Blonde Joke LOL (24)
Steve5721: There was a blonde driving through the country. She just dyed her hair brown because she was sick of being made fun of her hair color.
She was really hungry so she stopped at a farmer's house and says, "Hi! If I can guess how many sheep you have, can I have one?" The farmer agreed. So she quickly counted them and said,"91."
The farmer looked around and said,"Ok. Take one."
When the blonde was walking back to her car the farmer asked,"If I can guess your natural hair color, can I have my dog back?
Hi Steve--"Why did it take the blonde all morning to make breakfast"?She was really hungry so she stopped at a farmer's house and says, "Hi! If I can guess how many sheep you have, can I have one?" The farmer agreed. So she quickly counted them and said,"91."
The farmer looked around and said,"Ok. Take one."
When the blonde was walking back to her car the farmer asked,"If I can guess your natural hair color, can I have my dog back?
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rohaan: Hi Steve--"Why did it take the blonde all morning to make breakfast"?
Go on boy.....you got me there!
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Ohhhhhhhhh so there was only 90 sheep
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Nuliiiiiii: Ohhhhhhhhh so there was only 90 sheep
Nice hair dye there Nuliiii.....
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Steve I told you not to tell everyone my sheep story..
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Steve5721: Nice hair dye there Nuliiii.....
HA HA Steve 
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xxfrecklesxx: Steve I told you not to tell everyone my sheep story..
I am so sorry Jenny...but it was stuck in me head and the only way to release the images was to put it down on paper.
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Steve5721: Go on boy.....you got me there!
Because when she picked up the canister of orange juice, she noticed that it read "concentrate".Freddie was showing off his new blonde girlfriend to his friend Joe. "Have you ever seen such a gorgeous gal! Absolutely perfect. And just look at those sparkling bright blue eyes! " Joe smiled, walked around the blonde a time or two, and then took Freddie aside for a minute. "Hey pal", he said. "She IS good looking. And those blue eyes ARE the brightest I've ever seen. But they're not 'sparkling', I gotta tell ya". "Whadda ya mean"?, Freddie yelled. "Sure they are"! "Nope", Joe replied. "Sorry to tell you, they're not sparkling. That's just the sun shining through the back of her head".
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xxfrecklesxx: nah.... I love blonde jokes...
A blonde has just gotten a new sports car. She cuts out in front of a truck, and almost causes it to drive over a cliff. The driver furiously motions for her to pull over, and she does. The driver gets out and draws a circle and tells her to stand in it. Then he gets out his knife and cuts up her leather seats. He turns around and sees she's smiling. So he goes to his truck, takes out a baseball bat, and starts busting her windows and beating her car. He looks back to see that she's laughing. He's really mad now, so he takes his knife and slices her tires. He turns around and she's laughing so hard, she's about to fall down. He demands, "What's so funny?" She says, "Every time you weren't looking, I stepped out of the circle!"
A blonde has just gotten a new sports car. She cuts out in front of a truck, and almost causes it to drive over a cliff. The driver furiously motions for her to pull over, and she does. The driver gets out and draws a circle and tells her to stand in it. Then he gets out his knife and cuts up her leather seats. He turns around and sees she's smiling. So he goes to his truck, takes out a baseball bat, and starts busting her windows and beating her car. He looks back to see that she's laughing. He's really mad now, so he takes his knife and slices her tires. He turns around and she's laughing so hard, she's about to fall down. He demands, "What's so funny?" She says, "Every time you weren't looking, I stepped out of the circle!"
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rohaan: Oh Jesus
That was a heartfelt PRAYER, not a careless toss of a phrase in vain! For real!------ This thread is Archived ------
xxfrecklesxx: nah.... I love blonde jokes...
A blonde has just gotten a new sports car. She cuts out in front of a truck, and almost causes it to drive over a cliff. The driver furiously motions for her to pull over, and she does. The driver gets out and draws a circle and tells her to stand in it. Then he gets out his knife and cuts up her leather seats. He turns around and sees she's smiling. So he goes to his truck, takes out a baseball bat, and starts busting her windows and beating her car. He looks back to see that she's laughing. He's really mad now, so he takes his knife and slices her tires. He turns around and she's laughing so hard, she's about to fall down. He demands, "What's so funny?" She says, "Every time you weren't looking, I stepped out of the circle!"
