if you could have one thing now what would it be (115)
I'd settle for half an hour with 70Libra and a stick of wet celerey even if she is no longer luscious!
Godsgift: I'd settle for half an hour with 70Libra and a stick of wet celerey even if she is no longer luscious!
What's the celery for... you gone off chocolate sauce?
a nice massage!!
70Libra: What's the celery for... you gone off chocolate sauce?
Binged that much at the weekend I'm turning vegetarian for a day or so till the guilt recedes!
Alexei23: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Hnmx-C8FNY
an they didnt even wash their hands
haha they never do
smilingalways: an they didnt even wash their hands
Next weeks winning Lotto numbers
tips for tommorrow
methinks: to go back millions of years and check out those darn dinosaurs!
At last someone to raise the tone of this forum!
methinks: to go back millions of years and check out those darn dinosaurs!
Hello...
methinks: to go back millions of years and check out those darn dinosaurs!
Ya have Jurassic Park for that. Sure it was almost a documentary! 
Silentlust: Hello...
In a David Attenborough voice..." now watch as the male of the species carefully stalks his prey"
methinks: to go back millions of years and check out those darn dinosaurs!
methinks thats a good idea
methinks: wonder to myself if any of them had lock jaw ........
Whatever about the female having lock jaw i'd hate to see the bite marks on him!
methinks: seriously ... could you imagine the size of them!!
I've seen the skeletons in museums and yeah, they've got some size to them.
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Well um...it's like this.
I was watching this lady get her breakfast stuff ready, then the doorbell rang. It was the plumber. He came in and she continued to make her eggs. Then he started rogering her from behind and the eggs were going everywhere...
Then I heard someone approaching and had to change the channel...