How to conquer the heart of a girl (107)
Thegr8pr10drPhoenix, Arizona USA29 Threads 289 Postsnanners2863: Ahhh..so you're just like Santa!! Cool..I love sitting on strange mens laps and whispering in their ear my wish list.
If you "whisper in his ear" it won't be your wish list, rather he would wish you didn't! 
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Thegr8pr10dr: If you "whisper in his ear" it won't be your wish list, rather he would wish you didn't!
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ChasingCars: OP.
Firstly your pic is wrong. You should be either shirtless or wearing some sportswear that shows allegiance to a particular team. You also need to be sitting or leaning on a sports car or motorbike and holding a very large dead fish. You need to sort this out immediately.
Once she has succumbed to the charms of you posing thus and a dialogue has been established (2-3 emails is usually enough) it is derigueur to send her a photograph of your willy. If you have an exceptionally small willy you can circumvent this custom by making innuendoes about your large shoe size. This will heighten her interest in you.
At this point you should be alluding to your white water rafting and also showing your sensitive side, which can be done by stating that you like cuddling up on a sofa with a nice bottle of wine, lighting a few candles and watching Shawshank Redemption.
Once you are past this stage cookery might enter the dialogue - mentions of truffles and flambes, sauteing exotic vegetables and your ability to knock up something exquisite in chocolate and filo pastry will go down well. At which point you can invite her out for a pint and boil in the bag curry and chips at a local chain pub outlet.
Firstly your pic is wrong. You should be either shirtless or wearing some sportswear that shows allegiance to a particular team. You also need to be sitting or leaning on a sports car or motorbike and holding a very large dead fish. You need to sort this out immediately.
Once she has succumbed to the charms of you posing thus and a dialogue has been established (2-3 emails is usually enough) it is derigueur to send her a photograph of your willy. If you have an exceptionally small willy you can circumvent this custom by making innuendoes about your large shoe size. This will heighten her interest in you.
At this point you should be alluding to your white water rafting and also showing your sensitive side, which can be done by stating that you like cuddling up on a sofa with a nice bottle of wine, lighting a few candles and watching Shawshank Redemption.
Once you are past this stage cookery might enter the dialogue - mentions of truffles and flambes, sauteing exotic vegetables and your ability to knock up something exquisite in chocolate and filo pastry will go down well. At which point you can invite her out for a pint and boil in the bag curry and chips at a local chain pub outlet.
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You're cracking me up!!! Seriously, an addition to the forumula is to win sympathy - I said so bec it was a potent tool for men, me inclusive N yrs back, & also on some of my friends. Acting fragile to gain attention is not the previlege of women, it also works wonder on women. Some e.g. / suggestions :
- Tell her how wildly upset, even cried for ur dead dog / deceased acquintance to exaggerate ur sentimentality
- Telling ur gal I was much generous to my ex but she spent [this much] big $ out of my fortune
- I was faithful but my ex slept with another men behind my back
- I used to learn kungfu but now I overwork myself into sickness
- I am good at my work but I am simply not accredited by my boss
Even scammers used this practised this universal skill. Not so long ago someone sent me email telling me I caught my fiancee sleeping with another men in my matrimonial bed. Just in the next 2 emails, there returned that he got big questionable fortune to share, u bet! haha
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cincity: sure feels like it is....
Careful Cin, if it has red stripes you may wanna stop touch 'n it! 
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Thegr8pr10dr: Careful Cin, if it has red stripes you may wanna stop touch 'n it!
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Nanners, read the "Whisper In My Ear" joke on my threads. 
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cincity: transplant needed..
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Make love to her mind,seduce her heart,tingle her soul. 
amahlala: Um...did you mean "How to conquer the heart of a WOMAN?" ~Cause some women might take offense to being called a girl....
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cincity: transplant needed..
If it goes from a hook shape (J) to a complete (U) I'd say your probably right. ------ This thread is Archived ------
I thought that with live in the information society, but I might be wrong. Maybe it is the right thing to get out with club like the stone age, though the consequences might be one way ticket behind bar.
My question should rather be. Are we to connected to Internet so we do not meet real people? And I myself think sometimes could it really that my "best before day" has entered so that I am no longer a interested person.
My question should rather be. Are we to connected to Internet so we do not meet real people? And I myself think sometimes could it really that my "best before day" has entered so that I am no longer a interested person.
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Polarbutterfly: What not a romantic?
Me not romantic? I took your suggestion and recommended it on his first date. That doesn't sound romantic to you? What else could a nice girl ask for? 
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Polarbutterfly: What not a romantic?
I am romantic, it's just that sometimes my weird sense of humor over rides my minds desire to be serious. I haven't been in a romantic mood lately and humor (good, bad or indifferent) is the glue that holds me together. I'm on this site for the humor. I'm saving the romance for the right person who can tolerate at least, appreciate at most, my sense of humor. 
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Im not a romantic at all
A maccy d's and a snog will woo me
A maccy d's and a snog will woo me
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DecentHKLady: >> You're cracking me up!!!
Seriously, an addition to the forumula is to win sympathy - I said so bec it was a potent tool for men, me inclusive N yrs back, & also on some of my friends. Acting fragile to gain attention is not the previlege of women, it also works wonder on women. Some e.g. / suggestions :
- Tell her how wildly upset, even cried for ur dead dog / deceased acquintance to exaggerate ur sentimentality
- Telling ur gal I was much generous to my ex but she spent [this much] big $ out of my fortune
- I was faithful but my ex slept with another men behind my back
- I used to learn kungfu but now I overwork myself into sickness
- I am good at my work but I am simply not accredited by my boss
Even scammers used this practised this universal skill. Not so long ago someone sent me email telling me I caught my fiancee sleeping with another men in my matrimonial bed. Just in the next 2 emails, there returned that he got big questionable fortune to share, u bet! haha
Seriously, an addition to the forumula is to win sympathy - I said so bec it was a potent tool for men, me inclusive N yrs back, & also on some of my friends. Acting fragile to gain attention is not the previlege of women, it also works wonder on women. Some e.g. / suggestions :
- Tell her how wildly upset, even cried for ur dead dog / deceased acquintance to exaggerate ur sentimentality
- Telling ur gal I was much generous to my ex but she spent [this much] big $ out of my fortune
- I was faithful but my ex slept with another men behind my back
- I used to learn kungfu but now I overwork myself into sickness
- I am good at my work but I am simply not accredited by my boss
Even scammers used this practised this universal skill. Not so long ago someone sent me email telling me I caught my fiancee sleeping with another men in my matrimonial bed. Just in the next 2 emails, there returned that he got big questionable fortune to share, u bet! haha
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Amity: Im not a romantic at all
A maccy d's and a snog will woo me
A maccy d's and a snog will woo me
About that snog... is a little bit of McTongue allowed?
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Veritaas: Do you believe all that above?
Nah.
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Veritaas: Do you believe all that above?
Different things have different meanings for people. All the above could be effective , or not, if that's not what rocks your boat. I think they pretty much apply the same in the male version.
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In response to: start writing, GO!
Hi,
There is only one way.......EXHIBIT GENUINE PASSION...
STORM YOUR WAY IN HER MIND BY EXHIBITING PASSION FOR HER....
I HAVE MET MY SOULMATE HERE.....IT WAS MY HONEST, GENUINE PASSION FOR HER...THAT MADE ME WON HER HEART....
BEST LUCK !
Nik
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