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Dec 22, 2009 7:59 PM CST God or Santa?
katt1017
katt1017katt1017Southern, New Hampshire USA67 Threads 10 Polls 1,384 Posts
OK folks what do you want: God (No one creed here, your choice on divine one and path) with a the promise of a reward in the next life for following a set of rules?

OR..

Santa, jolly old elf with a serious weight problem who gives you all sorts of cool stuff just on your word that you have been good all year?

Spare us the hate speeches on those who disagree with your point of view. Santa and God are both watching and you don't want those two doing a tag team smack down on you.

wow
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Dec 22, 2009 8:03 PM CST God or Santa?
nfowler
nfowlernfowlernowhere, Washington USA89 Threads 2,634 Posts
katt1017: OK folks what do you want: God (No one creed here, your choice on divine one and path) with a the promise of a reward in the next life for following a set of rules?

OR..

Santa, jolly old elf with a serious weight problem who gives you all sorts of cool stuff just on your word that you have been good all year?

Spare us the hate speeches on those who disagree with your point of view. Santa and God are both watching and you don't want those two doing a tag team smack down on you.
see Santa the stalker. I told you he was creepy!uh oh
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Dec 22, 2009 8:10 PM CST God or Santa?
katt1017
katt1017katt1017Southern, New Hampshire USA67 Threads 10 Polls 1,384 Posts
nfowler: see Santa the stalker. I told you he was creepy!


Somehow I just got the vision of Santa doing the "Are you talkin' to me" bit from Taxi Driver.

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Dec 22, 2009 8:13 PM CST God or Santa?
nfowler
nfowlernfowlernowhere, Washington USA89 Threads 2,634 Posts
katt1017: Somehow I just got the vision of Santa doing the "Are you talkin' to me" bit from Taxi Driver.

that makes it even more creepy with him having a street thug type persona and adored by millionshelp
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Dec 23, 2009 2:48 AM CST God or Santa?
Laura25
Laura25Laura25Somewhere, New York USA50 Threads 6 Polls 8,178 Posts
katt1017: OK folks what do you want: God (No one creed here, your choice on divine one and path) with a the promise of a reward in the next life for following a set of rules?

OR..

Santa, jolly old elf with a serious weight problem who gives you all sorts of cool stuff just on your word that you have been good all year?

Spare us the hate speeches on those who disagree with your point of view. Santa and God are both watching and you don't want those two doing a tag team smack down on you.


wow rolling on the floor laughing

Tough choice! hmmm ...hmmmmm...

Are we get to select this promised reward? And are all sorts of cool stuff going to be of our choice too?

Can never be too careful when making an important decision giggle


sheep
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Dec 23, 2009 2:50 AM CST God or Santa?
Laura25
Laura25Laura25Somewhere, New York USA50 Threads 6 Polls 8,178 Posts
*typo
Laura25: Tough choice! ...hmmmmm...

Are we getting to select this promised reward? And are all sorts of cool stuff going to be of our choice too?

Can never be too careful when making an important decision


conversing
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Dec 23, 2009 2:53 AM CST God or Santa?
RobertC2
RobertC2RobertC2Xaghra, Gozo, Gozo Malta91 Threads 8 Polls 8,344 Posts
reindeer
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Dec 23, 2009 2:54 AM CST God or Santa?
nfowler
nfowlernfowlernowhere, Washington USA89 Threads 2,634 Posts
nfowler: he also runs a sweatshop in the east
oops my bad...it is up north
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Dec 23, 2009 2:56 AM CST God or Santa?
Laura25
Laura25Laura25Somewhere, New York USA50 Threads 6 Polls 8,178 Posts
nfowler: oops my bad...it is up north


laugh
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Dec 23, 2009 2:58 AM CST God or Santa?
RobertC2
RobertC2RobertC2Xaghra, Gozo, Gozo Malta91 Threads 8 Polls 8,344 Posts
nfowler: oops my bad...it is up north


but kinda 'east' in your in a sleigh a bit up in the air and heading west of the north pole.......... oh, never mind! doh
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Dec 23, 2009 2:59 AM CST God or Santa?
nfowler
nfowlernfowlernowhere, Washington USA89 Threads 2,634 Posts
poor little elves...sowing Barbie oputfits till their fingers bleedcrying
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Dec 23, 2009 3:05 AM CST God or Santa?
RobertC2
RobertC2RobertC2Xaghra, Gozo, Gozo Malta91 Threads 8 Polls 8,344 Posts
nfowler: poor little elves...sowing Barbie oputfits till their fingers bleed

bad image. Thread spoiler. Shame on you.
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Dec 23, 2009 3:14 AM CST God or Santa?
nfowler
nfowlernfowlernowhere, Washington USA89 Threads 2,634 Posts
RobertC2: bad image. Thread spoiler. Shame on you.
wait a minute. I have been eluding to him being a drunk, stalker, child molester and running a sweatshop all day and the bloody elven fingers is what put it over the top?
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Dec 23, 2009 3:21 AM CST God or Santa?
tomboygirl
tomboygirltomboygirllarnaca, Larnaca Cyprus3 Threads 1,555 Posts
santa!
easter bunny!
tooth fairys!
and the shoe makers elves-who im still hoping will come visit and do my house work while i sleep..
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Dec 23, 2009 3:24 AM CST God or Santa?
morgan5
morgan5morgan5chelmsford, Essex, England UK87 Threads 8,237 Posts
Take my chances with dancingsanta
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Dec 23, 2009 3:25 AM CST God or Santa?
Steve5721
Steve5721Steve5721La Zenia, Murcia Spain72 Threads 2 Polls 4,564 Posts
morgan5: Take my chances with


Sensible lady..as ever.
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Dec 23, 2009 3:31 AM CST God or Santa?
If he were anyone but Santa,he would be in Jail for Multiple House-Breaking!rolling on the floor laughing
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Dec 23, 2009 3:33 AM CST God or Santa?
steve6610
steve6610steve6610Goolwa, South Australia Australia2,184 Posts
katt1017: OK folks what do you want: God (No one creed here, your choice on divine one and path) with a the promise of a reward in the next life for following a set of rules?

OR..

Santa, jolly old elf with a serious weight problem who gives you all sorts of cool stuff just on your word that you have been good all year?

Spare us the hate speeches on those who disagree with your point of view. Santa and God are both watching and you don't want those two doing a tag team smack down on you.



I would like both options....but I must pick Easter Bunnies older wiser cousin Santa santa waving
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