Morgan!!! Here we come girl :-) (505)
morgan5: risk damage to my prized possession??? no chance
I'll get her a box to stand on...
'conk' (chuckles)
mnowsa: can i join you ladies too? i promise i will be a good boy
Erm..... ok but you will have to go top to tail 
SummerUK: Naaaaah! Stick to the first one
I second that comment!!!!
mnowsa: can i join you ladies too? i promise i will be a good boy
Sure!!
You can stop off here and hire a fab suit of armour from my local castle
SummerUK: Naaaaah! Stick to the first one
that was too naughty 
SummerUK: Naaaaah! Stick to the first one
that was too naughty 
morgan5: Erm..... ok but you will have to go top to tail
mnowsa: it is just that i never dated 3 pretty ladies all at the same time
You're such a sweet talker mnowsa
SummerUK: Sure!! You can stop off here and hire a fab suit of armour from my local castle
aren't you so kind and naughty?
morgan5: Erm..... ok but you will have to go top to tail
Do you think he really understands topping and tailing???
SummerUK: You're such a sweet talker mnowsa
...and with SERIOUS Cataracts!!
illu_66: I'll get her a box to stand on...
'conk' (chuckles)
'conk' (chuckles)
Are you laughin at me???
I'm sure my white cowboy boots will hurt more than her stilletos ya know
SummerUK: Are you laughin at me??? I'm sure my white cowboy boots will hurt more than her stilletos ya know
WEar them backwards - Reverse Cowboy boots'd be MUCH better.... mmmm
I wwas ONLY laffing at 'conk'. I was cute xx
SummerUK: You're such a sweet talker mnowsa
yea...what can i do dear? my mom told me that right after i was born, i was given a lots of honey in my mouth so that i could have a very sweet mouth
SummerUK: Are you laughin at me??? I'm sure my white cowboy boots will hurt more than her stilletos ya know
don't forget ya stetson and rope twirlin thingy (can't spell it) morgan5: Babe in luuurve it when you tell me off
...and tie you down, and get out the ostrich feather, and pop open the black cherry yoghurt, and invite the local rugby club...
I KNOW!!!
Jan1305: Do you think he really understands topping and tailing???
We Can Learn!
illu_66: ...and with SERIOUS Cataracts!!
Get out of our thread.... ur banned
Jan1305: Do you think he really understands topping and tailing???
Actually you are right about that BUT you are not really very far from those ladies. therefore you could always come and "teach" me about the whole "ritual" from going top to tail
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Naaaaah! Stick to the first one