Relationship Supermarket (42)

Nov 5, 2010 4:01 AM CST Relationship Supermarket
GoGirl1302
GoGirl1302GoGirl1302Sunshine Coast, Queensland Australia21 Threads 618 Posts
I cant help but think that membership on online sites have placed myself on a supermarket shelf - Where i will be picked up and examined like someone looking at the ingredients on a can of soup. With every person that looks at my ingredients scanning thru to see if there is anything there thats not palletable,,,I can picture this supermarket with all the normal trimmings of your local woolworths,,,you would still have the big dislpays with all the perfect cans displayed with precision in a huge end of aisle display ,,,,and as always you would have your weekly specials and for the unlucky few the reduced to clear bins ,,

As we all cruise around with our wobbly trolleys in hand, we are all checking our items to make sure we aren't allergic to any of the ingredients. I can see those people with the packet opened and nibbling on one of their selections while they finish their shopping.

I can imagine being plucked from my shelf and thrown into a trolley and thinking this is it ,,,only to be thrown back onto a shelf far away from my area to be replaced by a shinier can with more ingredients ,,,

Do i throw myself into the reduced to clear bin , in the hope for a quick sale ?
Should i release a product recall, and remove myself from the shelves ?
Will i place myself between the magazines and batteries ,looking for the impulse buy ?

As we are normally first attracted to the person we see rather than the person they are you will find me shopping where all the cans have no labels ,in the pure hope that i find that one in a million ,,,,,happy shopping folks and good luck finding a park!

heart beating
Nov 5, 2010 4:11 AM CST Relationship Supermarket
GoGirl1302
GoGirl1302GoGirl1302Sunshine Coast, Queensland Australia21 Threads 618 Posts
rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing

love it lol

no haven't tried MenBay I mean eBay lol Have you blossom? lol

wuvs the baby koala awwwwwwwwww factor :)
Nov 5, 2010 4:15 AM CST Relationship Supermarket
GoGirl1302: love it lol

no haven't tried MenBay I mean eBay lol Have you blossom? lol

wuvs the baby koala awwwwwwwwww factor :)



laugh Keep forgetting Ive got the pic up .. it's kinda like when you're having a D & M with someone at Christmas, you go to the loo, look in the mirror and realise you still have the stupid paper hat out of the bonbons on your head laugh
Nov 5, 2010 4:23 AM CST Relationship Supermarket
bjsss: Handicapped.. maybe, Farked.. definitely.



There's always an exception to the rule bj cheers howsya been, haven't seen you around for ages grin
Nov 5, 2010 4:27 AM CST Relationship Supermarket
bjsss
bjsssbjsssMelbourne, Victoria Australia5 Threads 3,536 Posts
serene56: There's always an exception to the rule bj howsya been, haven't seen you around for ages


Hey serene hug i`m doing ok, hows you and puppy going??
Nov 5, 2010 4:29 AM CST Relationship Supermarket
Twodawgz
TwodawgzTwodawgzmelbourne, Victoria Australia4 Threads 4,009 Posts
serene56: There's always an exception to the rule bj howsya been, haven't seen you around for ages


That reminds me of a mate that used slap me on the back and say hows ya back jack and then grab me by the ears and say i haven't seen ya in ears and ears and then lunges at me nose and say but i still nose ya..Gawd it used to piss me off..laugh
Nov 5, 2010 4:33 AM CST Relationship Supermarket
Twodawgz: That reminds me of a mate that used slap me on the back and say hows ya back jack and then grab me by the ears and say i haven't seen ya in ears and ears and then lunges at me nose and say but i still nose ya..Gawd it used to piss me off..


laugh
Nov 5, 2010 4:35 AM CST Relationship Supermarket
ohnuts1
ohnuts1ohnuts1brisbane, Queensland Australia4 Threads 2,101 Posts
GoGirl1302: I cant help but think that membership on online sites have placed myself on a supermarket shelf - Where i will be picked up and examined like someone looking at the ingredients on a can of soup. With every person that looks at my ingredients scanning thru to see if there is anything there thats not palletable,,,I can picture this supermarket with all the normal trimmings of your local woolworths,,,you would still have the big dislpays with all the perfect cans displayed with precision in a huge end of aisle display ,,,,and as always you would have your weekly specials and for the unlucky few the reduced to clear bins ,,

As we all cruise around with our wobbly trolleys in hand, we are all checking our items to make sure we aren't allergic to any of the ingredients. I can see those people with the packet opened and nibbling on one of their selections while they finish their shopping.

I can imagine being plucked from my shelf and thrown into a trolley and thinking this is it ,,,only to be thrown back onto a shelf far away from my area to be replaced by a shinier can with more ingredients ,,,

Do i throw myself into the reduced to clear bin , in the hope for a quick sale ?
Should i release a product recall, and remove myself from the shelves ?
Will i place myself between the magazines and batteries ,looking for the impulse buy ?

