Just a ditz...or is it Alzheimers :( (21)
I tried to open my front door this morning with my car keys 
i was wondering why they wouldnt fit in 
i was wondering why they wouldnt fit in 
saoirse65: No matter how much I clicked my car key this evening it would not open my front door
The cutlery drawer does not keep my butter fresh
The coal takes up a lot of place in the fridge....
The fireplace just does not keep the beer cold....
Okay...not quite that bad but I did click my car key at my door this evening
I have put butter in the drawer
Anyone else absent minded or am I just losing the plot?
The cutlery drawer does not keep my butter fresh
The coal takes up a lot of place in the fridge....
The fireplace just does not keep the beer cold....
Okay...not quite that bad but I did click my car key at my door this evening
I have put butter in the drawer
Anyone else absent minded or am I just losing the plot?
At the end of my 'Leaving Cert' many moons ago... a good friend tried to open his front door with a 5p! (Old money!)
...we were very very drunk!
MysteryGuitarMan: I tried to open my front door this morning with my car keys i was wondering why they wouldnt fit in
Ah yes...this is how it starts...Are you middle aged...ie 30-32?
Antique....think that brings you up to 39
Fossil is like me....46 and upwards
Oh I am 45....see I am forgetting already
saoirse65: Ah yes...this is how it starts...Are you middle aged...ie 30-32?
Antique....think that brings you up to 39
Fossil is like me....46 and upwards
Oh I am 45....see I am forgetting already
Antique....think that brings you up to 39
Fossil is like me....46 and upwards
Oh I am 45....see I am forgetting already
Im 22 by the time i get to 30 i will have forgotten my name
delamer: At the end of my 'Leaving Cert' many moons ago... a good friend tried to open his front door with a 5p! (Old money!)
...we were very very drunk!
many moons ago i tried to get into my house after a nite out .... key wouldn't work so tried to climb in da back window when two guards came round nd detained me ....the person livin in the house had called the guards tellin em that some one was tryin to break in .... i was to drunk to remember i'd moved house 6 weeks previous ...we were very very drunk!
da guards were nice nouf to give me a spin to the new house tho baldydude: many moons ago i tried to get into my house after a nite out .... key wouldn't work so tried to climb in da back window when two guards came round nd detained me ....the person livin in the house had called the guards tellin em that some one was tryin to break in .... i was to drunk to remember i'd moved house 6 weeks previous da guards were nice nouf to give me a spin to the new house tho
lmao....you and Delamer could be going for first prize here
saoirse65: lmao....you and Delamer could be going for first prize here
.......eh!
delamer: .......eh!
Well I usually find my house....then again being from Cavan I probably would not risk using a coin to try and open the door
saoirse65: Well I usually find my house....then again being from Cavan I probably would not risk using a coin to try and open the door
Yeah too tight! Use a matchstick instead!
delamer: Yeah too tight! Use a matchstick instead!
Yeah....as long as it is someone elses matchstick....not wasting me own Maguire and Patterson
saoirse65: Well I usually find my house....then again being from Cavan I probably would not risk using a coin to try and open the door
ah now i had lived in that house for 4yrs so ave a lil bit of an excuse da best on i've come across lately is i'm involved with car racing nd a m8 of mine has a truck that carries his race car inside it, a few months ago we'd a meeting in N.i. so he got his truck loaded his sons car on the trailer nd drove from cork al the ways up to co down only to find out when he opened his truck that his own car was still at home in the workshop saoirse65: Yeah....as long as it is someone elses matchstick....not wasting me own Maguire and Patterson
Stingy Cavan B.... 
Nite! baldydude: ah now i had lived in that house for 4yrs so ave a lil bit of an excuse da best on i've come across lately is i'm involved with car racing nd a m8 of mine has a truck that carries his race car inside it, a few months ago we'd a meeting in N.i. so he got his truck loaded his sons car on the trailer nd drove from cork al the ways up to co down only to find out when he opened his truck that his own car was still at home in the workshop
Ok....that is bad.....but kinda funny lmao
saoirse65: Ah yes...this is how it starts...Are you middle aged...ie 30-32?
Antique....think that brings you up to 39
Fossil is like me....46 and upwards
Oh I am 45....see I am forgetting already
Antique....think that brings you up to 39
Fossil is like me....46 and upwards
Oh I am 45....see I am forgetting already
As a recently turned 46 year old I take grave exception to that remark
was collecting a friend from the airport, went to make a mobile call,started to press the numbers on the remote control
saoirse65: No matter how much I clicked my car key this evening it would not open my front door
The cutlery drawer does not keep my butter fresh
The coal takes up a lot of place in the fridge....
The fireplace just does not keep the beer cold....
Okay...not quite that bad but I did click my car key at my door this evening
I have put butter in the drawer
Anyone else absent minded or am I just losing the plot?
The cutlery drawer does not keep my butter fresh
The coal takes up a lot of place in the fridge....
The fireplace just does not keep the beer cold....
Okay...not quite that bad but I did click my car key at my door this evening
I have put butter in the drawer
Anyone else absent minded or am I just losing the plot?
M. Well not sure its an age thing ....are you older than me Yesterday i locked my Bedroom door to keep any trolls out (i like that word ) anyway i couldnt get back in cause i forgot where i put the key
and i didnt even have a 
Lucky enough im a bit of a horder and i found another some hours later while trying to figure where i was going to sleep but worse of all how i was going to get to my wardrobe to get clothes for my night out
OOOh the stress of it all 
nitak: M. Well not sure its an age thing ....are you older than me
Yesterday i locked my Bedroom door to keep any trolls out (i like that word ) anyway i couldnt get back in cause i forgot where i put the key and i didnt even have a
Lucky enough im a bit of a horder and i found another some hours later while trying to figure where i was going to sleep but worse of all how i was going to get to my wardrobe to get clothes for my night out OOOh the stress of it all
Yesterday i locked my Bedroom door to keep any trolls out (i like that word ) anyway i couldnt get back in cause i forgot where i put the key and i didnt even have a
Lucky enough im a bit of a horder and i found another some hours later while trying to figure where i was going to sleep but worse of all how i was going to get to my wardrobe to get clothes for my night out OOOh the stress of it all
now why do you lock your bedroom door.. just what ya got in there girl 
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I ordered a jacket of here last week and it still hasn' arrived, I won't be using these services again. Now where did I leave my little one
The good thing about Alzheimers is that you're always meeting new friends !
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The cutlery drawer does not keep my butter fresh
The coal takes up a lot of place in the fridge....
The fireplace just does not keep the beer cold....
Okay...not quite that bad but I did click my car key at my door this evening
I have put butter in the drawer
Anyone else absent minded or am I just losing the plot?