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Sep 18, 2009 5:19 PM CST I fell into ABSOLUTE LOVE this morning...
HJFinAZ
HJFinAZHJFinAZSun CIty, Arizona USA870 Threads 1 Polls 17,068 Posts
I had a colonoscopy today. When I woke up in the recovery room, the nurses all ENCOURAGED me to fart.yay

ANy woman that ENCOURAGES me farts, I am in love with..heart wings heart beating heart1 purple heart lips teddybear
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Sep 18, 2009 5:19 PM CST I fell into ABSOLUTE LOVE this morning...
saseez
saseezsaseezlakes entrance, Victoria Australia1,590 Posts
doh thats diffrent uh oh laugh
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Sep 18, 2009 5:20 PM CST I fell into ABSOLUTE LOVE this morning...
LoveableOne
LoveableOneLoveableOneMelbourne, Victoria Australia67 Threads 4,079 Posts
Haha they were all wearing gas masks no doubt? Haha you got a great character mate! cheers
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Sep 18, 2009 5:24 PM CST I fell into ABSOLUTE LOVE this morning...
HJFinAZ
HJFinAZHJFinAZSun CIty, Arizona USA870 Threads 1 Polls 17,068 Posts
saseez: thats diffrent


I am kind of weird ya know...uh oh
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Sep 18, 2009 5:24 PM CST I fell into ABSOLUTE LOVE this morning...
HJFinAZ
HJFinAZHJFinAZSun CIty, Arizona USA870 Threads 1 Polls 17,068 Posts
LET ER RIP!!!!!!!!!!!!grin
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Sep 18, 2009 5:26 PM CST I fell into ABSOLUTE LOVE this morning...
LoveableOne
LoveableOneLoveableOneMelbourne, Victoria Australia67 Threads 4,079 Posts
HJFinAZ: LET ER RIP!!!!!!!!!!!!


Blokes nose! lol...
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Sep 18, 2009 5:26 PM CST I fell into ABSOLUTE LOVE this morning...
LoveableOne
LoveableOneLoveableOneMelbourne, Victoria Australia67 Threads 4,079 Posts
LoveableOne: Blokes nose! lol...


Blocks even! rolling on the floor laughing
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Sep 18, 2009 5:51 PM CST I fell into ABSOLUTE LOVE this morning...
tennesseejudy
tennesseejudytennesseejudyNew Holland, Pennsylvania USA54 Threads 2 Polls 1,540 Posts
HJFinAZ: I am kind of weird ya know...


Kind of?rolling on the floor laughing
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Sep 18, 2009 6:02 PM CST I fell into ABSOLUTE LOVE this morning...
Jan1305
Jan1305Jan1305Sunshine and vino, Murcia Spain170 Threads 5,319 Posts
In response to: I had a colonoscopy today. When I woke up in the recovery room, the nurses all ENCOURAGED me to fart.

ANy woman that ENCOURAGES me farts, I am in love with..


rolling on the floor laughing

Pat, you fall in love everyday.

wave
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Sep 18, 2009 7:25 PM CST I fell into ABSOLUTE LOVE this morning...
pinklips
pinklipspinklipslosangeles, California USA1 Threads 83 Posts
HJFinAZ: I had a colonoscopy today. When I woke up in the recovery room, the nurses all ENCOURAGED me to fart.

ANy woman that ENCOURAGES me farts, I am in love with..


Did you see the THE NUTTY PROFESSOR WITH EDDIE MURPHY AT THE DINNER TABLE? PASSING FARTSfrustrated rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing NOW YOU FEEL BETTER AFTER THAT TEST?comfort bouquet
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Sep 18, 2009 9:20 PM CST I fell into ABSOLUTE LOVE this morning...
HJFinAZ
HJFinAZHJFinAZSun CIty, Arizona USA870 Threads 1 Polls 17,068 Posts
tennesseejudy: Kind of?


Comments from the peanut Gallery I see..tongue
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Sep 18, 2009 9:21 PM CST I fell into ABSOLUTE LOVE this morning...
Big_John
Big_JohnBig_JohnOcean Springs, Mississippi USA19 Threads 9,767 Posts
Get ur Done!!!! Go for the big one!
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Sep 18, 2009 9:21 PM CST I fell into ABSOLUTE LOVE this morning...
HJFinAZ
HJFinAZHJFinAZSun CIty, Arizona USA870 Threads 1 Polls 17,068 Posts
Jan1305: Pat, you fall in love everyday.


Well, nobody can ever say us "Old Farts" give up easily..devil

hug
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Sep 18, 2009 9:22 PM CST I fell into ABSOLUTE LOVE this morning...
HJFinAZ
HJFinAZHJFinAZSun CIty, Arizona USA870 Threads 1 Polls 17,068 Posts
pinklips: Did you see the THE NUTTY PROFESSOR WITH EDDIE MURPHY AT THE DINNER TABLE? PASSING FARTS NOW YOU FEEL BETTER AFTER THAT TEST?


Well, it was "I" that did the sound effects for that movie..grin
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Sep 18, 2009 9:23 PM CST I fell into ABSOLUTE LOVE this morning...
HJFinAZ
HJFinAZHJFinAZSun CIty, Arizona USA870 Threads 1 Polls 17,068 Posts
Big_John: Get ur Done!!!! Go for the big one!


Come to think of it John, there was one in there that would make one hell of a linebacker..uh oh
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Sep 18, 2009 9:27 PM CST I fell into ABSOLUTE LOVE this morning...
kkitty2
kkitty2kkitty2somewhere in Minnesota, Minnesota USA19 Threads 6 Polls 445 Posts
HJFinAZ: Come to think of it John, there was one in there that would make one hell of a linebacker..


Only you Pat grin devil
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Sep 18, 2009 9:29 PM CST I fell into ABSOLUTE LOVE this morning...
HJFinAZ
HJFinAZHJFinAZSun CIty, Arizona USA870 Threads 1 Polls 17,068 Posts
kkitty2: Only you Pat


NOBODY, ever heard me state that I was playing with a full deck..dunno
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Sep 18, 2009 9:32 PM CST I fell into ABSOLUTE LOVE this morning...
kkitty2
kkitty2kkitty2somewhere in Minnesota, Minnesota USA19 Threads 6 Polls 445 Posts
HJFinAZ: NOBODY, ever heard me state that I was playing with a full deck..


so did you get her phone number?

even better I hope all is well for youbouquet
or is it?
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Sep 18, 2009 9:32 PM CST I fell into ABSOLUTE LOVE this morning...
AsleepInNJ
AsleepInNJAsleepInNJCherry Hill, New Jersey USA53 Threads 3 Polls 2,862 Posts
what was in your anesthetic cocktail? did they give you Versed? some people claim they wake up in the middle of the procedure but are paralyzed to tell the doctor they woke up with this drug.
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Sep 18, 2009 9:42 PM CST I fell into ABSOLUTE LOVE this morning...
Shirley49WV
Shirley49WVShirley49WVMason, West Virginia USA27 Threads 2,449 Posts
AsleepInNJ: what was in your anesthetic cocktail? did they give you Versed? some people claim they wake up in the middle of the procedure but are paralyzed to tell the doctor they woke up with this drug.


I bet he woke up blowing the sheets off the bed before they told him too. hmmm

When I had a cysto I was afraid that I would tell the dr that I work with....I thought I would never find you between my legs.

wow
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