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Nuliiiiiii: A Blonde is watching the news with her husband when the newscaster says,
“Two Brazilian men die in a skydiving accident.”
The blonde starts crying and says to her husband while sobbing
“That’s horrible!!! So many men dying that way!”
Confused the husband replies “Yes dear, it is sad, but they were skydiving, and there is always that risk involved.”
After a few minutes, the blonde, still sobbing, says,
“… So how many is a Brazilian?”
“Two Brazilian men die in a skydiving accident.”
The blonde starts crying and says to her husband while sobbing
“That’s horrible!!! So many men dying that way!”
Confused the husband replies “Yes dear, it is sad, but they were skydiving, and there is always that risk involved.”
After a few minutes, the blonde, still sobbing, says,
“… So how many is a Brazilian?”
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I see you have your fan club
not one of your better one
Joke critic sorry!
will leave a kiss as though
not one of your better one
Joke critic sorry!
will leave a kiss as though
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Here we go again, this is costing a packet in incontinence pads.
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gussi: Here we go again, this is costing a packet in incontinence pads.
Are you pretending that a german would find a joke funny?
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Nuliiiiiii: A Blonde is watching the news with her husband when the newscaster says,
“Two Brazilian men die in a skydiving accident.”
The blonde starts crying and says to her husband while sobbing
“That’s horrible!!! So many men dying that way!”
Confused the husband replies “Yes dear, it is sad, but they were skydiving, and there is always that risk involved.”
After a few minutes, the blonde, still sobbing, says,
“… So how many is a Brazilian?”
“Two Brazilian men die in a skydiving accident.”
The blonde starts crying and says to her husband while sobbing
“That’s horrible!!! So many men dying that way!”
Confused the husband replies “Yes dear, it is sad, but they were skydiving, and there is always that risk involved.”
After a few minutes, the blonde, still sobbing, says,
“… So how many is a Brazilian?”
is that the same blonde that uses tippex on the computer screen and hauls up the same monitor onto the photocopier to make copies?
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Costapacket: Are you pretending that a german would find a joke funny?
well froggy for your info i ain german
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Ladybee42: is that the same blonde that uses tippex on the computer screen and hauls up the same monitor onto the photocopier to make copies?
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Costapacket: I see you have your fan club
not one of your better one
Joke critic sorry!
will leave a kiss as though
not one of your better one
Joke critic sorry!
will leave a kiss as though
U dont have to COMMENT but thanks for taking an Intrest lol:, I love jokes , good and @times just OK one's but i like to share and make ppl laugh or even smile a little cheers:
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gussi: well froggy for your info i ain german
Hiya Gussiiiiiiiiii 
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Nuliiiiiii: Hiya Gussiiiiiiiiii
Hiya Nulliiiiiii
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Nuliiiiiii: U dont have to COMMENT but thanks for taking an Intrest lol:, I love jokes , good and @times just OK one's but i like to share and make ppl laugh or even smile a little cheers:
Nuliii yer doin just fine . he is just pissed off cos livin in paris is costa im a packet
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Nuliiiiiii: A Blonde is watching the news with her husband when the newscaster says,
“Two Brazilian men die in a skydiving accident.”
The blonde starts crying and says to her husband while sobbing
“That’s horrible!!! So many men dying that way!”
Confused the husband replies “Yes dear, it is sad, but they were skydiving, and there is always that risk involved.”
After a few minutes, the blonde, still sobbing, says,
“… So how many is a Brazilian?”
Apparently Bush had a similar experience!“Two Brazilian men die in a skydiving accident.”
The blonde starts crying and says to her husband while sobbing
“That’s horrible!!! So many men dying that way!”
Confused the husband replies “Yes dear, it is sad, but they were skydiving, and there is always that risk involved.”
After a few minutes, the blonde, still sobbing, says,
“… So how many is a Brazilian?”
Two Brazilian Soldiers
What more can you say?
The Pentagon briefed the President this morning. They told Bush that two Brazilian soldiers were killed in Iraq.
To everyone's amazement, all the color drained from Bush's face, then he collapsed onto his desk, head in hands, visibly shaken, almost in tears.
Finally he composed himself and asked, "Just exactly how many is a Brazilian?"
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gussi: Nuliii yer doin just fine . he is just pissed off cos livin in paris is costa im a packet
Ah gut Gussiiii, können manche Menschen nie u bitte
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Con 
was Bush Blonde then???
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Nuliiiiiii: U dont have to COMMENT
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Hiya Handsome
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“Two Brazilian men die in a skydiving accident.”
The blonde starts crying and says to her husband while sobbing
“That’s horrible!!! So many men dying that way!”
Confused the husband replies “Yes dear, it is sad, but they were skydiving, and there is always that risk involved.”
After a few minutes, the blonde, still sobbing, says,
“… So how many is a Brazilian?”