1.Accept that some days you're the pigeon and some days you're the statue.
2.Always keep your words soft and sweet just in case you have to eat them.
3.Always read stuff that will make you look good if you die in the middle of it.
4.Drive carefully. It's not only cars that can be recalled by their maker.
5.Eat a live toad in the morning and nothing worse will happen to you for the rest of the day.
6.If you can't be kind at least have the decency to be vague.
7.If you lend someone $20 and never see that person again, it was probably worth it.
8.It may be that your sole purpose in life is to serve as a warning to others.
9.Never buy a car you can't push.
10.Never put both feet in your mouth at the same time because then you won't have a leg to stand on.
11.Nobody cares if you can't dance well, just get out there and dance.
12.The early worm gets eaten by the bird so sleep late.
13.The second mouse gets the cheese.
14.When everything is coming your way, you are in the wrong lane.
15.Birthdays are good for you, the more you have the longer you live.
16.You may be only one person in the world, but you may also be the world to one person.
17.Some mistakes are too much fun to only make once.
18.Don't cry because it's over, smile because it happened.
19.We could learn from crayons, some are sharp, some are pretty, some are dull, some have weird names, and all are different colors, but they all have to learn to live in the same box.
20.A truly happy person is one who can enjoy the scenery when they run into a detour.
21.Happiness comes through the doors you did not even know you left open.
vinny1967: 17.Some mistakes are too much fun to only make once.
.......love it Sass.
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Hi Vinny, The long lost love of my life Oh for sure I could write a short story on some of those mistakes, but guess I will just sit and drink my coffee and keep my angel wings intact
sassy49senior: 1.Accept that some days you're the pigeon and some days you're the statue.
2.Always keep your words soft and sweet just in case you have to eat them.
3.Always read stuff that will make you look good if you die in the middle of it.
4.Drive carefully. It's not only cars that can be recalled by their maker.
5.Eat a live toad in the morning and nothing worse will happen to you for the rest of the day.
6.If you can't be kind at least have the decency to be vague.
7.If you lend someone $20 and never see that person again, it was probably worth it.
8.It may be that your sole purpose in life is to serve as a warning to others.
9.Never buy a car you can't push.
10.Never put both feet in your mouth at the same time because then you won't have a leg to stand on.
11.Nobody cares if you can't dance well, just get out there and dance.
12.The early worm gets eaten by the bird so sleep late.
13.The second mouse gets the cheese.
14.When everything is coming your way, you are in the wrong lane.
15.Birthdays are good for you, the more you have the longer you live.
16.You may be only one person in the world, but you may also be the world to one person.
17.Some mistakes are too much fun to only make once.
18.Don't cry because it's over, smile because it happened.
19.We could learn from crayons, some are sharp, some are pretty, some are dull, some have weird names, and all are different colors, but they all have to learn to live in the same box.
20.A truly happy person is one who can enjoy the scenery when they run into a detour.
21.Happiness comes through the doors you did not even know you left open.
sassy49senior: Hi Vinny, The long lost love of my life Oh for sure I could write a short story on some of those mistakes, but guess I will just sit and drink my coffee and keep my angel wings intact
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2.Always keep your words soft and sweet just in case you have to eat them.
3.Always read stuff that will make you look good if you die in the middle of it.
4.Drive carefully. It's not only cars that can be recalled by their maker.
5.Eat a live toad in the morning and nothing worse will happen to you for the rest of the day.
6.If you can't be kind at least have the decency to be vague.
7.If you lend someone $20 and never see that person again, it was probably worth it.
8.It may be that your sole purpose in life is to serve as a warning to others.
9.Never buy a car you can't push.
10.Never put both feet in your mouth at the same time because then you won't have a leg to stand on.
11.Nobody cares if you can't dance well, just get out there and dance.
12.The early worm gets eaten by the bird so sleep late.
13.The second mouse gets the cheese.
14.When everything is coming your way, you are in the wrong lane.
15.Birthdays are good for you, the more you have the longer you live.
16.You may be only one person in the world, but you may also be the world to one person.
17.Some mistakes are too much fun to only make once.
18.Don't cry because it's over, smile because it happened.
19.We could learn from crayons, some are sharp, some are pretty, some are dull, some have weird names, and all are different colors, but they all have to learn to live in the same box.
20.A truly happy person is one who can enjoy the scenery when they run into a detour.
21.Happiness comes through the doors you did not even know you left open.