What I Want In a Man ( Archived) (62)

Aug 5, 2010 6:29 PM CST What I Want In a Man
starshinebright
starshinebrightstarshinebrightRiverside, California USA189 Threads 1 Polls 6,305 Posts
What I Want In a Man, Original List

1. Handsome
2. Charming
3. Financially successful
4. A caring listener
5. Witty
6. In good shape
7. Dresses with style
8. Appreciates finer things
9. Full of thoughtful surprises

What I Want in a Man, Revised List (age 32)

1. Nice looking
2. Opens car doors, holds chairs
3. Has enough money for a nice dinner
4. Listens more than talks
5. Laughs at my jokes
6. Carries bags of groceries with ease
7. Owns at least one tie
8. Appreciates a good home-cooked meal
9. Remembers birthdays and anniversaries

What I Want in a Man, Revised List (age 42)

1. Not too ugly
2. Doesn't drive off until I'm in the car
3. Works steady - splurges on dinner out occasionally
4. Nods head when I'm talking
5. Usually remembers punch lines of jokes
6. Is in good enough shape to rearrange the furniture
7. Wears a shirt that covers his stomach
8. Knows not to buy champagne with screw-top lids
9. Remembers to put the toilet seat down
10. Shaves most weekends

What I Want in a Man, Revised List (age 52)

1. Keeps hair in nose and ears trimmed
2. Doesn't belch or scratch in public
3. Doesn't borrow money too often
4. Doesn't nod off to sleep when I'm venting
5. Doesn't re-tell the same joke too many times
6. Is in good enough shape to get off the couch on weekends
7. Usually wears matching socks and fresh underwear
8. Appreciates a good TV dinner
9. Remembers your name on occasion
10. Shaves some weekends

What I Want in a Man, Revised List (age 62)

1. Doesn't scare small children
2. Remembers where bathroom is
3. Doesn't require much money for upkeep
4. Only snores lightly when asleep
5. Remembers why he's laughing
6. Is in good enough shape to stand up by himself
7. Usually wears some clothes
8. Likes soft foods
9. Remembers where he left his teeth
10. Remembers that it's the weekend

What I Want in a Man, Revised List (age 72)
1. Breathing.
2. Doesn't miss the toilet....




rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing tongue
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Aug 5, 2010 6:33 PM CST What I Want In a Man
laura139
laura139laura139Broomfield, Colorado USA11 Threads 1 Polls 668 Posts
I'll go for between 42-52 somewhere in there is the man of my dreams...laugh
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Aug 5, 2010 6:42 PM CST What I Want In a Man
trueheart1941
trueheart1941trueheart1941brentwood essex, Essex, England UK27 Threads 8,005 Posts
could you revise again .i might just fit the bill.....?grin
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Aug 5, 2010 6:44 PM CST What I Want In a Man
RDM59
RDM59RDM59Edinburgh, Lothian, Scotland UK92 Threads 5 Polls 14,070 Posts
blah blah blah blah blah blah

tongue grin wave bouquet
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Aug 5, 2010 6:45 PM CST What I Want In a Man
cgedvr
cgedvrcgedvrSo. Cal, California USA40 Threads 2,088 Posts
starshinebright: What I Want In a Man, Original List

1. Handsome
2. Charming
3. Financially successful
4. A caring listener
5. Witty
6. In good shape
7. Dresses with style
8. Appreciates finer things
9. Full of thoughtful surprises

What I Want in a Man, Revised List (age 32)

1. Nice looking
2. Opens car doors, holds chairs
3. Has enough money for a nice dinner
4. Listens more than talks
5. Laughs at my jokes
6. Carries bags of groceries with ease
7. Owns at least one tie
8. Appreciates a good home-cooked meal
9. Remembers birthdays and anniversaries

What I Want in a Man, Revised List (age 42)

1. Not too ugly
2. Doesn't drive off until I'm in the car
3. Works steady - splurges on dinner out occasionally
4. Nods head when I'm talking
5. Usually remembers punch lines of jokes
6. Is in good enough shape to rearrange the furniture
7. Wears a shirt that covers his stomach
8. Knows not to buy champagne with screw-top lids
9. Remembers to put the toilet seat down
10. Shaves most weekends

What I Want in a Man, Revised List (age 52)

1. Keeps hair in nose and ears trimmed
2. Doesn't belch or scratch in public
3. Doesn't borrow money too often
4. Doesn't nod off to sleep when I'm venting
5. Doesn't re-tell the same joke too many times
6. Is in good enough shape to get off the couch on weekends
7. Usually wears matching socks and fresh underwear
8. Appreciates a good TV dinner
9. Remembers your name on occasion
10. Shaves some weekends

What I Want in a Man, Revised List (age 62)

