Santa's wish list (39)
All I would like for Christmas is peace and unity throughout the world and for ...
Ok let's get real here Santy
Give us a round the world luxury cruise .. STAT
With the Chippendales in the next cabin .. STAT
Connecting doors .. STAT
All the damn food, champers and goodies I want ..STAT
An emergency evacuation as the ship departs (except for the Chippies who are locked in their cabin, and me of course) .. STAT
Got it Santy
Ok, now get to work
I would just like to meet someone whom I can grow old with please Santa.
I have made it fairly clear in my profile!
Now how about you read it..and fulfil the order please.
Failing that.. how about a new car.. a Porsche Boxter would be nice!
I have made it fairly clear in my profile!
Now how about you read it..and fulfil the order please.
Failing that.. how about a new car.. a Porsche Boxter would be nice!
All these shallow people Santa.. how do you cope...
I want a man.... a nice solid man, with muscles, good strong heart, and all his bit of average size and functioning normally
If I cant have that I'd like a car radio that works.. and a cd player for my car.. that works.
I want a man.... a nice solid man, with muscles, good strong heart, and all his bit of average size and functioning normally
If I cant have that I'd like a car radio that works.. and a cd player for my car.. that works.
wellllllll ...to start with santy can I please have a black ss commodore, has to have metallic paint, nice mags ....ohh and an inbuilt dvd system for the ruggies...
secondly I would really like
a cruise around the greek isles, failing that a weekend at Merimbula with the ruggies will suffice 
Thirdly, can you send someone to clean off all the crap off of this computer, its running like an old slag
...And I really want it to continue to work
Lastly.... I would really, really like for someone to come and finish the 4500 words left required of me for this semester...Im sick of writing about globalisation, interpersonal communication etc
Merry christmas santy...ohh and if you deliver there just may be something in it for you
secondly I would really like
a cruise around the greek isles, failing that a weekend at Merimbula with the ruggies will suffice Thirdly, can you send someone to clean off all the crap off of this computer, its running like an old slag
...And I really want it to continue to workLastly.... I would really, really like for someone to come and finish the 4500 words left required of me for this semester...Im sick of writing about globalisation, interpersonal communication etc
Merry christmas santy...ohh and if you deliver there just may be something in it for you
see if you could handle the evil smoker youd be set 
(singing) All I want for Christmas is yoooou!
You know its funny, i dont want anything from the man in the red suit! Last time i didnt get what i demanded and made me sulk for weeks.. So if he comes to my house in the middle of the night he better watch his back!!
Not really, im just a lil bored right now
Not really, im just a lil bored right now
for me it is simple to have the same things people across the world want.the wars in afghanistan and iraq to be over.so our love ones can be home for Christmas,instead in a foreign not knowing if you see them again 
fortyeleven: wellllllll ...to start with santy can I please have a black ss commodore, has to have metallic paint, nice mags ....ohh and an inbuilt dvd system for the ruggies...
secondly I would really like a cruise around the greek isles, failing that a weekend at Merimbula with the ruggies will suffice
Thirdly, can you send someone to clean off all the crap off of this computer, its running like an old slag ...And I really want it to continue to work
Lastly.... I would really, really like for someone to come and finish the 4500 words left required of me for this semester...Im sick of writing about globalisation, interpersonal communication etc
Merry christmas santy...ohh and if you deliver there just may be something in it for you
secondly I would really like a cruise around the greek isles, failing that a weekend at Merimbula with the ruggies will suffice
Thirdly, can you send someone to clean off all the crap off of this computer, its running like an old slag ...And I really want it to continue to work
Lastly.... I would really, really like for someone to come and finish the 4500 words left required of me for this semester...Im sick of writing about globalisation, interpersonal communication etc
Merry christmas santy...ohh and if you deliver there just may be something in it for you
fortyeleven: wellllllll ...to start with santy can I please have a black ss commodore, has to have metallic paint, nice mags ....ohh and an inbuilt dvd system for the ruggies...
secondly I would really like a cruise around the greek isles, failing that a weekend at Merimbula with the ruggies will suffice
Thirdly, can you send someone to clean off all the crap off of this computer, its running like an old slag ...And I really want it to continue to work
Lastly.... I would really, really like for someone to come and finish the 4500 words left required of me for this semester...Im sick of writing about globalisation, interpersonal communication etc
Merry christmas santy...ohh and if you deliver there just may be something in it for you
secondly I would really like a cruise around the greek isles, failing that a weekend at Merimbula with the ruggies will suffice
Thirdly, can you send someone to clean off all the crap off of this computer, its running like an old slag ...And I really want it to continue to work
Lastly.... I would really, really like for someone to come and finish the 4500 words left required of me for this semester...Im sick of writing about globalisation, interpersonal communication etc
Merry christmas santy...ohh and if you deliver there just may be something in it for you
Probably only a biscuit and a glass of milk....
I wouldnt hurry Santa.... fill my pressie list first
GEE SANTA...YOU BETTER GET ONTO IT IF YOU WANT SOME FUN PLAY TIME YOUR WAY!!....BISCUITS AND MILK DON'T CUT IT...
Shell225: Probably only a biscuit and a glass of milk....
I wouldnt hurry Santa.... fill my pressie list first
I wouldnt hurry Santa.... fill my pressie list first
angelmarz: GEE SANTA...YOU BETTER GET ONTO IT IF YOU WANT SOME FUN PLAY TIME YOUR WAY!!....BISCUITS AND MILK DON'T CUT IT...
Form an orderly queue, ladies .. if anyone's gonna sit on Santy's knee its
MOI
serene56: Form an orderly queue, ladies .. if anyone's gonna sit on Santy's knee its
MOI
MOI
Shell quickly jostles in behind Serene Im ready Santy.. Shell225: Shell quickly jostles in behind Serene Im ready Santy..
wish he'd hurry up .. probably feeding those damn 
farken guess .............lOl
joachemia: That's all a lot men what I think.
Jeez, I can't type!
what = want
joachemia: That's all a lot men what I think.
It all alot of women want as well
joachemia: That's all a lot men what I think.
What do you know?
Dear santa,
I will be hanging stockings out this year again, the black lacy ones, please fill them accordingly.......
I will be hanging stockings out this year again, the black lacy ones, please fill them accordingly.......
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But lets face it, we never get the gifts we hope for, ya know, the fun stuff, like shoes, handbags and buzzy things for the ladies and some guy named Antonio, and beer, food, silence and widescreen tv's for the blokes.
So if we aint gonna get what we really really want, then we may as well put it on a list in the hope that Santa,(See disclaimer) is going to surprise us and actually deliver (see disclaimer) them.
Your gift request is only limited by your imagination, heck, we may as well go the whole hog right?
Away you go kiddies....
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