Time machine...Wiring probs...... (98)
Godsgift: Have you adjusted your calculations to take account on the effect on our solar system by the new black hole in terminal 5 of Heathrow? It was generally hoped that this effect would have been neutralised by the hadron colider in Cerne but it seems they forgot to pay the electricity bill!
Thank's I had thought of that but I had the calculations set for Gatwick, or have I miss'd something?
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bohdiprana: Incorrect my earthling friend. You only need to think somewhat alien thoughts.
Somewhat alien thoughts
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Hey! I'm a marooned alien. Do you have a thrungegasket for a '74 turbulator?
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So when are you leaving already???
maybe it is just a flying pizza...no time machine at all.
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not so sure bout the techie aspect, but I could proally help you sell tickets in advance...
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You guys are going about this all wrong. Instead of trying to pass directly threw time you should use a tryplex phase inhibitor with a tryangulated photon projector cuppled with a magnathurmic polarity madulator. Mount it on a standard aircraft, fire the succer off, and pass threw the dementional rift, pull a u turn and on the way back slightly reduce the modulation within the photon projector and you pass threw the rift a few days back in time. simple.
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Blues63: Hey! I'm a marooned alien. Do you have a thrungegasket for a '74 turbulator?
Wooo.. rare as hens teeth
But i would try E-bay any way
Good luck,let me know how you get on.
Waz
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scoutmaster: You guys are going about this all wrong. Instead of trying to pass directly threw time you should use a tryplex phase inhibitor with a tryangulated photon projector cuppled with a magnathurmic polarity madulator. Mount it on a standard aircraft, fire the succer off, and pass threw the dementional rift, pull a u turn and on the way back slightly reduce the modulation within the photon projector and you pass threw the rift a few days back in time. simple.
I agree.though every one I knew that tried it never came back?
Not to be picky........ but I think u spelt tryangulated photon projector wrong ..
it should be triyangulated-photon projector. 
Waz
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CherryBlossom73: not so sure bout the techie aspect, but I could proally help you sell tickets in advance...
Post a pic and let 's see if you could, probably starting my media campaign about two years ago so that my Microsoft software in my cpu boards seem's my invention, smart eh!!!..... so you'll have to come back in time with me.
Waz
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Christmas1: So when are you leaving already??? maybe it is just a flying pizza...no time machine at all.
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rockrabbit: Yo Pep's been working on this time machine for the last few years now...but just cant seem to sort the wiring from the inducer 4 g coils through the dialation protoclos symetric unit...the flux buffer for interdimentioal bypass travel at warp don't seem to keep stable enough ...i was thinkig dump the array converter for a fenton uber model4 physics module...and trying to jump start ? What do you think Waz
Keep it simple..... don't muck about with wiring.... go wireless instead..... will save a packet in the long run
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Dont ask me....im blonde... I struggle to operate an iron...
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xxfrecklesxx: Dont ask me....im blonde... I struggle to operate an iron...
Ok.... we won't ask
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xxfrecklesxx: Dont ask me....im blonde... I struggle to operate an iron...
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Englishman55: Keep it simple..... don't muck about with wiring.... go wireless instead..... will save a packet in the long run
like your thinking my good man..
When i finally sort this out, I will go to the future and go wireless....tody's tech needs to be wired to enable trans / receive ...Bummmer.... i know but what can one do
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xxfrecklesxx: Dont ask me....im blonde... I struggle to operate an iron...
No space for irons on board ...but plenty of space for a blond
Waz
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CherryBlossom73: not so sure bout the techie aspect, but I could proally help you sell tickets in advance...
Don't listen to her, she's only selling in real time, I can help you out with futures selling..
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LouiseDreaming: Don't listen to her, she's only selling in real time, I can help you out with futures selling..
Interesting thought, so how u gonna do that then?
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rockrabbit: No space for irons on board ...but plenty of space for a blond Waz
I guess you could always ask her to "iron out" your wiring problems....... wouldn't get it fixed but would give you a great laugh in the meantime.
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Have you adjusted your calculations to take account on the effect on our solar system by the new black hole in terminal 5 of Heathrow? It was generally hoped that this effect would have been neutralised by the hadron colider in Cerne but it seems they forgot to pay the electricity bill!