1. Doesn't scare small children
2. Remembers where bathroom is
3. Doesn't require much money for upkeep
4. Only snores lightly when asleep
5. Remembers why he's laughing
6. Is in good enough shape to stand up by himself
7. Usually wears some clothes
8. Likes soft foods
9. Remembers where he left his teeth
10. Remembers that it's the weekend

What I Want in a Man, Revised List (age 72)
1. Breathing.
2. Doesn't miss the toilet....
Oooooohhhh...your a riot...lmao

problem is...can't even cover the 62 age limit...trying to remember why i'm laughing....rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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Aug 5, 2010 6:45 PM CST What I Want In a Man
starshinebright
starshinebrightstarshinebrightRiverside, California USA189 Threads 1 Polls 6,305 Posts
rolling on the floor laughing
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Aug 5, 2010 7:00 PM CST What I Want In a Man
70Libra
70Libra70LibraCounty, Waterford Ireland43 Threads 6,782 Posts
Someone who can lick his way all the way up this leg... and down the other... wthout running out of spit!
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Aug 5, 2010 7:04 PM CST What I Want In a Man
starshinebright
starshinebrightstarshinebrightRiverside, California USA189 Threads 1 Polls 6,305 Posts
70Libra: Someone who can lick his way all the way up this leg... and down the other... wthout running out of spit!



that ought to get you some attention..rolling on the floor laughing
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Aug 5, 2010 7:32 PM CST What I Want In a Man
Outofafrica
OutofafricaOutofafricaPerth, Western Australia Australia5 Threads 1,296 Posts
rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing just to funny...
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Aug 5, 2010 7:35 PM CST What I Want In a Man
70Libra
70Libra70LibraCounty, Waterford Ireland43 Threads 6,782 Posts
STREAK

Visit the Irish forums please and vote on the 'Best legs' poll

thank you bouquet
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Aug 5, 2010 7:44 PM CST What I Want In a Man
starshinebright
starshinebrightstarshinebrightRiverside, California USA189 Threads 1 Polls 6,305 Posts
70Libra: STREAK

Visit the Irish forums please and vote on the 'Best legs' poll

thank you



post a link.....I couldn't find it
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Aug 5, 2010 7:46 PM CST What I Want In a Man
kidatheart
kidatheartkidatheartFruitvale, British Columbia Canada30 Threads 16,544 Posts
70Libra: Someone who can lick his way all the way up this leg... and down the other... wthout running out of spit!


Would that include a trip around the toes, and any valleys along the way?cowboy
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Aug 5, 2010 7:47 PM CST What I Want In a Man
70Libra
70Libra70LibraCounty, Waterford Ireland43 Threads 6,782 Posts
starshinebright: post a link.....I couldn't find it



Thanks!
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Aug 5, 2010 7:47 PM CST What I Want In a Man
starshinebright
starshinebrightstarshinebrightRiverside, California USA189 Threads 1 Polls 6,305 Posts
kidatheart: Would that include a trip around the toes, and any valleys along the way?



rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing wave
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Aug 5, 2010 7:48 PM CST What I Want In a Man
70Libra
70Libra70LibraCounty, Waterford Ireland43 Threads 6,782 Posts
kidatheart: Would that include a trip around the toes, and any valleys along the way?

A long pause at the halfway mark is appreciated wink
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Aug 5, 2010 7:52 PM CST What I Want In a Man
starshinebright
starshinebrightstarshinebrightRiverside, California USA189 Threads 1 Polls 6,305 Posts
kidatheart: Would that include a trip around the toes, and any valleys along the way?



go vote I did.....laugh
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Aug 5, 2010 7:52 PM CST What I Want In a Man
kidatheart
kidatheartkidatheartFruitvale, British Columbia Canada30 Threads 16,544 Posts
70Libra: A long pause at the halfway mark is appreciated



I have plenty of time.wink
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Aug 5, 2010 7:52 PM CST What I Want In a Man
plainlyjune
plainlyjuneplainlyjuneLegazpi City, Bicol Philippines12 Threads 2 Polls 8,175 Posts
rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing


funny but true. I hope men here don't come up with "What i want in a woman" thread. scold
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Aug 5, 2010 7:53 PM CST What I Want In a Man
kidatheart
kidatheartkidatheartFruitvale, British Columbia Canada30 Threads 16,544 Posts
starshinebright: go vote I did.....



I voted a long time ago, regular visitor to the Irish forums. grin


Hiya Swave bouquet
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Aug 5, 2010 7:53 PM CST What I Want In a Man
plainlyjune
plainlyjuneplainlyjuneLegazpi City, Bicol Philippines12 Threads 2 Polls 8,175 Posts
70Libra: A long pause at the halfway mark is appreciated


make that mandatory uh oh
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