L M A O !!!! thanx hunney!A blonde has just gotten a new sports car. She cuts out in front of a truck, and almost causes it to drive over a cliff. The driver furiously motions for her to pull over, and she does. The driver gets out and draws a circle and tells her to stand in it. Then he gets out his knife and cuts up her leather seats. He turns around and sees she's smiling. So he goes to his truck, takes out a baseball bat, and starts busting her windows and beating her car. He looks back to see that she's laughing. He's really mad now, so he takes his knife and slices her tires. He turns around and she's laughing so hard, she's about to fall down. He demands, "What's so funny?" She says, "Every time you weren't looking, I stepped out of the circle!"
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xxfrecklesxx: nah.... I love blonde jokes...
A blonde has just gotten a new sports car. She cuts out in front of a truck, and almost causes it to drive over a cliff. The driver furiously motions for her to pull over, and she does. The driver gets out and draws a circle and tells her to stand in it. Then he gets out his knife and cuts up her leather seats. He turns around and sees she's smiling. So he goes to his truck, takes out a baseball bat, and starts busting her windows and beating her car. He looks back to see that she's laughing. He's really mad now, so he takes his knife and slices her tires. He turns around and she's laughing so hard, she's about to fall down. He demands, "What's so funny?" She says, "Every time you weren't looking, I stepped out of the circle!"
A blonde has just gotten a new sports car. She cuts out in front of a truck, and almost causes it to drive over a cliff. The driver furiously motions for her to pull over, and she does. The driver gets out and draws a circle and tells her to stand in it. Then he gets out his knife and cuts up her leather seats. He turns around and sees she's smiling. So he goes to his truck, takes out a baseball bat, and starts busting her windows and beating her car. He looks back to see that she's laughing. He's really mad now, so he takes his knife and slices her tires. He turns around and she's laughing so hard, she's about to fall down. He demands, "What's so funny?" She says, "Every time you weren't looking, I stepped out of the circle!"
good one..
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On the first day of training for parachute jumping, a blonde listened intently to the instructor. He told them to start preparing for landing when they are at 300 feet.
The blonde asked, "How am I supposed to know when I'm at 300 feet?"
"That's a good question. When you get to 300 feet, you can recognize the faces of people on the ground."
After pondering his answer, she asked, "What happens if there's no one there I know?"
The blonde asked, "How am I supposed to know when I'm at 300 feet?"
"That's a good question. When you get to 300 feet, you can recognize the faces of people on the ground."
After pondering his answer, she asked, "What happens if there's no one there I know?"
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PollyWolly: On the first day of training for parachute jumping, a blonde listened intently to the instructor. He told them to start preparing for landing when they are at 300 feet.
The blonde asked, "How am I supposed to know when I'm at 300 feet?"
"That's a good question. When you get to 300 feet, you can recognize the faces of people on the ground."
After pondering his answer, she asked, "What happens if there's no one there I know?"
The blonde asked, "How am I supposed to know when I'm at 300 feet?"
"That's a good question. When you get to 300 feet, you can recognize the faces of people on the ground."
After pondering his answer, she asked, "What happens if there's no one there I know?"
SPLATTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!
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Steve5721: SPLATTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!
Do ya think..............
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To Be Fair, Blondes Are Not the Only Ones To Lock Their Keys In the Car
Two blondes were in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their Mercedes with a coat hanger. They tried and tried to get the door open, but they couldn't. The blond with the coat hanger stopped for a moment to catch her breath, and her friend said anxiously, "Hurry up! It's starting to rain and the top is down."
Two blondes were in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their Mercedes with a coat hanger. They tried and tried to get the door open, but they couldn't. The blond with the coat hanger stopped for a moment to catch her breath, and her friend said anxiously, "Hurry up! It's starting to rain and the top is down."
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Steve5721: SPLATTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!
BLONDES BEWARE.................. 
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She was really hungry so she stopped at a farmer's house and says, "Hi! If I can guess how many sheep you have, can I have one?" The farmer agreed. So she quickly counted them and said,"91."
The farmer looked around and said,"Ok. Take one."
When the blonde was walking back to her car the farmer asked,"If I can guess your natural hair color, can I have my dog back?