Joke of the day. (23)
what is black and blue and lieing in the gutter
brunnett that told to many blonde jokes
brunnett that told to many blonde jokes
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why does a man whistle when he sits on the toilet¿
So he knows which end to wipe
So he knows which end to wipe
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Hear about the priest,he get"s NUN.
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lol thats good
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when do cannibals leave the table?
when everyone's eaten
when everyone's eaten
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I walked into a restroom in a gas station one day. You know how some people will write on the wall. Well the funniest one said "What are you looking for up here the jokes in your hand!!" I thought that was rather funny myself.
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A rich lonely widow decided that she needed another man in her life so she placed an ad, which read something like this:
RICH WIDOW LOOKING FOR MAN TO SHARE LIFE AND FORTUNE ...NEEDS TO HAVE THESE QUALIFICATIONS:
1) WON'T BEAT ME UP
2) WON'T RUN AWAY
3) HAS TO BE GREAT IN BED
For several months, her phone rang off the hook, her doorbell was ringing constantly, she received tons of mail, etc., all to no avail: none seemed to match her qualifications.
Then one day the doorbell rang yet again. She opened the door to find a man with no arms and no legs lying on the welcome mat.
Perplexed, she asked, "Who are you? And what do you want?"
"Hi," he said, " your search is over, for I'm the man of your dreams. I've got no arms so I can't beat you up and no legs so I can't run away."
"Well, then," she said, "what makes you think that you're so great in bed?"
To which he replied,..... "Well, I rang the doorbell, didn't I?
RICH WIDOW LOOKING FOR MAN TO SHARE LIFE AND FORTUNE ...NEEDS TO HAVE THESE QUALIFICATIONS:
1) WON'T BEAT ME UP
2) WON'T RUN AWAY
3) HAS TO BE GREAT IN BED
For several months, her phone rang off the hook, her doorbell was ringing constantly, she received tons of mail, etc., all to no avail: none seemed to match her qualifications.
Then one day the doorbell rang yet again. She opened the door to find a man with no arms and no legs lying on the welcome mat.
Perplexed, she asked, "Who are you? And what do you want?"
"Hi," he said, " your search is over, for I'm the man of your dreams. I've got no arms so I can't beat you up and no legs so I can't run away."
"Well, then," she said, "what makes you think that you're so great in bed?"
To which he replied,..... "Well, I rang the doorbell, didn't I?
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NOW ISN'T THAT THE TRUTH?
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Hi I'm Kenny. new at this, Just thought I'd say I like the jokes.
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I hear the University of Georgia is looking for a process to turn dark meat into white meat in chickens.
They hired Micheal Jackson's doctor to head the team.
They hired Micheal Jackson's doctor to head the team.
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Waiter there's a fly in my soup!
Well, keep quiet about it or everyone will want one...
Well, keep quiet about it or everyone will want one...
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at least you are going with the theme of today...lol
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Why, are you a fly in soup? hehehehe
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An elephant is walking through the jungle; and he steps on an ant. A monkey sees it, and says; You are no good. You stepped right on that ant. The elephant breaaks down, crying, and says; I was just trying to trip him.
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HEH
I liked that one lol...
I liked that one lol...
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Good one Cherie I liked that one LOL
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A major research institution has announced the discovery of the heaviest element yet know to science - "governmentium." It has 1 neutron, 12 assistant neutrons, 75 deputy neutrons and 111 assistant deputy neutrons for an atomic mass of 312. These 312 particles are held together by forces called morons that are further surrounded by vast quantities of lepton-like sub particles called peons.
Governmentium has no electrons and is therefore inert. It can be detected however since it impedes every reaction it comes into contact with. A tiny amount of governmentium can take a reaction that normally occurs in seconds and slow it to the point where it take days.
Governmentium has a normal half life of three years. It doesn't decay but "re- organizes", a process where assistant deputy neutrons and deputy neutrons change places. This process actually causes it to grow as in the confusion some morons become neutrons, thereby forming isodopes.
This phenomenon of "moron promotion" has led to some speculation that governmentium forms whenever sufficient morons meet in concentration forming critical morass. Researches believe that in Governmentium, the more you re- organize, the morass you cover.
Governmentium has no electrons and is therefore inert. It can be detected however since it impedes every reaction it comes into contact with. A tiny amount of governmentium can take a reaction that normally occurs in seconds and slow it to the point where it take days.
Governmentium has a normal half life of three years. It doesn't decay but "re- organizes", a process where assistant deputy neutrons and deputy neutrons change places. This process actually causes it to grow as in the confusion some morons become neutrons, thereby forming isodopes.
This phenomenon of "moron promotion" has led to some speculation that governmentium forms whenever sufficient morons meet in concentration forming critical morass. Researches believe that in Governmentium, the more you re- organize, the morass you cover.
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its a blonde joke so all the blondes please don't get
afendid. injoy.
What did the post card
from the blonde say?
Wish you were here.
"Where am I?"