jac379: Its true, I don't have a washing machine - I wash my clothes in the yard like a red neck. Which means all my neighbours have seen your grandad swimsuit...
Watch out for the village gossip, they will think you have a Mc Midget lodger...
You can't fart in your own living room round here, without the word spreading across the village in 5 minutes flat.
It might lay all the lesbian rumours to rest mind...
"Proper lettuce licker, she is, I heard it said, see?"
I hope you proudly strutted your stuff around the village with Darren on your arm the other day. That should have quashed the rumours. I hope he wasn't wearing my suit !!!! ....
RDM59: I hope you proudly strutted your stuff around the village with Darren on your arm the other day. That should have quashed the rumours. I hope he wasn't wearing my suit !!!! ....
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