DO MEN REMEMBER ANNIVERSARIES? (6)
I do remember those days 
I was more fortunate, no
shotgun needed when we married.
Now I think what my son and my daughter are facing with my
beautiful teen age grand daughters. They both have shot
guns and know how to use them
I was more fortunate, noshotgun needed when we married.
Now I think what my son and my daughter are facing with my
beautiful teen age grand daughters. They both have shot
guns and know how to use them
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Sweet joke......... I could empathise with the man! 
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HJFinAZ: A woman awakes during the night to find that her husband was not in their bed.
She puts on her dressing gown and goes downstairs to look for him.
She finds him sitting at the kitchen table with a hot cup of coffee in front of him. He appears to be in deep thought, just staring at the wall.
She watches as he wipes a tear from his eye and takes a sip of his coffee.
'What's the matter, dear?' she whispers as she steps into the room, 'Why are you down here at this time of night?'
The husband looks up from his coffee, 'I am just remembering
when we first met 20 years ago
and started dating. You were only 16. Do you remember back then?' he says solemnly.
The wife is touched to tears thinking that her husband is so caring, so sensitive.
'Yes, I do' she replies.
The husband pauses. The words were not coming easily.
'Do you remember when your
father caught us in the back seat
of my car?'
'Yes, I remember!' said the wife, lowering herself into a chair
beside him..
The husband continues. 'Do you remember when he shoved the shotgun in my face and said,'
Either you marry my daughter,
or I will send you to jail for 20 years?'
'I remember that too' she replies softly..
He wipes another tear from his cheek and says.............
'I would have been released today.'
I wasnt thinking with my brain either. I married mine LMAOShe puts on her dressing gown and goes downstairs to look for him.
She finds him sitting at the kitchen table with a hot cup of coffee in front of him. He appears to be in deep thought, just staring at the wall.
She watches as he wipes a tear from his eye and takes a sip of his coffee.
'What's the matter, dear?' she whispers as she steps into the room, 'Why are you down here at this time of night?'
The husband looks up from his coffee, 'I am just remembering
when we first met 20 years ago
and started dating. You were only 16. Do you remember back then?' he says solemnly.
The wife is touched to tears thinking that her husband is so caring, so sensitive.
'Yes, I do' she replies.
The husband pauses. The words were not coming easily.
'Do you remember when your
father caught us in the back seat
of my car?'
'Yes, I remember!' said the wife, lowering herself into a chair
beside him..
The husband continues. 'Do you remember when he shoved the shotgun in my face and said,'
Either you marry my daughter,
or I will send you to jail for 20 years?'
'I remember that too' she replies softly..
He wipes another tear from his cheek and says.............
'I would have been released today.'
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Very witty and thanks for laugh HJFinaz..
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I heard this one before and i still crack up over it. 
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She puts on her dressing gown and goes downstairs to look for him.
She finds him sitting at the kitchen table with a hot cup of coffee in front of him. He appears to be in deep thought, just staring at the wall.
She watches as he wipes a tear from his eye and takes a sip of his coffee.
'What's the matter, dear?' she whispers as she steps into the room, 'Why are you down here at this time of night?'
The husband looks up from his coffee, 'I am just remembering
when we first met 20 years ago
and started dating. You were only 16. Do you remember back then?' he says solemnly.
The wife is touched to tears thinking that her husband is so caring, so sensitive.
'Yes, I do' she replies.
The husband pauses. The words were not coming easily.
'Do you remember when your
father caught us in the back seat
of my car?'
'Yes, I remember!' said the wife, lowering herself into a chair
beside him..
The husband continues. 'Do you remember when he shoved the shotgun in my face and said,'
Either you marry my daughter,
or I will send you to jail for 20 years?'
'I remember that too' she replies softly..
He wipes another tear from his cheek and says.............
'I would have been released today.'