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May 19, 2010 5:42 PM CST Oooooh.... Irish!!!!!!!
BootyliciousGal
BootyliciousGalBootyliciousGalAyia Napa, Famagusta Cyprus60 Threads 1,534 Posts
An Irishman was terribly overweight, so his doctor put him on a diet.
'I want you to eat regularly for 2 days, then skip a day,then eat regularly again for 2 days then skip a day......and repeat this procedure for 2 weeks.''The next time I see you, you should have lost at least 5 pounds.'

When the Irishman returned, he shocked the doctor by having lost nearly 60 lbs!

'Why, that's amazing!' the doctor said, 'Did you follow my instructions?'


The Irishman nodded...'I'll tell you though, I t'aut I were going to drop dead on dat 3rd day.'

'From the hunger, you mean?' asked the doctor.


'No, from the skippin' !!!
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May 19, 2010 5:47 PM CST Oooooh.... Irish!!!!!!!
Angelo9
Angelo9Angelo9Dublin, Ireland8 Threads 688 Posts
Sure isnt it a terrible thing to be Irish and thick with it, begorrah...doh


grin
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May 19, 2010 5:55 PM CST Oooooh.... Irish!!!!!!!
patmac
patmacpatmacglasgow, Strathclyde, Scotland UK730 Threads 6 Polls 9,662 Posts
Angelo9: Sure isnt it a terrible thing to be Irish and thick with it, begorrah...
Nearly as bad as being Scots and meanwink grin cheers
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May 20, 2010 1:49 PM CST Oooooh.... Irish!!!!!!!
bjk68
bjk68bjk68Carlow, Ireland5 Threads 890 Posts
patmac: Nearly as bad as being Scots and mean


Wasn't copper wire invented by two scotts fighting over a pennyrolling on the floor laughing grin cheers
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May 20, 2010 1:54 PM CST Oooooh.... Irish!!!!!!!
Angelo9: Sure isnt it a terrible thing to be Irish and thick with it, begorrah...
Begorah it is to be sure wink wave
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May 20, 2010 2:02 PM CST Oooooh.... Irish!!!!!!!
Godsgift
GodsgiftGodsgiftEnnis, Clare Ireland251 Threads 13 Polls 10,040 Posts
Nuliiiiiii: Begorah it is to be sure


And me, a Scot living in Ireland....I think I should be doubly offended!confused
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May 20, 2010 2:03 PM CST Oooooh.... Irish!!!!!!!
clara1956
clara1956clara1956Punta Arenas, Magallanes Region Chile37 Threads 1 Polls 1,426 Posts
rolling on the floor laughing I shouldn´t have stepped in here...I´m recovering from an op...
Good ones, guys.
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May 20, 2010 2:03 PM CST Oooooh.... Irish!!!!!!!
Godsgift: And me, a Scot living in Ireland....I think I should be doubly offended!
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhh Gods aint u the lucky 1 then wink grin wave
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May 20, 2010 2:04 PM CST Oooooh.... Irish!!!!!!!
clara1956: I shouldn´t have stepped in here...I´m recovering from an op...
Good ones, guys.
Ohhhhhh i hope u doing good Clara hug teddybear
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May 20, 2010 2:06 PM CST Oooooh.... Irish!!!!!!!
gussi
gussigussiVilters-Wangs, St Gallen Switzerland12 Threads 2 Polls 4,032 Posts
Nuliiiiiii: Ohhhhhhhhhhhhh Gods aint u the lucky 1 then


now whose my favourite hot red head on her honda

rolling on the floor laughing wave
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May 20, 2010 2:07 PM CST Oooooh.... Irish!!!!!!!
And yours Scotty grin laugh laugh thumbs up
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May 20, 2010 2:08 PM CST Oooooh.... Irish!!!!!!!
gussi: now whose my favourite hot red head on her honda
confused dunno WHO gussieee???wink wave grin
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May 20, 2010 2:14 PM CST Oooooh.... Irish!!!!!!!
gussi
gussigussiVilters-Wangs, St Gallen Switzerland12 Threads 2 Polls 4,032 Posts
Nuliiiiiii: WHO gussieee???
blushing wave

trust you too be screeching around the cougar thread,

rolling on the floor laughing
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