..... when you wake up in the morning and wonder who that shapeless bald snoring dude is next to you, because the handsome lad you married had jetblack hair and held you in his arms every morning when you woke up.
tallaght_guy: you get home from work and instead of promply ravishing you shes busy looking after her dog shep cows and lets not forget the odd hen on farmville
when your significant other sits on the toilet while you brush your teeth
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