IF YOU MARRY A GLASGOW GIRL (17)
hahahaha.....priceless 
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I've always liked that one .....
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Urban myth or reality.......
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Hilarious.... loved it!
Thanks, Pat
Thanks, Pat
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patmac: Three friends married women from different parts of the world.....
The first man married a Filipino. He told her that she was to do the dishes and house cleaning.
It took a couple of days, but on the third day, he came home to see a clean house and dishes washed and put away.
The second man married a Thai. He gave his wife orders that she was to do all the cleaning, dishes and the cooking. The first day he didn’t see any results, but the next day he saw it was better.
By the third day, he saw his house was clean, the dishes were done, and there was a huge dinner on the table.
The third man married a girl from Glasgow. He ordered her to keep
the house cleaned, dishes washed, lawn mowed, laundry washed, and hot meals on the table for every meal. He said the first day he didn’t see
anything, the second day he didn't see anything.
By the third day, some of the swelling had gone down and he could see a little out of his left eye and his arm was healed enough that he could fix himself a sandwich and load the dishwasher.
He still has some difficulty when he pees.
The first man married a Filipino. He told her that she was to do the dishes and house cleaning.
It took a couple of days, but on the third day, he came home to see a clean house and dishes washed and put away.
The second man married a Thai. He gave his wife orders that she was to do all the cleaning, dishes and the cooking. The first day he didn’t see any results, but the next day he saw it was better.
By the third day, he saw his house was clean, the dishes were done, and there was a huge dinner on the table.
The third man married a girl from Glasgow. He ordered her to keep
the house cleaned, dishes washed, lawn mowed, laundry washed, and hot meals on the table for every meal. He said the first day he didn’t see
anything, the second day he didn't see anything.
By the third day, some of the swelling had gone down and he could see a little out of his left eye and his arm was healed enough that he could fix himself a sandwich and load the dishwasher.
He still has some difficulty when he pees.
Can I subsitute the Thai bride for the Glasgow one
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TurkishDelight: Can I subsitute the Thai bride for the Glasgow one My cousin married a Thai lass....she is hell on legs
I was thinking of a Canadoirian;but i am irish;What do you think?????
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conjor: I was thinking of a Canadoirian;but i am irish;What do you think?????
How Irish are ya
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TurkishDelight: How Irish are ya
Dont really know cause there have been so many countries going in and outa ireland for so long???Are they french or viking or what????What am I???????
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TurkishDelight: Believe you me...if you saw his wife We would have to roll your tongue back into your mouth But she is a hard cookie..bless her
Well i have not seen her,and so if you were to kiss me first then i am sure that i would not want to kiss her after kissing you,and i will kiss you where ever you want to be kissed k?????
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conjor: Well i have not seen her,and so if you were to kiss me first then i am sure that i would not want to kiss her after kissing you,and i will kiss you where ever you want to be kissed k?????
Sweet talker
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TurkishDelight: Sweet talker
But it is true;You are pretty>>>>>>>
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conjor: But it is true;You are pretty>>>>>>>
Aw shucks
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Thanks patmac------ This thread is Archived ------
Lol and lol very funny , great joke loved it! Shaz!
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The first man married a Filipino. He told her that she was to do the dishes and house cleaning.
It took a couple of days, but on the third day, he came home to see a clean house and dishes washed and put away.
The second man married a Thai. He gave his wife orders that she was to do all the cleaning, dishes and the cooking. The first day he didn’t see any results, but the next day he saw it was better.
By the third day, he saw his house was clean, the dishes were done, and there was a huge dinner on the table.
The third man married a girl from Glasgow. He ordered her to keep
the house cleaned, dishes washed, lawn mowed, laundry washed, and hot meals on the table for every meal. He said the first day he didn’t see
anything, the second day he didn't see anything.
By the third day, some of the swelling had gone down and he could see a little out of his left eye and his arm was healed enough that he could fix himself a sandwich and load the dishwasher.
He still has some difficulty when he pees.