Ask The Wabbet.... (78)

Oct 20, 2009 1:50 AM CST Ask The Wabbet....
Ask Wabbet (me) a question and i will endeavour to answer it with a quote, this may not necessarily answer your question or even relate to it, but, it seems like fun so what the heck.

After all of the drama on the boards its time for everyone to have a laugh or at least a strained chuckle....

Wabbet is here to help

Wabbet will now take your questions....



bunny
Oct 20, 2009 1:51 AM CST Ask The Wabbet....
Raven0
Raven0Raven0Right here, Alberta Canada28 Threads 3,454 Posts
Who keeps poking holes in my jello in the fridge?
Oct 20, 2009 1:54 AM CST Ask The Wabbet....
Raven0: Who keeps poking holes in my jello in the fridge?
Wabbet says - Eat a live toad in the morning and nothing worse will happen to you for the rest of the day.bunny
Oct 20, 2009 1:57 AM CST Ask The Wabbet....
Raven0
Raven0Raven0Right here, Alberta Canada28 Threads 3,454 Posts
DjWabbet: Wabbet says - Eat a live toad in the morning and nothing worse will happen to you for the rest of the day.

Oh wow...
But umm...
New question.
Where can I get a live toad when it's practically winter here?
Oct 20, 2009 3:07 AM CST Ask The Wabbet....
Raven0: Oh wow...
But umm...
New question.
Where can I get a live toad when it's practically winter here?
Wabbet says - "Sometimes you just have to say 'What the heck'"bunny
Oct 20, 2009 3:08 AM CST Ask The Wabbet....
serene56
serene56serene56Myplace, New South Wales Australia543 Threads 10 Polls 27,957 Posts
Dear wabbet

Lately I have had recurring dreams which involve you and me getting married and having several little bunnies (I believe they're called kittens cats meow).
I wake in a lather of sweat, both dismayed but somehow intrigued..
dunno

What can this possibly mean wabbit confused Please help blues

Signed

Bunnyboiler
Oct 20, 2009 3:10 AM CST Ask The Wabbet....
serene56: Dear wabbet

Lately I have had recurring dreams which involve you and me getting married and having several little bunnies (I believe they're called kittens ).
I wake in a lather of sweat, both dismayed but somehow intrigued..


What can this possibly mean wabbit Please help

Signed

Bunnyboiler
Wabbet says - "All generalisations are false, including this one." bunny
Oct 20, 2009 3:19 AM CST Ask The Wabbet....
serene56
serene56serene56Myplace, New South Wales Australia543 Threads 10 Polls 27,957 Posts
Dear wabbet

I can only say thank you for your wise and timely reply to my ghastly problem

At last, I can rest my weary head with no fear of the repeated nightmare that has been haunting even my daylight hours


happy place



kiss


teddybear







uh oh

Signed

Bunnyboiler
Oct 20, 2009 3:21 AM CST Ask The Wabbet....
serene56: Dear wabbet

I can only say thank you for your wise and timely reply to my ghastly problem

At last, I can rest my weary head with no fear of the repeated nightmare that has been haunting even my daylight hours

Signed

Bunnyboiler
Wabbet says - "A day without sunshine is like night" bunny
Oct 20, 2009 4:31 AM CST Ask The Wabbet....
oolretaw
oolretawoolretawbundaberg, Queensland Australia7 Threads 83 Posts
Raven0: Oh wow...
But umm...
New question.
Where can I get a live toad when it's practically winter here?
hello raven, thought i might be able to help you out here, we have cane toads $5.00 aud per kg. water toads& sand toads $6.50 per kg plus postage, how many would you like ??????teddybear wave wave australia
Oct 20, 2009 4:33 AM CST Ask The Wabbet....
blondeaozichick
blondeaozichickblondeaozichickMelbourne, Victoria Australia60 Threads 1 Polls 4,392 Posts
DjWabbet: Ask Wabbet (me) a question and i will endeavour to answer it with a quote, this may not necessarily answer your question or even relate to it, but, it seems like fun so what the heck.

After all of the drama on the boards its time for everyone to have a laugh or at least a strained chuckle....

Wabbet is here to help

Wabbet will now take your questions....


why is it wabbit... whenever you hurt yourself (for example nearly rip your bloody finger nail off) and always friggen keep hurting it more after that.. ya open a door you bang yoru finger.. you rummage around in your bag you hurt your finger crying
Oct 20, 2009 4:39 AM CST Ask The Wabbet....
blondeaozichick: why is it wabbit... whenever you hurt yourself (for example nearly rip your bloody finger nail off) and always friggen keep hurting it more after that.. ya open a door you bang yoru finger.. you rummage around in your bag you hurt your finger
Wabbet says - "A conscience is what hurts when all your other parts feel so good" bunny
Oct 20, 2009 4:52 AM CST Ask The Wabbet....
Damianowen
DamianowenDamianowenDubbo, New South Wales Australia14 Threads 4 Polls 718 Posts
Wabbet, ballet dancers are always on their toes. Why doen't they just get taller people?
Oct 20, 2009 4:53 AM CST Ask The Wabbet....
Damianowen: Wabbet, ballet dancers are always on their toes. Why doen't they just get taller people?
Wabbet says - "It's not that you and I are so clever, but that the others are such fools." bunny
Oct 20, 2009 5:08 AM CST Ask The Wabbet....
bjsss
bjsssbjsssMelbourne, Victoria Australia5 Threads 3,536 Posts
Hey wabbet where can i buy some cheap carrots?? help
Oct 20, 2009 5:10 AM CST Ask The Wabbet....
bjsss: Hey wabbet where can i buy some cheap carrots??
Wabbet says - " Money can't buy happiness but it can certainly rent it for a couple of hours" bunny
Oct 20, 2009 5:12 AM CST Ask The Wabbet....
bjsss
bjsssbjsssMelbourne, Victoria Australia5 Threads 3,536 Posts
DjWabbet: Wabbet says - " Money can't buy happiness but it can certainly rent it for a couple of hours"


wabbet i want cheap carrots not a reading on money and happiness doh
Oct 20, 2009 5:12 AM CST Ask The Wabbet....
Damianowen
DamianowenDamianowenDubbo, New South Wales Australia14 Threads 4 Polls 718 Posts
DjWabbet: Wabbet says - "It's not that you and I are so clever, but that the others are such fools."


Thanks. That clears up lots of things.
Oct 20, 2009 5:14 AM CST Ask The Wabbet....
bjsss: wabbet i want cheap carrots not a reading on money and happiness
Wabbet says - "A fool and his money are soon partying" bunny
Oct 20, 2009 5:28 AM CST Ask The Wabbet....
serene56
serene56serene56Myplace, New South Wales Australia543 Threads 10 Polls 27,957 Posts
Dear wabbet

I have a worrisome rash that just wont go away blues Ive tried all sorts of creams, taken heaps of drugs and massive quantities of alcohol beer but it's still driving me nuts

What do you suggest confused

Signed

Town Transport
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