What I Want In a Man (62)
starshinebrightRiverside, California USA189 Threads 1 Polls 6,305 Postskidatheart: I voted a long time ago, regular visitor to the Irish forums. Hiya S
figures....
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plainlyjune: funny but true. I hope men here don't come up with "What i want in a woman" thread.
Beat them to it!!
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starshinebright: What I Want In a Man, Original List
1. Handsome
2. Charming
3. Financially successful
4. A caring listener
5. Witty
6. In good shape
7. Dresses with style
8. Appreciates finer things
9. Full of thoughtful surprises
What I Want in a Man, Revised List (age 32)
1. Nice looking
2. Opens car doors, holds chairs
3. Has enough money for a nice dinner
4. Listens more than talks
5. Laughs at my jokes
6. Carries bags of groceries with ease
7. Owns at least one tie
8. Appreciates a good home-cooked meal
9. Remembers birthdays and anniversaries
What I Want in a Man, Revised List (age 42)
1. Not too ugly
I'm gonna have this plaqued..
2. Doesn't drive off until I'm in the car
3. Works steady - splurges on dinner out occasionally
4. Nods head when I'm talking
5. Usually remembers punch lines of jokes
6. Is in good enough shape to rearrange the furniture
7. Wears a shirt that covers his stomach
8. Knows not to buy champagne with screw-top lids
9. Remembers to put the toilet seat down
10. Shaves most weekends
What I Want in a Man, Revised List (age 52)
1. Keeps hair in nose and ears trimmed
2. Doesn't belch or scratch in public
3. Doesn't borrow money too often
4. Doesn't nod off to sleep when I'm venting
5. Doesn't re-tell the same joke too many times
6. Is in good enough shape to get off the couch on weekends
7. Usually wears matching socks and fresh underwear
8. Appreciates a good TV dinner
9. Remembers your name on occasion
10. Shaves some weekends
What I Want in a Man, Revised List (age 62)
1. Doesn't scare small children
2. Remembers where bathroom is
3. Doesn't require much money for upkeep
4. Only snores lightly when asleep
5. Remembers why he's laughing
6. Is in good enough shape to stand up by himself
7. Usually wears some clothes
8. Likes soft foods
9. Remembers where he left his teeth
10. Remembers that it's the weekend
What I Want in a Man, Revised List (age 72)
1. Breathing.
2. Doesn't miss the toilet....
1. Handsome
2. Charming
3. Financially successful
4. A caring listener
5. Witty
6. In good shape
7. Dresses with style
8. Appreciates finer things
9. Full of thoughtful surprises
What I Want in a Man, Revised List (age 32)
1. Nice looking
2. Opens car doors, holds chairs
3. Has enough money for a nice dinner
4. Listens more than talks
5. Laughs at my jokes
6. Carries bags of groceries with ease
7. Owns at least one tie
8. Appreciates a good home-cooked meal
9. Remembers birthdays and anniversaries
What I Want in a Man, Revised List (age 42)
1. Not too ugly
I'm gonna have this plaqued..
2. Doesn't drive off until I'm in the car
3. Works steady - splurges on dinner out occasionally
4. Nods head when I'm talking
5. Usually remembers punch lines of jokes
6. Is in good enough shape to rearrange the furniture
7. Wears a shirt that covers his stomach
8. Knows not to buy champagne with screw-top lids
9. Remembers to put the toilet seat down
10. Shaves most weekends
What I Want in a Man, Revised List (age 52)
1. Keeps hair in nose and ears trimmed
2. Doesn't belch or scratch in public
3. Doesn't borrow money too often
4. Doesn't nod off to sleep when I'm venting
5. Doesn't re-tell the same joke too many times
6. Is in good enough shape to get off the couch on weekends
7. Usually wears matching socks and fresh underwear
8. Appreciates a good TV dinner
9. Remembers your name on occasion
10. Shaves some weekends
What I Want in a Man, Revised List (age 62)
1. Doesn't scare small children
2. Remembers where bathroom is
3. Doesn't require much money for upkeep
4. Only snores lightly when asleep
5. Remembers why he's laughing
6. Is in good enough shape to stand up by himself
7. Usually wears some clothes
8. Likes soft foods
9. Remembers where he left his teeth
10. Remembers that it's the weekend
What I Want in a Man, Revised List (age 72)
1. Breathing.
2. Doesn't miss the toilet....
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cgedvr: Oooooohhhh...your a riot...lmao
problem is...can't even cover the 62 age limit...trying to remember why i'm laughing....
problem is...can't even cover the 62 age limit...trying to remember why i'm laughing....
haha this made my day....
well as for mine:
-matured(not really by age but mentally)
-charmer
-knows my weaknesses and who arent afraid to share whats his point of view even though it will lead to quite argument:P
-a down to earth and very loving and faithful man.
-a best friend that he can be at the same time a lover
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70Libra: Someone who can lick his way all the way up this leg... and down the other... wthout running out of spit!
can ya make a stop somewhere along the way
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ok...so the kid beat me to it...sloppy seconds
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I just want a simple man sincere and honest in our relationship as long as we happy together.
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I'll settle for one that's still breathing..
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yeah....and your point is??? my fellow canuck...
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cincity: I'll settle for one that's still breathing..
i'd settle for one who's blind. groping away
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Someone who can lick his way all the way up this leg... and down the other... wthout running out of spit
pick me
are there tryouts?
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starshinebright: yeah....and your point is??? my fellow canuck...
hmmmmm my point??? 
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cincity: hmmmmm my point??? I forgot....
cheers...
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starshinebright: cheers...
I remember now....its for.....oops forgot again....think it has something to do with instrument they posess....
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laura139: I'll go for between 42-52 somewhere in there is the man of my dreams...
You could be selling yourself short..
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plainlyjune: i'd settle for one who's blind. groping away
Maybe your love would make them blind anyway
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starshinebright: cheers...
I remember now....its for.....oops forgot again....think it has something to do with instrument they posess....
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70Libra: A long pause at the halfway mark is appreciated
OMG "eye yi yi"...you girls are too much!
But that might also help him build up a lil more spit to make it the rest of the way down the other side for sure..OMG LMFAO
GOAL!!! Home stretch!!What is that by the way..Its been 7 yrs..I think I've got a seven year itch...I forget,,LOL
Nice legs! got a set of mine own though thank you.
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70Libra: Someone who can lick his way all the way up this leg... and down the other... wthout running out of spit!
Ask...................
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cincity: I remember now....
its for.....oops forgot again....think it has something to do with instrument they posess....
its for.....oops forgot again....think it has something to do with instrument they posess....
LMAO........
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