lilmamma71: I must confess my ultimate crush is on all those charmers who send me emails with broken English, imploring for my email address and professing true and abiding love for all time...
I lof u becos you are a special teapot, and you have bright eyes in your skull, morry me pliz.
DjWabbet: Listen im sorry, i did say i felt gassy after that curry, those green freckles you had was not my fault!!
Oh yes, but you let me go to the doctor didn't you, thinking that I'd come out in an allergic stress reaction again - and after I'd spent all that money on that expensive face cream to make myself as beautiful as I can for you.
ChasingCars: Oh yes, but you let me go to the doctor didn't you, thinking that I'd come out in an allergic stress reaction again - and after I'd spent all that money on that expensive face cream to make myself as beautiful as I can for you.
Upset? Huh!
Well i did warn you not to go poking around there when i was feeling bloated and ESPECIALLY after curry, but did you listen? no! and what do you get for not listening? you get to go to the doctor the next day looking like the hulks hick cousin!
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