The Full Bowl Of Chili. (18)
Conrad73: A young cowboy walks into a seedy cafe in Western Oklahoma. He sits at the counter and notices an old cowboy with his arms folded staring blankly at a full bowl of chili. After fifteen minutes of just sitting there staring at it, the young cowboy bravely asks the old cowpoke, 'If you ain't gonna eat that, mind if I do?'
The older cowboy slowly turns his head toward the young wrangler and in his best Okie manner says,
'Nah, go ahead.'
Eagerly, the young cowboy reaches over and slides the bowl over to his place and starts spooning it in with delight. He gets nearly down to the bottom and notices a dead mouse in the chili.
The sight was shocking and he immediately barfs up the chili back into the bowl.
The old cowboy quietly says, 'Yep, that's as far as I
got, too'.
The older cowboy slowly turns his head toward the young wrangler and in his best Okie manner says,
'Nah, go ahead.'
Eagerly, the young cowboy reaches over and slides the bowl over to his place and starts spooning it in with delight. He gets nearly down to the bottom and notices a dead mouse in the chili.
The sight was shocking and he immediately barfs up the chili back into the bowl.
The old cowboy quietly says, 'Yep, that's as far as I
got, too'.
maybe waiting for another victim to enter the restaurant ------ This thread is Archived ------
whaaat: maybe waiting for another victim to enter the restaurant
Yep,waiting for another "Pas-It-On-Moment"!------ This thread is Archived ------
Conrad73: Yep,waiting for another "Pas-It-On-Moment"!
PASS-It-On!
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Conrad73: PASS-It-On!
u should stay away from legend ------ This thread is Archived ------
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whaaat: u should stay away from legend
I think I better!------ This thread is Archived ------
Conrad73: I think I better!
I can see your picking those positive vibes
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Conrad73: I think I better!
COULD you not change the recipe a wee bit to lamb chilli and include a dead rat for extra flavour.......They prefer lamb in some places
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whaaat: I can see your picking those positive vibes
Didn't know he had any!------ This thread is Archived ------
Conrad73: Didn't know he had any!
I read this 7 hours ago and am still barfing
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ladyfingers: I read this 7 hours ago and am still barfing
Sorry 'bout that!
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patmac: COULD you not change the recipe a wee bit to lamb chilli and include a dead rat for extra flavour.......They prefer lamb in some places
Would need a Bigger Bowl!------ This thread is Archived ------
Conrad73: A young cowboy walks into a seedy cafe in Western Oklahoma. He sits at the counter and notices an old cowboy with his arms folded staring blankly at a full bowl of chili. After fifteen minutes of just sitting there staring at it, the young cowboy bravely asks the old cowpoke, 'If you ain't gonna eat that, mind if I do?'
The older cowboy slowly turns his head toward the young wrangler and in his best Okie manner says,
'Nah, go ahead.'
Eagerly, the young cowboy reaches over and slides the bowl over to his place and starts spooning it in with delight. He gets nearly down to the bottom and notices a dead mouse in the chili.
The sight was shocking and he immediately barfs up the chili back into the bowl.
The old cowboy quietly says, 'Yep, that's as far as I
got, too'.
The older cowboy slowly turns his head toward the young wrangler and in his best Okie manner says,
'Nah, go ahead.'
Eagerly, the young cowboy reaches over and slides the bowl over to his place and starts spooning it in with delight. He gets nearly down to the bottom and notices a dead mouse in the chili.
The sight was shocking and he immediately barfs up the chili back into the bowl.
The old cowboy quietly says, 'Yep, that's as far as I
got, too'.
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Stay out of those Seedy Cantinas!
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Have a Chili-Moment!
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We all fall for that one someday, bowl of chilli is always tempting 
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Hungry,anyone?
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The older cowboy slowly turns his head toward the young wrangler and in his best Okie manner says,
'Nah, go ahead.'
Eagerly, the young cowboy reaches over and slides the bowl over to his place and starts spooning it in with delight. He gets nearly down to the bottom and notices a dead mouse in the chili.
The sight was shocking and he immediately barfs up the chili back into the bowl.
The old cowboy quietly says, 'Yep, that's as far as I
got, too'.