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RDM59: Crosswires (it's all in the mind)
A Young man called Ron wanted to buy his new girlfriend a Christmas
present. As they hadn't been seeing each other for very long, he decided
after careful consideration that a pair of gloves would strike the right
note, not too romantic and not too personal.
He went with his girlfriends' sister to Harrods and bought a dainty pair
of white fur lined gloves. The sister bought a pair of Knickers for
herself at the same time. During the wrapping the shop assistant mixed
up the two items, the sister got the gloves and Ron got the knickers,
Without checking Ron sealed the package and sent it to his new
girlfriend with the following letter:-
Dear Sasha,
I chose these because I've noticed that you are not wearing
any when we go out in the evenings. If it had not been for your sister I
would have chosen the long ones with buttons, but she wears shorter ones
which are easier to remove, These are a very delicate shade, but the
lady I bought them from showed me the pair she had been wearing for the
past three weeks and they were hardly soiled at all, I had her try yours
on for me and she looked really smart in them even though they were a
little bit tight on her. She also said that the pair rubs her ring which
helps keep it clean and shiny, In fact she hasn't needed to wash it
since she began wearing them, I wish I was there to put them on for you
the first time, as no doubt many other hands will touch them before I
have a chance to see you again. When you take them off remember to blow
into them a little bit because they will be naturally a little damp from
wearing, Just think how many times my lips will kiss them during the
coming year. I hope you will wear them for me on Friday night.
All my love Ron.
P.S. The latest style is to wear them folded down with a little bit of
fur showing.
A Young man called Ron wanted to buy his new girlfriend a Christmas
present. As they hadn't been seeing each other for very long, he decided
after careful consideration that a pair of gloves would strike the right
note, not too romantic and not too personal.
He went with his girlfriends' sister to Harrods and bought a dainty pair
of white fur lined gloves. The sister bought a pair of Knickers for
herself at the same time. During the wrapping the shop assistant mixed
up the two items, the sister got the gloves and Ron got the knickers,
Without checking Ron sealed the package and sent it to his new
girlfriend with the following letter:-
Dear Sasha,
I chose these because I've noticed that you are not wearing
any when we go out in the evenings. If it had not been for your sister I
would have chosen the long ones with buttons, but she wears shorter ones
which are easier to remove, These are a very delicate shade, but the
lady I bought them from showed me the pair she had been wearing for the
past three weeks and they were hardly soiled at all, I had her try yours
on for me and she looked really smart in them even though they were a
little bit tight on her. She also said that the pair rubs her ring which
helps keep it clean and shiny, In fact she hasn't needed to wash it
since she began wearing them, I wish I was there to put them on for you
the first time, as no doubt many other hands will touch them before I
have a chance to see you again. When you take them off remember to blow
into them a little bit because they will be naturally a little damp from
wearing, Just think how many times my lips will kiss them during the
coming year. I hope you will wear them for me on Friday night.
All my love Ron.
P.S. The latest style is to wear them folded down with a little bit of
fur showing.
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RDM59: Crosswires (it's all in the mind)
A Young man called Ron wanted to buy his new girlfriend a Christmas
present. As they hadn't been seeing each other for very long, he decided
after careful consideration that a pair of gloves would strike the right
note, not too romantic and not too personal.
He went with his girlfriends' sister to Harrods and bought a dainty pair
of white fur lined gloves. The sister bought a pair of Knickers for
herself at the same time. During the wrapping the shop assistant mixed
up the two items, the sister got the gloves and Ron got the knickers,
Without checking Ron sealed the package and sent it to his new
girlfriend with the following letter:-
Dear Sasha,
I chose these because I've noticed that you are not wearing
any when we go out in the evenings. If it had not been for your sister I
would have chosen the long ones with buttons, but she wears shorter ones
which are easier to remove, These are a very delicate shade, but the
lady I bought them from showed me the pair she had been wearing for the
past three weeks and they were hardly soiled at all, I had her try yours
on for me and she looked really smart in them even though they were a
little bit tight on her. She also said that the pair rubs her ring which
helps keep it clean and shiny, In fact she hasn't needed to wash it
since she began wearing them, I wish I was there to put them on for you
the first time, as no doubt many other hands will touch them before I
have a chance to see you again. When you take them off remember to blow
into them a little bit because they will be naturally a little damp from
wearing, Just think how many times my lips will kiss them during the
coming year. I hope you will wear them for me on Friday night.
All my love Ron.
P.S. The latest style is to wear them folded down with a little bit of
fur showing.
A Young man called Ron wanted to buy his new girlfriend a Christmas
present. As they hadn't been seeing each other for very long, he decided
after careful consideration that a pair of gloves would strike the right
note, not too romantic and not too personal.
He went with his girlfriends' sister to Harrods and bought a dainty pair
of white fur lined gloves. The sister bought a pair of Knickers for
herself at the same time. During the wrapping the shop assistant mixed
up the two items, the sister got the gloves and Ron got the knickers,
Without checking Ron sealed the package and sent it to his new
girlfriend with the following letter:-
Dear Sasha,
I chose these because I've noticed that you are not wearing
any when we go out in the evenings. If it had not been for your sister I
would have chosen the long ones with buttons, but she wears shorter ones
which are easier to remove, These are a very delicate shade, but the
lady I bought them from showed me the pair she had been wearing for the
past three weeks and they were hardly soiled at all, I had her try yours
on for me and she looked really smart in them even though they were a
little bit tight on her. She also said that the pair rubs her ring which
helps keep it clean and shiny, In fact she hasn't needed to wash it
since she began wearing them, I wish I was there to put them on for you
the first time, as no doubt many other hands will touch them before I
have a chance to see you again. When you take them off remember to blow
into them a little bit because they will be naturally a little damp from
wearing, Just think how many times my lips will kiss them during the
coming year. I hope you will wear them for me on Friday night.
All my love Ron.
P.S. The latest style is to wear them folded down with a little bit of
fur showing.
Oh.. I like that one....
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Boban1: Oh.. I like that one....
Absolutely hilarious
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A Young man called Ron wanted to buy his new girlfriend a Christmas
present. As they hadn't been seeing each other for very long, he decided
after careful consideration that a pair of gloves would strike the right
note, not too romantic and not too personal.
He went with his girlfriends' sister to Harrods and bought a dainty pair
of white fur lined gloves. The sister bought a pair of Knickers for
herself at the same time. During the wrapping the shop assistant mixed
up the two items, the sister got the gloves and Ron got the knickers,
Without checking Ron sealed the package and sent it to his new
girlfriend with the following letter:-
Dear Sasha,
I chose these because I've noticed that you are not wearing
any when we go out in the evenings. If it had not been for your sister I
would have chosen the long ones with buttons, but she wears shorter ones
which are easier to remove, These are a very delicate shade, but the
lady I bought them from showed me the pair she had been wearing for the
past three weeks and they were hardly soiled at all, I had her try yours
on for me and she looked really smart in them even though they were a
little bit tight on her. She also said that the pair rubs her ring which
helps keep it clean and shiny, In fact she hasn't needed to wash it
since she began wearing them, I wish I was there to put them on for you
the first time, as no doubt many other hands will touch them before I
have a chance to see you again. When you take them off remember to blow
into them a little bit because they will be naturally a little damp from
wearing, Just think how many times my lips will kiss them during the
coming year. I hope you will wear them for me on Friday night.
All my love Ron.
P.S. The latest style is to wear them folded down with a little bit of
fur showing.