Vatican humor ( Archived) (7)

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> After getting all of Pope Benedict's luggage loaded into the limo,
> (and he doesn't travel light), the driver notices the Pope is still standing on the curb.
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> 'Excuse me, Your Holiness,' says the driver, 'Would you please take your seat so we can leave?'
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> 'Well, to tell you the truth,' says the Pope, 'they never let me drive at the Vatican
> When I was a cardinal, and I'd really like to drive today.'
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> 'I'm sorry, Your Holiness, but I cannot let you do that. I'd lose my job!
> What if something should happen?' protests the driver, wishing he'd
> Never gone to work that morning..
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> 'Who's going to tell?' says the Pope with a smile.
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> Reluctantly, the driver gets in the back as the Pope climbs in behind the wheel.
> The driver quickly regrets his decision when, after exiting the airport,
> The Pontiff floors it, accelerating the limo to 205 kms.. (Remember, the Pope is German..)
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> 'Please slow down, Your Holiness!' pleads the worried driver, but the Pope keeps the pedal
> To the metal until they hear sirens.
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> 'Oh, dear God, I'm going to lose my license -- and my job!' moans the driver.
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> The Pope pulls over and rolls down the window as the cop approaches,
> But the cop takes one look at him, goes back to his motorcycle, and gets on the radio.
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> 'I need to talk to the Chief,' he says to the dispatcher.
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> The Chief gets on the radio and the cop tells him that he's stopped a limo going 205 kph.
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> 'So bust him,' says the Chief.
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> 'I don't think we want to do that, he's really important,' said the cop.
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> The Chief exclaimed,' All the more reason!'
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> 'No, I mean really important,' said the cop with a b it of persistence.
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> The Chief then asked, 'Who do you have there, the mayor?'
> Cop: 'Bigger.'
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> Chief: ' A senator?'
> Cop: 'Bigger.'
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> Chief: 'The Prime Minister?'
> Cop: 'Bigger.'
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> 'Well,' said the Chief, 'who is it?'
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> Cop: 'I think it's God!'
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> The Chief is even more puzzled and curious, 'What makes you think it's God?'
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> Cop: 'His chauffeur is the Pope!'