Missing page of the bible discovered ( Archived) (62)

Oct 4, 2009 7:20 AM CST Missing page of the bible discovered
EliteOne
EliteOneEliteOneBrisbane, Queensland Australia38 Threads 1,590 Posts
Archeologists near mount Sinai have discovered what is believed to be a missing page from the Bible. The page is currently being carbon dated in Bonn. If genuine it belongs at the beginning of the Bible and is believed to read.....

Quote:

"To my darling Candy. All characters portrayed within this book are fictitous and any resemblance to persons living or dead is purely coincidental."

The page has been universally condemned by church leaders.

Is the the bible fact or fiction ?


grin
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Oct 4, 2009 7:23 AM CST Missing page of the bible discovered
goodfriend
goodfriendgoodfriendglasgow, Strathclyde, Scotland UK2 Threads 2,573 Posts
EliteOne: Archeologists near mount Sinai have discovered what is believed to be a missing page from the Bible. The page is currently being carbon dated in Bonn. If genuine it belongs at the beginning of the Bible and is believed to read.....

Quote:

"To my darling Candy. All characters portrayed within this book are fictitous and any resemblance to persons living or dead is purely coincidental."

The page has been universally condemned by church leaders.

Is the the bible fact or fiction ?


I guess the Bible is whatever YOU want it to be..wink
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Oct 4, 2009 7:28 AM CST Missing page of the bible discovered
jessejess47
jessejess47jessejess47ogdensburg, New York USA35 Threads 1 Polls 3,886 Posts
If I had to guess it is more than likely both fact and fiction....a history book written by some very bias people with great minds for drama. I am sure much that was written was in fact true and some is in fact not true(I find it hard to believe Moses parted the Red Sea) but still believe that Christ did in fact die on the cross or something similar to the crossprofessor
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Oct 4, 2009 7:34 AM CST Missing page of the bible discovered
turnNburn1x
turnNburn1xturnNburn1xMcRae, Georgia USA3 Posts
jessejess47: If I had to guess it is more than likely both fact and fiction....a history book written by some very bias people with great minds for drama. I am sure much that was written was in fact true and some is in fact not true(I find it hard to believe Moses parted the Red Sea) but still believe that Christ did in fact die on the cross or something similar to the cross
That's as good of an explaination as any.
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Oct 4, 2009 7:37 AM CST Missing page of the bible discovered
jessejess47
jessejess47jessejess47ogdensburg, New York USA35 Threads 1 Polls 3,886 Posts
turnNburn1x: That's as good of an explaination as any.
Thanks ....I though so ....laugh
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Oct 4, 2009 7:48 AM CST Missing page of the bible discovered
USThumper
USThumperUSThumperMexico, New York USA4 Threads 3,957 Posts
jessejess47: If I had to guess it is more than likely both fact and fiction....a history book written by some very bias people with great minds for drama. I am sure much that was written was in fact true and some is in fact not true(I find it hard to believe Moses parted the Red Sea) but still believe that Christ did in fact die on the cross or something similar to the cross
I agree, a lot of the bible is based on real people and places. The tower of Bable did and does exist. I can see someone named David killing a "giant" with a sling. People back then wernt vary big, and someone like Andre The Giant would of been a real Giant. As far as being talked to by "god", I smoke a couple of joints and I hear voices too.cheers
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Oct 4, 2009 8:27 AM CST Missing page of the bible discovered
jessejess47
jessejess47jessejess47ogdensburg, New York USA35 Threads 1 Polls 3,886 Posts
USThumper: I agree, a lot of the bible is based on real people and places. The tower of Bable did and does exist. I can see someone named David killing a "giant" with a sling. People back then wernt vary big, and someone like Andre The Giant would of been a real Giant. As far as being talked to by "god", I smoke a couple of joints and I hear voices too.
I have read the bible here and there in my life ,never the whole thing....parts are very interesting and parts are very unbelieveable....and all is a very "Hard" read ,I am by far not the smartest person nor am I the most uneducated eather...but reading the bible it seems to me can and will be interpretated in many ,many ways....this I think is the reason for so many differant Christian churches....But this is of course only my theory......grin
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Oct 4, 2009 10:40 AM CST Missing page of the bible discovered
ihateusernames
ihateusernamesihateusernamesForestville, Maryland USA2 Threads 375 Posts
In response to: Archeologists near mount Sinai have discovered what is believed to be a missing page from the Bible. The page is currently being carbon dated in Bonn. If genuine it belongs at the beginning of the Bible and is believed to read.....