As we are normally first attracted to the person we see rather than the person they are you will find me shopping where all the cans have no labels ,in the pure hope that i find that one in a million ,,,,,happy shopping folks and good luck finding a park!
u also have to be careful where u shop dunno i mean are u shopping in woolies or aldis
Nov 5, 2010 4:43 AM CST Relationship Supermarket
ohnuts1: u also have to be careful where u shop i mean are u shopping in woolies or aldis



Can anyone tell me what's with ALDIS doh

I mean, it's all unheard of brands, packaged with labels that look like well-known brands laugh And you can never get everything you need in there and have to go to Coles or Woolies anyway laugh

As if grocery shopping isn't bad enough, why do it to yourself .. is it about the $19.95 snowskis or the $15 personal DVD players or what dunno

laugh
Nov 5, 2010 4:55 AM CST Relationship Supermarket
ohnuts1
ohnuts1ohnuts1brisbane, Queensland Australia4 Threads 2,101 Posts
Can anyone tell me what's with ALDIS

I mean, it's all unheard of brands, packaged with labels that look like well-known brands And you can never get everything you need in there and have to go to Coles or Woolies anyway

i cant comment serene we used to have them in the uk,but we havent got them here in the little old backwater of adelaide yet laugh
Nov 5, 2010 5:39 AM CST Relationship Supermarket
vodla3
vodla3vodla3Rockhampton, Queensland Australia282 Posts
GoGirl1302: I cant help but think that membership on online sites have placed myself on a supermarket shelf - Where i will be picked up and examined like someone looking at the ingredients on a can of soup. With every person that looks at my ingredients scanning thru to see if there is anything there thats not palletable,,,I can picture this supermarket with all the normal trimmings of your local woolworths,,,you would still have the big dislpays with all the perfect cans displayed with precision in a huge end of aisle display ,,,,and as always you would have your weekly specials and for the unlucky few the reduced to clear bins ,,

As we all cruise around with our wobbly trolleys in hand, we are all checking our items to make sure we aren't allergic to any of the ingredients. I can see those people with the packet opened and nibbling on one of their selections while they finish their shopping.

I can imagine being plucked from my shelf and thrown into a trolley and thinking this is it ,,,only to be thrown back onto a shelf far away from my area to be replaced by a shinier can with more ingredients ,,,

Do i throw myself into the reduced to clear bin , in the hope for a quick sale ?
Should i release a product recall, and remove myself from the shelves ?
Will i place myself between the magazines and batteries ,looking for the impulse buy ?

As we are normally first attracted to the person we see rather than the person they are you will find me shopping where all the cans have no labels ,in the pure hope that i find that one in a million ,,,,,happy shopping folks and good luck finding a park!
How can be otherwise..?!
By the way,have you $ tag and price negotiable ?banana
Nov 5, 2010 6:15 AM CST Relationship Supermarket
blondeozichick
blondeozichickblondeozichickMelbourne, Victoria Australia19 Threads 1 Polls 1,355 Posts
GoGirl1302: I cant help but think that membership on online sites have placed myself on a supermarket shelf - Where i will be picked up and examined like someone looking at the ingredients on a can of soup. With every person that looks at my ingredients scanning thru to see if there is anything there thats not palletable,,,I can picture this supermarket with all the normal trimmings of your local woolworths,,,you would still have the big dislpays with all the perfect cans displayed with precision in a huge end of aisle display ,,,,and as always you would have your weekly specials and for the unlucky few the reduced to clear bins ,,

As we all cruise around with our wobbly trolleys in hand, we are all checking our items to make sure we aren't allergic to any of the ingredients. I can see those people with the packet opened and nibbling on one of their selections while they finish their shopping.

I can imagine being plucked from my shelf and thrown into a trolley and thinking this is it ,,,only to be thrown back onto a shelf far away from my area to be replaced by a shinier can with more ingredients ,,,

Do i throw myself into the reduced to clear bin , in the hope for a quick sale ?
Should i release a product recall, and remove myself from the shelves ?
Will i place myself between the magazines and batteries ,looking for the impulse buy ?

As we are normally first attracted to the person we see rather than the person they are you will find me shopping where all the cans have no labels ,in the pure hope that i find that one in a million ,,,,,happy shopping folks and good luck finding a park!


stop looking and the right person will find you .. the more you search.. the more you find the wrong ones.. guess its like picking fruit... you find a few rotten ones before you find the nice sweet ones dunno

but im probably not the best person to give advice on meeting men cos I dont wanna meet any.. laugh

life is so much sweeter when I only have myself to worry about... I am tired of the relationship game.. have been for a long long time yawn
Nov 5, 2010 8:42 AM CST Relationship Supermarket
psuedonym
psuedonympsuedonymadelaide, South Australia Australia15 Threads 1 Polls 1,203 Posts
GoGirl1302: I cant help but think that membership on online sites have placed myself on a supermarket shelf - Where i will be picked up and examined like someone looking at the ingredients on a can of soup. With every person that looks at my ingredients scanning thru to see if there is anything there thats not palletable,,,I can picture this supermarket with all the normal trimmings of your local woolworths,,,you would still have the big dislpays with all the perfect cans displayed with precision in a huge end of aisle display ,,,,and as always you would have your weekly specials and for the unlucky few the reduced to clear bins ,,

As we all cruise around with our wobbly trolleys in hand, we are all checking our items to make sure we aren't allergic to any of the ingredients. I can see those people with the packet opened and nibbling on one of their selections while they finish their shopping.

