'n. With all due respect, you do have way too much time on your hands!
He needs Sommer ther with him. Hes lonelysad flower
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Jul 17, 2009 9:16 PM CST Why don't bugs sleep on the floor?
CaptainBeirutIII
CaptainBeirutIIICaptainBeirutIIILondon, Greater London, England UK95 Threads 1 Polls 1,186 Posts
USThumper: He needs Sommer ther with him. Hes lonely


Of course I need her. What point is there with love if you don't miss her when she's gone? But I was with her for weeks, and it was only a few days ago we parted.
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Jul 17, 2009 9:21 PM CST Why don't bugs sleep on the floor?
rodolpho
rodolphorodolphoamsterdam, North Holland Netherlands30 Threads 3,401 Posts
hanging upside down is a trip,all the blood rushes to ur head.
Maybe they had some magic mushrooms...
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Jul 17, 2009 9:33 PM CST Why don't bugs sleep on the floor?
maybe their dead
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Jul 17, 2009 9:36 PM CST Why don't bugs sleep on the floor?
CaptainBeirutIII
CaptainBeirutIIICaptainBeirutIIILondon, Greater London, England UK95 Threads 1 Polls 1,186 Posts
caspatch: maybe their dead


One of them took off minutes ago. Don't know if he had a date, had to head for work handing out insect mail, or simply was fed up with the music I'm playing. Anyway, he took off. Like I care!
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Jul 17, 2009 9:43 PM CST Why don't bugs sleep on the floor?
amahlala
amahlalaamahlalaAberdeen, South Dakota USA21 Threads 8,314 Posts
CaptainBeirutIII: One of them took off minutes ago. Don't know if he had a date, had to head for work handing out insect mail, or simply was fed up with the music I'm playing. Anyway, he took off. Like I care!


They are all plotting against you - waiting until you go to sleep - and then they will attack! I know - I've heard them!cool
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Jul 17, 2009 9:45 PM CST Why don't bugs sleep on the floor?
avecaim
avecaimavecaimSan Jose, California USA9 Threads 1 Polls 4,084 Posts
rolling on the floor laughing
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Jul 17, 2009 9:51 PM CST Why don't bugs sleep on the floor?
BClady
BCladyBCladySurrey, British Columbia Canada15 Threads 354 Posts
Most bugs can defy gravity. Sleeping on the ceiling for a bug is like us sleeping on the floor, except they don't complain.

How someone can fall asleep behind the wheel of a moving automobile is beyond me too, but then again, I don't drive. **it happens.
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Jul 17, 2009 9:54 PM CST Why don't bugs sleep on the floor?
CaptainBeirutIII
CaptainBeirutIIICaptainBeirutIIILondon, Greater London, England UK95 Threads 1 Polls 1,186 Posts
No one can defy gravity.
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Jul 17, 2009 9:56 PM CST Why don't bugs sleep on the floor?
amahlala
amahlalaamahlalaAberdeen, South Dakota USA21 Threads 8,314 Posts
CaptainBeirutIII: No one can defy gravity.


Anyone can defy gravity! You just have to stand there and say: "Gravity - I defy you." I can't guarantee it will work but you can try.grin
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Jul 17, 2009 10:00 PM CST Why don't bugs sleep on the floor?
BClady
BCladyBCladySurrey, British Columbia Canada15 Threads 354 Posts
CaptainBeirutIII: No one can defy gravity.


Not yet, but a bug isn't exactly a "someone" is it?
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Jul 17, 2009 10:06 PM CST Why don't bugs sleep on the floor?
amahlala
amahlalaamahlalaAberdeen, South Dakota USA21 Threads 8,314 Posts
Is it possible that maybe to the bugs that we are sleeping upside down?dunno
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Jul 17, 2009 10:12 PM CST Why don't bugs sleep on the floor?
avecaim
avecaimavecaimSan Jose, California USA9 Threads 1 Polls 4,084 Posts
amahlala: Is it possible that maybe to the bugs that we are sleeping upside down?


banana best answer yet banana
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Jul 17, 2009 10:16 PM CST Why don't bugs sleep on the floor?
mnowsa
mnowsamnowsaRajshahi, Rajshahi Division Bangladesh145 Threads 3 Polls 7,536 Posts
"talk to the bugs"laugh
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Jul 18, 2009 12:38 AM CST Why don't bugs sleep on the floor?
Ocee35
Ocee35Ocee35Jackson, Michigan USA69 Threads 2 Polls 3,852 Posts
CaptainBeirutIII: There are two of them above my head, have been there for ages on the ceiling, in the exact same position, so it doesn't take a genius to figure out they've gone to sleep.

But how comfortable can it be to sleep upside down hanging from a ceiling? It's not like there's no spots in this place of mine where they could simply hide over night. I very rarely go behind the telly, they could shack up behind my telly and I'd never know I had uninvited guests staying over.



They're challenging your territorial rights.
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