Lessons to learn from the movies. (101)
JAN_is: If you are being chased in a city, you can usually blend into a crowd of carnival revellers.
All grocery shopping bags contain at least one stick of French bread.
If you are blonde and pretty it is still possible to become a world expert on nuclear fission at the age of twenty-two.
All grocery shopping bags contain at least one stick of French bread.
If you are blonde and pretty it is still possible to become a world expert on nuclear fission at the age of twenty-two.
Don't forget the guy in the red shirt is usually the first one to die in a horrible accident....
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JAN_is: Ali!! I´m sure there are some lessons to be learned there too, perhaps not the kind you´re thinking of though.
Ok.tell me what is lesson there ? 
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JAN_is: If you are being chased in a city, you can usually blend into a crowd of carnival revellers.
All grocery shopping bags contain at least one stick of French bread.
If you are blonde and pretty it is still possible to become a world expert on nuclear fission at the age of twenty-two.
All grocery shopping bags contain at least one stick of French bread.
If you are blonde and pretty it is still possible to become a world expert on nuclear fission at the age of twenty-two.
At my age now Jan..i dont notice much now..
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amahlala: Don't forget the guy in the red shirt is usually the first one to die in a horrible accident....
Really?
A man will show no pain while enduring the most terrible beating, but will always wince when a woman tries to clean his wounds.
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JAN_is: If you are being chased in a city, you can usually blend into a crowd of carnival revellers.
All grocery shopping bags contain at least one stick of French bread.
If you are blonde and pretty it is still possible to become a world expert on nuclear fission at the age of twenty-two.
Jan, you made me laugh out loud with your comment about the French bread. It's so true! They ALWAYS have a sixpack of eggs too, which very often fall and break!All grocery shopping bags contain at least one stick of French bread.
If you are blonde and pretty it is still possible to become a world expert on nuclear fission at the age of twenty-two.
Also, you may be hanging upside down from the ceiling, tied by your ankles, trying to steal that precious gem in the window display in the middle of the room, without setting off the laser beam alarms criss crossing around the gem and you somehow manage it, even though something slips from your hand or you dont reach something else, in the end, you just do it, COZ IT'S A FILM FOLKS, it's not real life!!!!
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JAN_is: Really?
A man will show no pain while enduring the most terrible beating, but will always wince when a woman tries to clean his wounds.
A man will show no pain while enduring the most terrible beating, but will always wince when a woman tries to clean his wounds.
The struggling hero in the films has a nasty apartment. The struggling heroine in the films always has a big, beautiful, rent-controlled, with security on-site, apartment.
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mediciani: Jan, you made me laugh out loud with your comment about the French bread. It's so true! They ALWAYS have a sixpack of eggs too, which very often fall and break!
Also, you may be hanging upside down from the ceiling, tied by your ankles, trying to steal that precious gem in the window display in the middle of the room, without setting off the laser beam alarms criss crossing around the gem and you somehow manage it, even though something slips from your hand or you dont reach something else, in the end, you just do it, COZ IT'S A FILM FOLKS, it's not real life!!!!
Also, you may be hanging upside down from the ceiling, tied by your ankles, trying to steal that precious gem in the window display in the middle of the room, without setting off the laser beam alarms criss crossing around the gem and you somehow manage it, even though something slips from your hand or you dont reach something else, in the end, you just do it, COZ IT'S A FILM FOLKS, it's not real life!!!!
Even when driving down a perfectly straight road it is necessary to turn the steering wheel vigorously from left to right every few seconds.
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lesson # 1 -how to takeoff the clothes
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Try Karate Kid...
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ali110: lesson # 1 -how to takeoff the clothes
lesson # 2- SSAHDSHA
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the result ,A set of twins after 10 Months
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Be careful.....At least one set of identical twins will be born evil in the movies.
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Hi jan
If and when you finally get the bad guy, always remember to totally dismember him because no matter how many times you shoot him.....................he always comes back!
If and when you finally get the bad guy, always remember to totally dismember him because no matter how many times you shoot him.....................he always comes back!
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JAN_is: If you are being chased in a city, you can usually blend into a crowd of carnival revellers.
All grocery shopping bags contain at least one stick of French bread.
If you are blonde and pretty it is still possible to become a world expert on nuclear fission at the age of twenty-two.
only women buy french sticks...why?????.....All grocery shopping bags contain at least one stick of French bread.
If you are blonde and pretty it is still possible to become a world expert on nuclear fission at the age of twenty-two.
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trueheart1941: only women buy french sticks...why?????.....
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solsticemoon: Hi jan
If and when you finally get the bad guy, always remember to totally dismember him because no matter how many times you shoot him.....................he always comes back!
If and when you finally get the bad guy, always remember to totally dismember him because no matter how many times you shoot him.....................he always comes back!
Hi Sol
Most laptop computers are powerful enough to override the communications system of any invading alien society.
Clever huh!
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trueheart1941: only women buy french sticks...why?????.....
Now that just isn´t true!
However, you ARE likely to survive any battle in any war unless you make the sorry mistake of showing somebody a picture of your sweetheart back home.
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When the good guy gets shot, its only a flesh wound and he is able to continue on and defeat the bad guy
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I learned from the movies that:
1) judges in America are always big black ladies wearing bright lipstick;
2) tramps in America (especially if black) are secretly angels or undercover journalists;
3) in America if you ever get near a podium, it's all right to take the opportunity to wash (and dry) your family laundry - no-one will mind;
4) American women have invisible make-up artists who do their faces (and hair) while they are asleep;
5) thin Americans sneak off to the fridge every night to eat massive buckets of ice-cream. (This is what keep American film stars thin.)
Oh and if you get shot at in America, you won't get hit unless you're a baddie.
1) judges in America are always big black ladies wearing bright lipstick;
2) tramps in America (especially if black) are secretly angels or undercover journalists;
3) in America if you ever get near a podium, it's all right to take the opportunity to wash (and dry) your family laundry - no-one will mind;
4) American women have invisible make-up artists who do their faces (and hair) while they are asleep;
5) thin Americans sneak off to the fridge every night to eat massive buckets of ice-cream. (This is what keep American film stars thin.)
Oh and if you get shot at in America, you won't get hit unless you're a baddie.
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yohorum: i would rather eat a fur burger ho ho ho
for me..no pickles allowed....and a lot of cheese...
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wordsmith99: I learned from the movies that:
1) judges in America are always big black ladies wearing bright lipstick;
2) tramps in America (especially if black) are secretly angels or undercover journalists;
3) in America if you ever get near a podium, it's all right to take the opportunity to wash (and dry) your family laundry - no-one will mind;
4) American women have invisible make-up artists who do their faces (and hair) while they are asleep;
5) thin Americans sneak off to the fridge every night to eat massive buckets of ice-cream. (This is what keep American film stars thin.)
Oh and if you get shot at in America, you won't get hit unless you're a baddie.
1) judges in America are always big black ladies wearing bright lipstick;
2) tramps in America (especially if black) are secretly angels or undercover journalists;
3) in America if you ever get near a podium, it's all right to take the opportunity to wash (and dry) your family laundry - no-one will mind;
4) American women have invisible make-up artists who do their faces (and hair) while they are asleep;
5) thin Americans sneak off to the fridge every night to eat massive buckets of ice-cream. (This is what keep American film stars thin.)
Oh and if you get shot at in America, you won't get hit unless you're a baddie.
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All grocery shopping bags contain at least one stick of French bread.
If you are blonde and pretty it is still possible to become a world expert on nuclear fission at the age of twenty-two.