WHAT IS MALE WHAT IS FEMALE..... ( Archived) (8)

Male or Female?

You might not have known this, but a lot of non-living objects are actually either male or female.

Here are some examples:


FREEZER BAGS: They are male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.



PHOTOCOPIERS: These are female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again.

They are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong Buttons.



TIRES: Tires are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated



HOT AIR BALLOONS: Also a male object, because to get them to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under their butt.



SPONGES: These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain water.



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Female, because they're constantly being looked at and frequently getting hit on.



TRAINS: Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines for picking up people.



EGG TIMERS: Egg timers are female because, over time, all the weight shifts to the bottom.



HAMMERS: Male, because in the last 5000 years, they've hardly changed at all, and are occasionally handy to have around.



THE REMOTE CONTROL: Female. Ha! You probably thought it would be male, but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push, he just keeps trying

Brill!!

Brilliant Patmac. The last one had me in stitches.

You're definitely Glaswegian. Where do you get them from?

so fab.......love it

ALL OVER but, a good few are mine that I hear when I go for a pint Glasgow has it's own humour bank and it rolls on most of the really good ones I could not post here I'd get lynched

I'm familiar with the Glasgae banter having lived there for 18 months. There was never a dull moment, whether at work or in the pub.

I spent 3 years on Cyprus mainly on the top of the Troodos mountains working at Olympus...
Glorious Island....