The Pope and Tiger Woods (16)
OMG!
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Oh no! Geeze! 
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autumnstarlight: The Pope and Tiger Woods die on the same day and because of an administrative mix up the Pope went to Hell and Tiger Woods went to Heaven. The Pope explains the situation to the administrative clerk in Hell, and after checking the paperwork admits that there is an error. "However", the clerk explains, "it would be 24 hours before it can be rectified".
Next day the Pope is called and Hell's staff bids him farewell.
On the way up, the Pope meets Tiger Woods coming down from Heaven and they stop to have a chat. "Sorry about the mix up", apologizes the Pope.
"No problem" replied Tiger Woods.
Pope: "I am really anxious to get to Heaven"
Tiger: "Why is that?"
Pope: "All my life I have wanted to meet the Virgin Mary"
Tiger: "You're a day late."
Next day the Pope is called and Hell's staff bids him farewell.
On the way up, the Pope meets Tiger Woods coming down from Heaven and they stop to have a chat. "Sorry about the mix up", apologizes the Pope.
"No problem" replied Tiger Woods.
Pope: "I am really anxious to get to Heaven"
Tiger: "Why is that?"
Pope: "All my life I have wanted to meet the Virgin Mary"
Tiger: "You're a day late."
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sultryash: Steve !!!
You called my dear?
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Steve5721: You called my dear?
you are bad------ This thread is Archived ------
sultryash: you are bad
But you like bad boys don't you?
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Steve5721: But you like bad boys don't you?
love em
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sultryash: love em
Naughty girl...they could get you into a lot of trouble!------ This thread is Archived ------
Steve5721: Naughty girl...they could get you into a lot of trouble!
well nothings beats a challenge.....not trouble
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sultryash: well nothings beats a challenge.....not trouble
Challenges can be worthwhile of course..they test the mind and the body.
You test my mind
I test your body
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Steve5721: Challenges can be worthwhile of course..they test the mind and the body.
You test my mind
I test your body
You test my mind
I test your body
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sultryash: sounds like a challenge
Send me the airfare and I'll be over
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Steve5721: Send me the airfare and I'll be over
better yet ...if you start swimming you may get here by xmas------ This thread is Archived ------
Macpherson the minister was completeing a temperance sermon, with great
emphasis he said, "If I had all the beer in the world I'd take it and pour it in the river''
With more emphasis he said, And if I had all the wine in the world I would take it and pour it in the river,
And finally,shaking his fist ecstatically, he roared ,and if I had all the whiskey in the world I'd take it and pour it in the river!''
The sermon completed, he sat down with great satisfaction,beads of rightous sweat pouring from his brow.
Then Donald arose,in his capacity as choirmaster,very cautiously and with a sly grin he announced,For our closing hymn let us sing Hymn 365, 'Let's all gather by the river'
emphasis he said, "If I had all the beer in the world I'd take it and pour it in the river''
With more emphasis he said, And if I had all the wine in the world I would take it and pour it in the river,
And finally,shaking his fist ecstatically, he roared ,and if I had all the whiskey in the world I'd take it and pour it in the river!''
The sermon completed, he sat down with great satisfaction,beads of rightous sweat pouring from his brow.
Then Donald arose,in his capacity as choirmaster,very cautiously and with a sly grin he announced,For our closing hymn let us sing Hymn 365, 'Let's all gather by the river'
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autumnstarlight: Macpherson the minister was completeing a temperance sermon, with great
emphasis he said, "If I had all the beer in the world I'd take it and pour it in the river''
With more emphasis he said, And if I had all the wine in the world I would take it and pour it in the river,
And finally,shaking his fist ecstatically, he roared ,and if I had all the whiskey in the world I'd take it and pour it in the river!''
The sermon completed, he sat down with great satisfaction,beads of rightous sweat pouring from his brow.
Then Donald arose,in his capacity as choirmaster,very cautiously and with a sly grin he announced,For our closing hymn let us sing Hymn 365, 'Let's all gather by the river'
emphasis he said, "If I had all the beer in the world I'd take it and pour it in the river''
With more emphasis he said, And if I had all the wine in the world I would take it and pour it in the river,
And finally,shaking his fist ecstatically, he roared ,and if I had all the whiskey in the world I'd take it and pour it in the river!''
The sermon completed, he sat down with great satisfaction,beads of rightous sweat pouring from his brow.
Then Donald arose,in his capacity as choirmaster,very cautiously and with a sly grin he announced,For our closing hymn let us sing Hymn 365, 'Let's all gather by the river'
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Next day the Pope is called and Hell's staff bids him farewell.
On the way up, the Pope meets Tiger Woods coming down from Heaven and they stop to have a chat. "Sorry about the mix up", apologizes the Pope.
"No problem" replied Tiger Woods.
Pope: "I am really anxious to get to Heaven"
Tiger: "Why is that?"
Pope: "All my life I have wanted to meet the Virgin Mary"
Tiger: "You're a day late."