A Refresher On Drinking Too Much Coffee ( Archived) (9)

Sep 23, 2009 7:55 AM CST A Refresher On Drinking Too Much Coffee
sassy49senior
sassy49seniorsassy49seniorItty Bitty, Nebraska USA274 Threads 4,632 Posts
Juan Valdez named his donkey after you.

You chew on other peoples fingernails.

You soak your dentures in coffee overnight.

You answer the door before people knock.

You go to sleep just so you can wake up and smell the coffee.

You lick your coffee pot clean.

You go to AA meetings just for the free coffee.

You have a bumper sticker that says,"Coffee drinkers are good in the sack."

You grind your coffee beans in your mouth.

Your eyes stay open when you sneeze.

Cocaine is a downer.

Charles Manson thinks you need to calm down.

People get dizzy watching you.

Your lips are permanently stuck in the sipping position.

When you fart all you smell is cappuccino with a touch of vanilla.
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Sep 23, 2009 8:04 AM CST A Refresher On Drinking Too Much Coffee
hopefloats
hopefloatshopefloatsSlim's Lady, Tennessee USA51 Threads 6,660 Posts
Slim says there is NO SUCH THING as TOO MUCH coffee as he's drinking his third cup equalling 72 ounces!!!!!!!!!!!!
grin grin grin grin grin grin
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Sep 23, 2009 8:05 AM CST A Refresher On Drinking Too Much Coffee
Big_John
Big_JohnBig_JohnOcean Springs, Mississippi USA19 Threads 9,767 Posts
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Sep 23, 2009 8:07 AM CST A Refresher On Drinking Too Much Coffee
sultryash
sultryashsultryashBridgetown, Saint Michael Barbados36 Threads 3,203 Posts
rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing ...............funny.......not a coffee drinker here !!
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Sep 23, 2009 8:13 AM CST A Refresher On Drinking Too Much Coffee
sassy49senior
sassy49seniorsassy49seniorItty Bitty, Nebraska USA274 Threads 4,632 Posts
hopefloats: Slim says there is NO SUCH THING as TOO MUCH coffee as he's drinking his third cup equalling 72 ounces!!!!!!!!!!!!




He is right, I mean right, did I say he is rightlaugh Better go get another cup, still a bit slow. wink beer
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Sep 23, 2009 8:15 AM CST A Refresher On Drinking Too Much Coffee
USThumper
USThumperUSThumperMexico, New York USA4 Threads 3,957 Posts
sassy49senior: He is right, I mean right, did I say he is right Better go get another cup, still a bit slow.
Just finished my coffee, now I gotta get going. See y'all later.bouquet
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Sep 23, 2009 8:23 AM CST A Refresher On Drinking Too Much Coffee
sassy49senior
sassy49seniorsassy49seniorItty Bitty, Nebraska USA274 Threads 4,632 Posts
USThumper: Just finished my coffee, now I gotta get going. See y'all later.



Have a great day Thumper hug A fresh pot will be waiting upon your return with a scent of morning dew lingering, my favorite soft scent, to let you know SASSY WAS IN THE HOUSE wink teddybear
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Sep 23, 2009 8:52 AM CST A Refresher On Drinking Too Much Coffee
amahlala
amahlalaamahlalaAberdeen, South Dakota USA21 Threads 8,314 Posts
MMMMMM! Coffee! Java! Coffee! Seriously, it is a wonderful thing to drink coffee! On my third cup now and I've only been up for 45 minutes! YEAH!yay
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Sep 23, 2009 8:55 AM CST A Refresher On Drinking Too Much Coffee
hopefloats
hopefloatshopefloatsSlim's Lady, Tennessee USA51 Threads 6,660 Posts
amahlala: MMMMMM! Coffee! Java! Coffee! Seriously, it is a wonderful thing to drink coffee! On my third cup now and I've only been up for 45 minutes! YEAH!



Hey sis, what's with your hair in that pic? Have ya been standin' on your head?!rolling on the floor laughing tongue hug
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