The art of social interaction is a very delicate one, and everyone should know when to stay and when to call it a night. Whether at a house party or at your favorite bar, a timely departure is a beautiful thing. Conversely, staying a bit too long can often end in disaster.
You know it's time to go home when...
In your last trip to "pee" you realize you look more like Tammy Faye Baker than the goddess you were just four hours ago
FunRedhead: The art of social interaction is a very delicate one, and everyone should know when to stay and when to call it a night. Whether at a house party or at your favorite bar, a timely departure is a beautiful thing. Conversely, staying a bit too long can often end in disaster.
You know it's time to go home when... In your last trip to "pee" you realize you look more like Tammy Faye Baker than the goddess you were just four hours ago
on ur last trip to pee you wondered why you looked like a 6 foot 5 bald gym freak..then realised it was the guy in the mirror stood behind you in the gents!
The art of social interaction is a very delicate one, and everyone should know when to stay and when to call it a night. Whether at a house party or at your favorite bar, a timely departure is a beautiful thing. Conversely, staying a bit too long can often end in disaster.
You know it's time to go home when... In your last trip to "pee" you realize you look more like Tammy Faye Baker than the goddess you were just four hours ago
Depends! If I don't like the host, I'll make up any (lame) excuse to get out or would just find a comfy chair and promptly fall asleep,
otherwise, I know it's time to go home when...
...the host have their boot planted firmly on my butt...
MerriweatherAdelaide, South Australia Australia11,403 posts
solsticemoon: on ur last trip to pee you wondered why you looked like a 6 foot 5 bald gym freak..then realised it was the guy in the mirror stood behind you in the gents!
on ur last trip to pee you wondered why on earth did I bring me drink with me... or was it someones elses.. or was it one that I just happened to pick up on the way...
OMG...that isn't me.. please tell me this aint me... help..get me home... I want me jim jams...
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You know it's time to go home when...
In your last trip to "pee" you realize you look more like Tammy Faye Baker than the goddess you were just four hours ago