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Oct 1, 2009 11:18 AM CST Right Approach/ Wrong approach
RobertC2
RobertC2RobertC2Xaghra, Gozo, Gozo Malta91 Threads 8 Polls 8,344 Posts
sassy49senior: I do my shopping at Wally World in the wee morning hours. I saw this man in aisle 11 unloading freight and smashing the boxes. Aisle 11 is the tissue and toilet paper aisle I went a wee bit closer to him and said," Excuse me sir, may I squeeze your Charmin?" He laughed and returned with," Why sure little lady" We just chatted for a few minutes, exchanged phone numbers and kept in touch for about 6 months.


Wowza!

I guess the relationship ended when you ran out of toilet paper? sigh

laugh
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Oct 1, 2009 11:18 AM CST Right Approach/ Wrong approach
rubendario
rubendariorubendarioHartford, Connecticut USA8 Threads 1 Polls 3,278 Posts
RobertC2: No way!

I know it sounds corny, but it's true¬!


Then it's one of those "everything happens just right" type situations!! confused
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Oct 1, 2009 11:18 AM CST Right Approach/ Wrong approach
RobertC2
RobertC2RobertC2Xaghra, Gozo, Gozo Malta91 Threads 8 Polls 8,344 Posts
NAKEDMUDPEOPLE: We all dance to a different drummer.


'and I am the Lord of the dance said he'! batting
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Oct 1, 2009 11:19 AM CST Right Approach/ Wrong approach
amahlala
amahlalaamahlalaAberdeen, South Dakota USA21 Threads 8,314 Posts
RobertC2: Hey there! You with the snotty nose and laughing eyes!


Are ya saying I need some tissue....can I borrow your shirt to blow my nose?
grin
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Oct 1, 2009 11:19 AM CST Right Approach/ Wrong approach
RobertC2
RobertC2RobertC2Xaghra, Gozo, Gozo Malta91 Threads 8 Polls 8,344 Posts
rubendario: Then it's one of those "everything happens just right" type situations!!


oh well.......... good things happen when you have an innocent heart and a cheerful innocent smile and you believe in fairies! grin
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Oct 1, 2009 11:20 AM CST Right Approach/ Wrong approach
amahlala: I just say "Hi." Works everytime....




Yea Thats all a Pretty Woman has to do, what about just a Hansome Guy like me? We Have to earn our Stripes, By Trying to Impress a woman, with 10 other Clowns Rubbing the Front of there Jeanslaugh And I have to Act like a nice Guy? Because I just ammumbling blushing
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Oct 1, 2009 11:21 AM CST Right Approach/ Wrong approach
amahlala
amahlalaamahlalaAberdeen, South Dakota USA21 Threads 8,314 Posts
HotrodLarrys: Yea Thats all a Pretty Woman has to do, what about just a Hansome Guy like me? We Have to earn our Stripes, By Trying to Impress a woman, with 10 other Clowns Rubbing the Front of there Jeans And I have to Act like a nice Guy? Because I just am


A simple "Hi" and a smile works for men too. Try it.grin
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Oct 1, 2009 11:25 AM CST Right Approach/ Wrong approach
sassy49senior
sassy49seniorsassy49seniorItty Bitty, Nebraska USA274 Threads 4,632 Posts
RobertC2: Wowza!

I guess the relationship ended when you ran out of toilet paper?




Hi Sir May I squeeze your charmin? wink laugh hug
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Oct 1, 2009 11:25 AM CST Right Approach/ Wrong approach
Sunnn: I have lost my telephone number, can I have yours?
Yes Dear, Please get it thru E-mail tho, Sweety so all these other women dont all call at the same timerolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing peace bouquet
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Oct 1, 2009 11:26 AM CST Right Approach/ Wrong approach
rubendario
rubendariorubendarioHartford, Connecticut USA8 Threads 1 Polls 3,278 Posts
sassy49senior: I do my shopping at Wally World in the wee morning hours. I saw this man in aisle 11 unloading freight and smashing the boxes. Aisle 11 is the tissue and toilet paper aisle I went a wee bit closer to him and said," Excuse me sir, may I squeeze your Charmin?" He laughed and returned with," Why sure little lady" We just chatted for a few minutes, exchanged phone numbers and kept in touch for about 6 months.


