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xstephanie: yeah, im pretty bored.
tell me a joke, a story.
something. :)
thx.
tell me a joke, a story.
something. :)
thx.
oh your bored...really??? so what are we here...clowns ??
can we have a wet t-shirt contest instead???....
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gotta story for you...
guy walks into a bar and orders a drink... the end.
guy walks into a bar and orders a drink... the end.
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xstephanie: lol! wow.
No need to burst out laughing......... just wiggle a little in appreciation!
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Ouch! That joke sounds painful! 
How about this one though:
News Flash! Talking baby born at Houston Methodist Hospital late last night! According to witnesses in the delivery room, the newborn baby 1st thanked his mommy for taking such good care of herself during the pregnancy. Next the little guy thanked the doctor for taking such care with the delivery, then the nurses for cleaning him up and attending to him.
Finally, the little guy turned to his dad, tapped him on the forehead with a fingertip, and with a frown on his little face said, "Daddy, that HURT!".
- Michael ("American by birth, Texan by the Grace of God!")
How about this one though:
News Flash! Talking baby born at Houston Methodist Hospital late last night! According to witnesses in the delivery room, the newborn baby 1st thanked his mommy for taking such good care of herself during the pregnancy. Next the little guy thanked the doctor for taking such care with the delivery, then the nurses for cleaning him up and attending to him.
Finally, the little guy turned to his dad, tapped him on the forehead with a fingertip, and with a frown on his little face said, "Daddy, that HURT!".
- Michael ("American by birth, Texan by the Grace of God!")
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Michael211_2000: Ouch! That joke sounds painful!
How about this one though:
News Flash! Talking baby born at Houston Methodist Hospital late last night! According to witnesses in the delivery room, the newborn baby 1st thanked his mommy for taking such good care of herself during the pregnancy. Next the little guy thanked the doctor for taking such care with the delivery, then the nurses for cleaning him up and attending to him.
Finally, the little guy turned to his dad, tapped him on the forehead with a fingertip, and with a frown on his little face said, "Daddy, that HURT!".
- Michael ("American by birth, Texan by the Grace of God!")
How about this one though:
News Flash! Talking baby born at Houston Methodist Hospital late last night! According to witnesses in the delivery room, the newborn baby 1st thanked his mommy for taking such good care of herself during the pregnancy. Next the little guy thanked the doctor for taking such care with the delivery, then the nurses for cleaning him up and attending to him.
Finally, the little guy turned to his dad, tapped him on the forehead with a fingertip, and with a frown on his little face said, "Daddy, that HURT!".
- Michael ("American by birth, Texan by the Grace of God!")
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tell me a joke, a story.
something. :)
thx.