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Sep 18, 2010 6:23 PM CST Santa's Office now open!
invinciblemuse
invinciblemuseinvinciblemuseDresden, Saxony Germany38 Threads 2 Polls 6,026 Posts
deadbutwhy: I made up my mind. I want Santa to come over, and I'll treat him a beer and a few smokes. He should be tired, the old fella.


You're just too sweet! You're gonna get an extra big surprise for Xmas... grin
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Sep 18, 2010 6:24 PM CST Santa's Office now open!
Dear Santa for xmas I would like

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oh and ........grin
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Sep 18, 2010 6:25 PM CST Santa's Office now open!
ChasingCars
ChasingCarsChasingCarsCrappy Thrappy, Northamptonshire, England UK26 Threads 5 Polls 1,006 Posts
Dear Santa,

I would like.

My boys to be happy happy happy.
And secure.

I would like my friend Claire to be well enough and have enough wonga to fulfil her dream to go to Peru.

I would like my last ex to find someone to make her all loved up and happy and content.

I would like a nice witty feminine woman with a love of music a bit of literature and film stuff and who is active and likes rumpy bumpy, good natured but sharp and for a stable loving relationship (big ask I know, but hey you are THE man).

Some money and security would be nice, but hey, I've asked for enough already.


p.s. the chimney's a teensie bit small so the mince pie and glass of whiskey will be in the well deck.
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Sep 18, 2010 6:25 PM CST Santa's Office now open!
invinciblemuse
invinciblemuseinvinciblemuseDresden, Saxony Germany38 Threads 2 Polls 6,026 Posts
Christmas1: dear Santa,
I have been a very good girl (sometimes).
I would like a nice pair of red skates.
A doll (male...life size)
A red Santa helpers outfit (with a diamond choker)
A lovely black braided riding crop (for my new pony of course)
Can I please have these things Santa?


Santa basically said yes, as long as he can take home some pictures... grin
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Sep 18, 2010 6:25 PM CST Santa's Office now open!
deadbutwhy
deadbutwhydeadbutwhyeast, Eastern Province Saudi Arabia9 Threads 2 Polls 1,295 Posts
gemeh22: Dear Santa for xmas I would like

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Looks like a christmas tree to me confused
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Sep 18, 2010 6:26 PM CST Santa's Office now open!
invinciblemuse
invinciblemuseinvinciblemuseDresden, Saxony Germany38 Threads 2 Polls 6,026 Posts
gemeh22: Dear Santa for xmas I would like

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Oh, Santa will pay you a special visit this year... dancingsanta
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Sep 18, 2010 6:27 PM CST Santa's Office now open!
deadbutwhy: Looks like a christmas tree to me
laugh hug teddybear
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Sep 18, 2010 6:27 PM CST Santa's Office now open!
invinciblemuse: Oh, Santa will pay you a special visit this year...
wave wave hug
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Sep 18, 2010 6:27 PM CST Santa's Office now open!
invinciblemuse
invinciblemuseinvinciblemuseDresden, Saxony Germany38 Threads 2 Polls 6,026 Posts
ChasingCars: Dear Santa,

I would like.

My boys to be happy happy happy.
And secure.

I would like my friend Claire to be well enough and have enough wonga to fulfil her dream to go to Peru.

I would like my last ex to find someone to make her all loved up and happy and content.

I would like a nice witty feminine woman with a love of music a bit of literature and film stuff and who is active and likes rumpy bumpy, good natured but sharp and for a stable loving relationship (big ask I know, but hey you are THE man).

Some money and security would be nice, but hey, I've asked for enough already.p.s. the chimney's a teensie bit small so the mince pie and glass of whiskey will be in the well deck.


Santa says he'll do his best. christmas happy
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Sep 18, 2010 6:29 PM CST Santa's Office now open!
invinciblemuse: Oh, Santa will pay you a special visit this year...
hope he has lots of booze left when he stops by Im thinking Im gonna wantin somerolling on the floor laughing
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Sep 18, 2010 6:33 PM CST Santa's Office now open!
invinciblemuse
invinciblemuseinvinciblemuseDresden, Saxony Germany38 Threads 2 Polls 6,026 Posts
sultryash: hey how come you aint say anything about my request

did you ask him about my car and dbw as my chauffeur ? like you need another secretary or what? mmmmm


Santa says you'll have to choose... ...well, he'll just get you the car then. grin
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Sep 18, 2010 6:33 PM CST Santa's Office now open!
Boban1
Boban1Boban1bigplace, Central Serbia Serbia144 Threads 5 Polls 18,789 Posts
sultryash: hey how come you aint say anything about my request

did you ask him about my car and dbw as my chauffeur ? like you need another secretary or what? mmmmm


make up your mind... take the car or the driver.... looks like Santa is preoccupied grin
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Sep 18, 2010 6:34 PM CST Santa's Office now open!
invinciblemuse
invinciblemuseinvinciblemuseDresden, Saxony Germany38 Threads 2 Polls 6,026 Posts
Boban1: make up your mind... take the car or the driver.... looks like Santa is preoccupied


Now, Boban, what would you really, really like from Santa?? grin
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Sep 18, 2010 6:36 PM CST Santa's Office now open!
deadbutwhy
deadbutwhydeadbutwhyeast, Eastern Province Saudi Arabia9 Threads 2 Polls 1,295 Posts
sultryash: hey how come you aint say anything about my request

did you ask him about my car and dbw as my chauffeur ? like you need another secretary or what? mmmmm
They are both jealous, sweets blah talk to hand
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Sep 18, 2010 6:37 PM CST Santa's Office now open!
Boban1
Boban1Boban1bigplace, Central Serbia Serbia144 Threads 5 Polls 18,789 Posts
invinciblemuse: Now, Boban, what would you really, really like from Santa??


your picture , so I can show Santa exactly what I want wink
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Sep 18, 2010 6:39 PM CST Santa's Office now open!
sultryash
sultryashsultryashBridgetown, Saint Michael Barbados36 Threads 3,203 Posts
invinciblemuse: Santa says you'll have to choose... ...well, he'll just get you the car then.


look this is serious business.I have a back problem...i need a driver and not just any ...........DBW...no negotiating I have been a very good girl ....very gooddoh grin

I think you sabotage my request Invinciblemuseconfused frustrated
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Sep 18, 2010 6:41 PM CST Santa's Office now open!
Christmas1
Christmas1Christmas1Peterborough, Ontario Canada31 Threads 2,419 Posts
Invinciblemuse....you say Santa this and Santa that....well I want to see Santa for myself. How about a pic Santa santa
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Sep 18, 2010 6:42 PM CST Santa's Office now open!
sultryash
sultryashsultryashBridgetown, Saint Michael Barbados36 Threads 3,203 Posts
Boban1: make up your mind... take the car or the driver.... looks like Santa is preoccupied
wait ..dont tell me you want my chauffeur toowow devil mumbling
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Sep 18, 2010 6:46 PM CST Santa's Office now open!
Boban1
Boban1Boban1bigplace, Central Serbia Serbia144 Threads 5 Polls 18,789 Posts
sultryash: wait ..dont tell me you want my chauffeur too


uh oh I`ll take the car....
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Sep 18, 2010 6:46 PM CST Santa's Office now open!
venusenvy
venusenvyvenusenvyCalgary, Alberta Canada27 Threads 20,003 Posts
Christmas1: Invinciblemuse....you say Santa this and Santa that....well I want to see Santa for myself. How about a pic Santa



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