Took a bird home after a night clubbing last night. After a few drinks at mine, we went upstairs. While we were taking our clothes off a voice came from the bed and said, "I hope that's not that fat bird from last week." The bird said," What the hell was that?" I said, "It's that bloody memory foam mattress"
patmac: Took a bird home after a night clubbing last night. After a few drinks at mine, we went upstairs. While we were taking our clothes off a voice came from the bed and said, "I hope that's not that fat bird from last week." The bird said," What the hell was that?" I said, "It's that bloody memory foam mattress"
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patmac: Took a bird home after a night clubbing last night. After a few drinks at mine, we went upstairs. While we were taking our clothes off a voice came from the bed and said, "I hope that's not that fat bird from last week." The bird said," What the hell was that?" I said, "It's that bloody memory foam mattress"
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After a few drinks at mine, we went upstairs.
While we were taking our clothes off a voice came from the bed and said,
"I hope that's not that fat bird from last week."
The bird said," What the hell was that?"
I said, "It's that bloody memory foam mattress"