Scottish Choirmaster ( Archived) (2)

Aug 14, 2010 2:28 PM CST Scottish Choirmaster
patmac
patmacpatmacglasgow, Strathclyde, Scotland UK730 Threads 6 Polls 9,662 Posts
A preacher was completing a temperance sermon; with great expression he said, "If I had all the beer in the world, I’d take it and throw it into the river."

With even greater emphasis he said, "And if I had all the wine in the world, I’d take it and throw it into the river."

And then finally, he said, "And if I had all the whiskey in the world, I’d take it and throw it into the river."

He sat down.

The choirmaster then stood very cautiously and announced with a smile, "For our closing song, let us sing Hymn # 365: "Shall We Gather at the River."
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Aug 14, 2010 6:13 PM CST Scottish Choirmaster
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