Would you make a good spy? (106)

Oct 22, 2010 8:22 AM CST Would you make a good spy?
venere08
venere08venere08Puglia and Autumn, South Australia Australia121 Threads 2 Polls 9,996 Posts
If so, I understand ASIO'S recruiting.

'Cept they can't find enough people interested in being a spy. They haven't met their targets for this year, so they've got stacks of money left over to hire some of us.

So, let's hold some intervies for, K?

Firstly, WOT makes you think you'd make a good spy?

Then, name yer assets. Why would YOU make a good spy???

Go on!head banger


As for me, I reckon I'd make a good spy, cos I'm gettin' so old, no-one would even blink if I were next to them, lookin' over their shoulder, and then talking into my shoe 'phone.rolling on the floor laughing drinking

cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool detective detective detective detective detective
Oct 22, 2010 8:30 AM CST Would you make a good spy?
psuedonym
psuedonympsuedonymadelaide, South Australia Australia15 Threads 1 Polls 1,203 Posts
i'd make a good spy coz i'm so farkin' average lollaugh
Oct 22, 2010 8:37 AM CST Would you make a good spy?
venere08
venere08venere08Puglia and Autumn, South Australia Australia121 Threads 2 Polls 9,996 Posts
psuedonym: i'd make a good spy coz i'm so farkin' average lol


OK, then, that sounds like a convincing argument.

Your name goes on the list as yerv passed the first test...

Ability to blend in with ordinary, everyday folk. thumbs up

We need more though. Remeber all that money ASIO's got.


Wonder if they've caught this thread in their net by now!laugh
Oct 22, 2010 8:38 AM CST Would you make a good spy?
Shell225
Shell225Shell225Brisbane, Queensland Australia26 Threads 8,572 Posts
Firstly, WOT makes you think you'd make a good spy?

Then, name yer assets. Why would YOU make a good spy???



Question #1: Ok ... I have a misguided sense of loyalty... and tend to keep secrets for other people that I know I should never keep... and they end up eating me up... and ..... and... and.... I need a therapist... grin

Question #2: Right then.. I can answer this.. confused well maybe I cant without putting info into the forums that I dont want to put ... uh oh Perhaps I'll just say that I have a really hot ar*e.. and and inability to say NO .. innocent
Oct 22, 2010 8:39 AM CST Would you make a good spy?
psuedonym
psuedonympsuedonymadelaide, South Australia Australia15 Threads 1 Polls 1,203 Posts
venere08: OK, then, that sounds like a convincing argument.

Your name goes on the list as yerv passed the first test...

Ability to blend in with ordinary, everyday folk.

We need more though. Remeber all that money ASIO's got.Wonder if they've caught this thread in their net by now!


oh yeah and i'm bi too does that help????
















bilingual you norty peeple
Oct 22, 2010 8:45 AM CST Would you make a good spy?
enjay
enjayenjaywairarapa, Wellington New Zealand192 Posts
venere08: If so, I understand ASIO'S recruiting.

'Cept they can't find enough people interested in being a spy. They haven't met their targets for this year, so they've got stacks of money left over to hire some of us.

So, let's hold some intervies for, K?

Firstly, WOT makes you think you'd make a good spy?

Then, name yer assets. Why would YOU make a good spy???

Go on! As for me, I reckon I'd make a good spy, cos I'm gettin' so old, no-one would even blink if I were next to them, lookin' over their shoulder, and then talking into my shoe 'phone.
I spy with my little oh frustrated
Oct 22, 2010 8:48 AM CST Would you make a good spy?
venere08
venere08venere08Puglia and Autumn, South Australia Australia121 Threads 2 Polls 9,996 Posts
Shell225: Firstly, WOT makes you think you'd make a good spy?

Then, name yer assets. Why would YOU make a good spy???
Question #1: Ok ... I have a misguided sense of loyalty... and tend to keep secrets for other people that I know I should never keep... and they end up eating me up... and ..... and... and.... I need a therapist...

Question #2: Right then.. I can answer this.. well maybe I cant without putting info into the forums that I dont want to put ... Perhaps I'll just say that I have a really hot ar*e.. and and inability to say NO ..


Keeping secrets. Big tickthumbs up thumbs up

A really hot ar*se and inability to say no...

Hmmm.....They might have just the posting for yer, Shell! Undercover, I think they call itdevil rolling on the floor laughing
Oct 22, 2010 8:51 AM CST Would you make a good spy?
venere08
venere08venere08Puglia and Autumn, South Australia Australia121 Threads 2 Polls 9,996 Posts
psuedonym: oh yeah and i'm bi too does that help????

bilingual you norty peeple


Reminds me of a line in a music video...