I can imagine being plucked from my shelf and thrown into a trolley and thinking this is it ,,,only to be thrown back onto a shelf far away from my area to be replaced by a shinier can with more ingredients ,,,

Do i throw myself into the reduced to clear bin , in the hope for a quick sale ?
Should i release a product recall, and remove myself from the shelves ?
Will i place myself between the magazines and batteries ,looking for the impulse buy ?

As we are normally first attracted to the person we see rather than the person they are you will find me shopping where all the cans have no labels ,in the pure hope that i find that one in a million ,,,,,happy shopping folks and good luck finding a park!


IMHO you think too much and type way too much to keep me interested in reading to the last word, so i skimp. maybe if you spent less time typing you'd have more time to meet men at the usual joints and not have to put yourself on a supermarket shelf. (keep an eye out for the guy with bananas in the top of his trolley)
Nov 5, 2010 12:54 PM CST Relationship Supermarket
GoGirl1302
GoGirl1302GoGirl1302Sunshine Coast, Queensland Australia21 Threads 618 Posts
haha
psuedonym: IMHO you think too much and type way too much to keep me interested in reading to the last word, so i skimp. maybe if you spent less time typing you'd have more time to meet men at the usual joints and not have to put yourself on a supermarket shelf. (keep an eye out for the guy with bananas in the top of his trolley)


rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing

is all good if u believe everything u read u r one very naieve forum user hun lol

loosen up lol
Nov 5, 2010 3:11 PM CST Relationship Supermarket
Shell225
Shell225Shell225Brisbane, Queensland Australia26 Threads 8,572 Posts
serene56: Can anyone tell me what's with ALDIS

I mean, it's all unheard of brands, packaged with labels that look like well-known brands And you can never get everything you need in there and have to go to Coles or Woolies anyway

As if grocery shopping isn't bad enough, why do it to yourself .. is it about the $19.95 snowskis or the $15 personal DVD players or what


maybe they are the scammers of the supermarket - dating analogy?
Nov 5, 2010 3:17 PM CST Relationship Supermarket
Shell225
Shell225Shell225Brisbane, Queensland Australia26 Threads 8,572 Posts
psuedonym: IMHO you think too much and type way too much to keep me interested in reading to the last word, so i skimp. maybe if you spent less time typing you'd have more time to meet men at the usual joints and not have to put yourself on a supermarket shelf. (keep an eye out for the guy with bananas in the top of his trolley)


They say that the best place to meet single people is actually in the supermarket. You can stalk male/female shoppers, check them out from all angles. Of course you have to check out their trolley contents as Psuedo has suggested. Small serving sizes does suggest a single man/woman... No fruit or vegies - bad eating habits ... everything homebrand - yer not gonna get that date to an expensive resturant ... cheap loo paper - run forrest run...

Dont stalk the fellas who have feminine hygiene products in their trolleys.. rolling on the floor laughing
Nov 5, 2010 6:09 PM CST Relationship Supermarket
bonsai
bonsaibonsaiseymour, Victoria Australia18 Threads 510 Posts
Written with humour but oh so true. I fell off my chair rolling on the floor laughing laughing so now i am dinted and in the "reduced to clear bin". crying Soon i will get moved to "past use by date". moping
Nov 5, 2010 6:13 PM CST Relationship Supermarket
blondeozichick
blondeozichickblondeozichickMelbourne, Victoria Australia19 Threads 1 Polls 1,355 Posts
Shell225: They say that the best place to meet single people is actually in the supermarket. You can stalk male/female shoppers, check them out from all angles. Of course you have to check out their trolley contents as Psuedo has suggested. Small serving sizes does suggest a single man/woman... No fruit or vegies - bad eating habits ... everything homebrand - yer not gonna get that date to an expensive resturant ... cheap loo paper - run forrest run...

Dont stalk the fellas who have feminine hygiene products in their trolleys..



holy cow... your trips to the supermarket are wayyyyyyyyyyyyy different to mine then rolling on the floor laughing

I dont notice what is in anyone elses trolley dunno ... I am too busy trying to find the bargains and keeping track of how much I am spending laugh
Nov 5, 2010 6:18 PM CST Relationship Supermarket
bonsai
bonsaibonsaiseymour, Victoria Australia18 Threads 510 Posts
psuedonym: IMHO you think too much and type way too much to keep me interested in reading to the last word, so i skimp. maybe if you spent less time typing you'd have more time to meet men at the usual joints and not have to put yourself on a supermarket shelf. (keep an eye out for the guy with bananas in the top of his trolley)
Your on a shelf like the rest of us at the moment sweetheart. tongue
Nov 5, 2010 6:36 PM CST Relationship Supermarket
blondeozichick
blondeozichickblondeozichickMelbourne, Victoria Australia19 Threads 1 Polls 1,355 Posts
bonsai: Your on a shelf like the rest of us at the moment sweetheart.



laugh actually he isn't.. he is in a relationship and is very happy and in love with his lady too grin


he deserves it tho.. he is a lovely man bouquet
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