Quote:

"To my darling Candy. All characters portrayed within this book are fictitous and any resemblance to persons living or dead is purely coincidental."

The page has been universally condemned by church leaders.

Is the the bible fact or fiction ?


laughdamn! another bible thread laugh well at least its on a sunday............ funny profile pic by the wayhandshake
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Oct 4, 2009 10:44 AM CST Missing page of the bible discovered
they opened the letter from lourdes and it was the bill for the last supper
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Oct 4, 2009 11:58 AM CST Missing page of the bible discovered
calmheartseeks
calmheartseekscalmheartseeksSomewhere, California USA7 Threads 1 Polls 505 Posts
caspatch: they opened the letter from lourdes and it was the bill for the last supper


You mean they haven't paid it yet? ;) laugh
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Oct 4, 2009 12:19 PM CST Missing page of the bible discovered
Boban1
Boban1Boban1bigplace, Central Serbia Serbia144 Threads 5 Polls 18,789 Posts
EliteOne: Archeologists near mount Sinai have discovered what is believed to be a missing page from the Bible. The page is currently being carbon dated in Bonn. If genuine it belongs at the beginning of the Bible and is believed to read.....

Quote:

"To my darling Candy. All characters portrayed within this book are fictitous and any resemblance to persons living or dead is purely coincidental."

The page has been universally condemned by church leaders.

Is the the bible fact or fiction ?


the bible is a book... with some letters ... i hate to read
and so i never read it
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Oct 4, 2009 12:49 PM CST Missing page of the bible discovered
calmheartseeks: You mean they haven't paid it yet? ;)

it was stamped third past due noticelaugh
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Oct 4, 2009 12:51 PM CST Missing page of the bible discovered
caspatch: it was stamped third past due notice

it was for thirty pcs, of silver wonder where it wentdunno
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Oct 4, 2009 3:49 PM CST Missing page of the bible discovered
EliteOne
EliteOneEliteOneBrisbane, Queensland Australia38 Threads 1,590 Posts
this cracked me up.. it was a joke.

I’m sure the new biblical page found was translated to read “to my darling Candy”
rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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Oct 4, 2009 4:10 PM CST Missing page of the bible discovered
jessejess47
jessejess47jessejess47ogdensburg, New York USA35 Threads 1 Polls 3,886 Posts
EliteOne: this cracked me up.. it was a joke.

I’m sure the new biblical page found was translated to read “to my darling Candy”
we or at least most of us knew it was a joke.....it is rather funny to think that you thought that we thought it was not a joke .....rolling on the floor laughing doh
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Oct 4, 2009 5:29 PM CST Missing page of the bible discovered
Grandepensees
GrandepenseesGrandepenseesVerviers, Liege Belgium45 Threads 1 Polls 3,691 Posts
EliteOne: Archeologists near mount Sinai have discovered what is believed to be a missing page from the Bible. The page is currently being carbon dated in Bonn. If genuine it belongs at the beginning of the Bible and is believed to read.....

Quote:

"To my darling Candy. All characters portrayed within this book are fictitous and any resemblance to persons living or dead is purely coincidental."

The page has been universally condemned by church leaders.

Is the the bible fact or fiction ?


The Bible is fact if you are willing to accept SOME fiction as being probable and all facts as possible grin
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Oct 4, 2009 5:57 PM CST Missing page of the bible discovered
wixomwizard
wixomwizardwixomwizardWixom, Michigan USA35 Threads 3,636 Posts
Lord, forgive them for they know not what they do.doh frustrated
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Oct 4, 2009 5:59 PM CST Missing page of the bible discovered
Grandepensees
GrandepenseesGrandepenseesVerviers, Liege Belgium45 Threads 1 Polls 3,691 Posts
wixomwizard: Lord, forgive them for they know not what they do.


Okay, I'm sure 'Lord' has forgiven me ( quite a few times now )... Can YOU???laugh
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Oct 4, 2009 6:45 PM CST Missing page of the bible discovered
wixomwizard
wixomwizardwixomwizardWixom, Michigan USA35 Threads 3,636 Posts
Grandepensees: Okay, I'm sure 'Lord' has forgiven me ( quite a few times now )... Can YOU???


You are foregiven!grin
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Oct 5, 2009 9:01 PM CST Missing page of the bible discovered
lonelycowboy101
lonelycowboy101lonelycowboy101Caro, Michigan USA9 Threads 6 Polls 441 Posts
Every word, every dot, every line, is completly true . No matter how man tries to prove it false it keeps proving itself over and over again .
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