'I'm bilingual (pronounced biligyou-al)....I can't speak in 2 different languages'

cheers
Oct 22, 2010 8:51 AM CST Would you make a good spy?
venere08
venere08venere08Puglia and Autumn, South Australia Australia121 Threads 2 Polls 9,996 Posts
venere08: Reminds me of a line in a music video...

'I'm bilingual (pronounced bilingyou-al)....I can't speak in 2 different languages'


roll eyes
Oct 22, 2010 8:51 AM CST Would you make a good spy?
Shell225
Shell225Shell225Brisbane, Queensland Australia26 Threads 8,572 Posts
venere08: Keeping secrets. Big tick

A really hot ar*se and inability to say no...

Hmmm.....They might have just the posting for yer, Shell! Undercover, I think they call it


Did you say 'Undercoverwear'???

isnt that a line of undies?? grin

Im up for that.. putting me hottie hot toshie in some knickers...

rolling on the floor laughing


As for that fact I know all the secrets of half the lying scum cold heartedmen of Brissie... I reckon they'd make a buck from my little stories ..
Oct 22, 2010 8:52 AM CST Would you make a good spy?
Shell225
Shell225Shell225Brisbane, Queensland Australia26 Threads 8,572 Posts
venere08: Reminds me of a line in a music video...

'I'm bilingual (pronounced biligyou-al)....I can't speak in 2 different languages'


idea does drunk and sober count???
Oct 22, 2010 8:53 AM CST Would you make a good spy?
venere08
venere08venere08Puglia and Autumn, South Australia Australia121 Threads 2 Polls 9,996 Posts
enjay: I spy with my little oh


You're in.

Not sure why, but they need the numbers!laugh
Oct 22, 2010 8:55 AM CST Would you make a good spy?
ohnuts1
ohnuts1ohnuts1brisbane, Queensland Australia4 Threads 2,101 Posts
i got the shades but everything else im farkedcool cool laugh
Oct 22, 2010 8:55 AM CST Would you make a good spy?
venere08
venere08venere08Puglia and Autumn, South Australia Australia121 Threads 2 Polls 9,996 Posts
Shell225: Did you say 'Undercoverwear'???

isnt that a line of undies??

Im up for that.. putting me hottie hot toshie in some knickers...

As for that fact I know all the secrets of half the lying scum cold heartedmen of Brissie... I reckon they'd make a buck from my little stories ..


Yep, the latest in the line of hard wearing undies!

a bit like Yakka overallsrolling on the floor laughing
Oct 22, 2010 8:57 AM CST Would you make a good spy?
venere08
venere08venere08Puglia and Autumn, South Australia Australia121 Threads 2 Polls 9,996 Posts
Shell225: does drunk and sober count???


Yer mean, when your drunk, you gotta make it look like you're sober???

Great skill to have Shell. You're definitely ASIO material.cheers innocent cheers innocent
Oct 22, 2010 8:57 AM CST Would you make a good spy?
Shell225
Shell225Shell225Brisbane, Queensland Australia26 Threads 8,572 Posts
venere08: Yep, the latest in the line of hard wearing undies!

a bit like Yakka overalls


banana Awesome.. hard wearing undies

rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing

Im so sorry.. there is so much more I could post... I just have to get myself together.. rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
Oct 22, 2010 8:58 AM CST Would you make a good spy?
enjay
enjayenjaywairarapa, Wellington New Zealand192 Posts
venere08: You're in.

Not sure why, but they need the numbers!
Cool do i get a gunhole
Oct 22, 2010 9:00 AM CST Would you make a good spy?
Shell225
Shell225Shell225Brisbane, Queensland Australia26 Threads 8,572 Posts
enjay: Cool do i get a gun


NO....but does that bulge mean youre pleased to see me?? love
Oct 22, 2010 9:01 AM CST Would you make a good spy?
venere08
venere08venere08Puglia and Autumn, South Australia Australia121 Threads 2 Polls 9,996 Posts
ohnuts1: i got the shades but everything else im farked


Well, shades is good. And what you think makes you farked, might be just what thye're looking for.

Wot about wearing a trench coat. They might ask yer to wear one of those, then you can go off hiding behind trees.grin

detective
Oct 22, 2010 9:01 AM CST Would you make a good spy?
Shell225
Shell225Shell225Brisbane, Queensland Australia26 Threads 8,572 Posts
venere08: Yer mean, when your drunk, you gotta make it look like you're sober???

Great skill to have Shell. You're definitely ASIO material.


Of corst Im slober... why dwo syou swask??
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