I would like my friend Claire to be well enough and have enough wonga to fulfil her dream to go to Peru.
I would like my last ex to find someone to make her all loved up and happy and content.
I would like a nice witty feminine woman with a love of music a bit of literature and film stuff and who is active and likes rumpy bumpy, good natured but sharp and for a stable loving relationship (big ask I know, but hey you are THE man).
Some money and security would be nice, but hey, I've asked for enough already.
p.s. the chimney's a teensie bit small so the mince pie and glass of whiskey will be in the well deck.
Christmas1: dear Santa, I have been a very good girl (sometimes). I would like a nice pair of red skates. A doll (male...life size) A red Santa helpers outfit (with a diamond choker) A lovely black braided riding crop (for my new pony of course) Can I please have these things Santa?
Santa basically said yes, as long as he can take home some pictures...
I would like my friend Claire to be well enough and have enough wonga to fulfil her dream to go to Peru.
I would like my last ex to find someone to make her all loved up and happy and content.
I would like a nice witty feminine woman with a love of music a bit of literature and film stuff and who is active and likes rumpy bumpy, good natured but sharp and for a stable loving relationship (big ask I know, but hey you are THE man).
Some money and security would be nice, but hey, I've asked for enough already.p.s. the chimney's a teensie bit small so the mince pie and glass of whiskey will be in the well deck.
sultryashBridgetown, Saint Michael Barbados3,203 posts
invinciblemuse: Santa says you'll have to choose... ...well, he'll just get you the car then.
look this is serious business.I have a back problem...i need a driver and not just any ...........DBW...no negotiating I have been a very good girl ....very good
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You're just too sweet! You're gonna get an extra big surprise for Xmas...