Wow!! Your a smooth technician!! I am way to shy for that kind of smooth operation!! I would loose my walkie talkie!! laugh
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Oct 1, 2009 11:26 AM CST Right Approach/ Wrong approach
HotrodLarrys: Yea Thats all a Pretty Woman has to do, what about just a Hansome Guy like me? We Have to earn our Stripes, By Trying to Impress a woman, with 10 other Clowns Rubbing the Front of there Jeans And I have to Act like a nice Guy? Because I just am


Whenever a guy says Hi to me I turn into silly putty and begin blushing.laugh
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Oct 1, 2009 11:27 AM CST Right Approach/ Wrong approach
rubendario
rubendariorubendarioHartford, Connecticut USA8 Threads 1 Polls 3,278 Posts
RobertC2: oh well.......... good things happen when you have an innocent heart and a cheerful innocent smile and you believe in fairies!


Well, I am working on it...I am trying to believe in Cinderella!!!laugh laugh
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Oct 1, 2009 11:29 AM CST Right Approach/ Wrong approach
NAKEDMUDPEOPLE: We all dance to a different drummer.



So Truehug
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Oct 1, 2009 11:30 AM CST Right Approach/ Wrong approach
sultryash
sultryashsultryashBridgetown, Saint Michael Barbados36 Threads 3,203 Posts
sassy49senior: I do my shopping at Wally World in the wee morning hours. I saw this man in aisle 11 unloading freight and smashing the boxes. Aisle 11 is the tissue and toilet paper aisle I went a wee bit closer to him and said," Excuse me sir, may I squeeze your Charmin?" He laughed and returned with," Why sure little lady" We just chatted for a few minutes, exchanged phone numbers and kept in touch for about 6 months.


wow hhahaha sassy you are good thumbs up thumbs up rolling on the floor laughing
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Oct 1, 2009 11:31 AM CST Right Approach/ Wrong approach
RobertC2
RobertC2RobertC2Xaghra, Gozo, Gozo Malta91 Threads 8 Polls 8,344 Posts
somechick: Whenever a guy says Hi to me I turn into silly putty and begin blushing.


hi darlin'! blushing
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Oct 1, 2009 11:32 AM CST Right Approach/ Wrong approach
Boban1
Boban1Boban1bigplace, Central Serbia Serbia144 Threads 5 Polls 18,789 Posts
somechick: Whenever a guy says Hi to me I turn into silly putty and begin blushing.


Hi.........grin
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Oct 1, 2009 11:33 AM CST Right Approach/ Wrong approach
sassy49senior
sassy49seniorsassy49seniorItty Bitty, Nebraska USA274 Threads 4,632 Posts
I don't do that often rubendarioblushing Just happened to be one time I was feeling a little sassier then usual. wink
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Oct 1, 2009 11:34 AM CST Right Approach/ Wrong approach
sassy49senior: Hi Sir May I squeeze your charming
giggle cswelcome



Ha halaugh rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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Oct 1, 2009 11:34 AM CST Right Approach/ Wrong approach
RobertC2
RobertC2RobertC2Xaghra, Gozo, Gozo Malta91 Threads 8 Polls 8,344 Posts
Boban1: Hi.........


Hey - I 'hi'd' her first! laugh
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Oct 1, 2009 11:35 AM CST Right Approach/ Wrong approach
rubendario
rubendariorubendarioHartford, Connecticut USA8 Threads 1 Polls 3,278 Posts
sassy49senior: I don't do that often rubendario Just happened to be one time I was feeling a little sassier then usual.


laugh I guess we all have our special moments were we just shine with confidence and creativity!! grin
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