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Nov 7, 2010 9:37 PM CST What's the most embarrassing thing that's happened on a date.
woodzchick
woodzchickwoodzchickCallands, Virginia USA38 Threads 1 Polls 2,006 Posts
I went out with a guy not too long ago. He took me out to eat. When I opened the door to get out at the restaurant all the cans and trash in his floor board fell out in the parking lot. HOW embarrassing! doh Not to mention you could of given the guy a straw to eat.....he inhaled it!

Same week this guy asks me to help him drag a deer out of the woods he just killed. I ride over to the field. What happens?.....I open the door to get out and cans fall out again. I had to say something this time, especially since he lives across from the dumpsters. All he had to do was drive across the road and clean out the truck before picking me up.

Don't get me wrong....I live down a dirt road and my car stays dirty most of the time. I can tolerate certain things, but the cans falling out every time I opened the door just made me ill. Didn't go out with the guy again.

What's your story?
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Nov 8, 2010 1:30 AM CST What's the most embarrassing thing that's happened on a date.
Elmorya
ElmoryaElmoryaMidrand, Gauteng South Africa5 Threads 484 Posts
I think you should stop dating Rednecks & broaden your horizons a bit!

devil
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Nov 8, 2010 1:42 AM CST What's the most embarrassing thing that's happened on a date.
JSuburbia
JSuburbiaJSuburbiaOrbisonia, Pennsylvania USA17 Threads 2,518 Posts
Elmorya: I think you should stop dating Rednecks & broaden your horizons a bit!
contrary to popular opinion, although I am not one, there are plenty of nice "rednecks".


This guy just happened to be a slob...Not her fault
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Nov 8, 2010 1:47 AM CST What's the most embarrassing thing that's happened on a date.
methinks
methinksmethinkswexford, Wexford Ireland7 Threads 1 Polls 561 Posts
Elmorya: I think you should stop dating Rednecks & broaden your horizons a bit!
hello Elmorya wave ex Egoli here. When i visit home i certainly get a "red neck" the sun - that big thing in the sky burns right thru me !
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Nov 8, 2010 1:49 AM CST What's the most embarrassing thing that's happened on a date.
tomcatwarne
tomcatwarnetomcatwarneOcean City, Plumouth, Devon, England UK289 Threads 7 Polls 17,106 Posts
I went on a date with a girl I was really trying to impress, we had dinner wine the lot, when it came time for the bill I realised I'd left credit card at home, embarassed or what, she paid and of course I paid her back, but my stock went to 0 in her eyes. I still sting sometimes remembering that.
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Nov 8, 2010 1:53 AM CST What's the most embarrassing thing that's happened on a date.
lonelywoman55
lonelywoman55lonelywoman55scranton, Pennsylvania USA3 Threads 3,618 Posts
JSuburbia: contrary to popular opinion, although I am not one, there are plenty of nice "rednecks".This guy just happened to be a slob...Not her fault

thumbs up thumbs up thumbs up hug cheers
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Nov 8, 2010 1:53 AM CST What's the most embarrassing thing that's happened on a date.
JSuburbia
JSuburbiaJSuburbiaOrbisonia, Pennsylvania USA17 Threads 2,518 Posts
tomcatwarne: I went on a date with a girl I was really trying to impress, we had dinner wine the lot, when it came time for the bill I realised I'd left credit card at home, embarassed or what, she paid and of course I paid her back, but my stock went to 0 in her eyes. I still sting sometimes remembering that.



ouch that sucks..sorry to hear that...Just how the game is played I suppose...Sucks for her, because you seem like a decent guy
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Nov 8, 2010 2:03 AM CST What's the most embarrassing thing that's happened on a date.
lucynad
lucynadlucynadSunny city, Sicilia Italy7 Threads 2,431 Posts
i don't date, but...

i have just received this email and i felt kinda embarassed though it cracked me up as well...i move on a dating scene like a bull in a china shop...

"Hello Lucy

I am Jack my dear ! Robert must be someone else lol.

Jack"



i have obviously changed the names...
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Nov 8, 2010 2:05 AM CST What's the most embarrassing thing that's happened on a date.
JSuburbia
JSuburbiaJSuburbiaOrbisonia, Pennsylvania USA17 Threads 2,518 Posts
lucynad: i don't date, but...

i have just received this email and i felt kinda embarassed though it cracked me up as well...i move on a dating scene like a bull in a china shop...

"Hello Lucy

I am Jack my dear ! Robert must be someone else lol.

Jack"
i have obviously changed the names...




So many men ya can't keep track of themrolling on the floor laughing
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Nov 8, 2010 2:11 AM CST What's the most embarrassing thing that's happened on a date.
lucynad
lucynadlucynadSunny city, Sicilia Italy7 Threads 2,431 Posts
JSuburbia: So many men ya can't keep track of them


that could give a hint, though why some men tend to adress women with "hello sweetie"... no risk of mistake grin
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Nov 8, 2010 2:17 AM CST What's the most embarrassing thing that's happened on a date.
JSuburbia
JSuburbiaJSuburbiaOrbisonia, Pennsylvania USA17 Threads 2,518 Posts
lucynad: that could give a hint, though why some men tend to adress women with "hello sweetie"... no risk of mistake



see, that proves us men aren't ENTIRELY stupid...





just partially
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Nov 8, 2010 2:22 AM CST What's the most embarrassing thing that's happened on a date.
Elmorya
ElmoryaElmoryaMidrand, Gauteng South Africa5 Threads 484 Posts
JSuburbia: contrary to popular opinion, although I am not one, there are plenty of nice "rednecks".This guy just happened to be a slob...Not her fault


Hey Woodzchick - No offense, was only kidding! There, there don't cry now »»> hands tissue over ««

Redeemed now!bouquet
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Nov 8, 2010 2:25 AM CST What's the most embarrassing thing that's happened on a date.
steve6610
steve6610steve6610Goolwa, South Australia Australia2,184 Posts
woodzchick: I went out with a guy not too long ago. He took me out to eat. When I opened the door to get out at the restaurant all the cans and trash in his floor board fell out in the parking lot. HOW embarrassing! Not to mention you could of given the guy a straw to eat.....he inhaled it!

Same week this guy asks me to help him drag a deer out of the woods he just killed. I ride over to the field. What happens?.....I open the door to get out and cans fall out again. I had to say something this time, especially since he lives across from the dumpsters. All he had to do was drive across the road and clean out the truck before picking me up.

Don't get me wrong....I live down a dirt road and my car stays dirty most of the time. I can tolerate certain things, but the cans falling out every time I opened the door just made me ill. Didn't go out with the guy again.

What's your story?



Taking my date on a country drive in South Australia to Port Pirie for pizza . Now normally this is a dead easy trip anybody can get there just folow the national highway from Adelaide for Approx 3 hours.

But not Steven no he tells his date he knows of a short cut. Which got us hopelessly lost uh oh laugh
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Nov 8, 2010 2:25 AM CST What's the most embarrassing thing that's happened on a date.
JSuburbia
JSuburbiaJSuburbiaOrbisonia, Pennsylvania USA17 Threads 2,518 Posts
steve6610: Taking my date on a country drive in South Australia to Port Pirie for pizza . Now normally this is a dead easy trip anybody can get there just folow the national highway from Adelaide for Approx 3 hours.

But not Steven no he tells his date he knows of a short cut. Which got us hopelessly lost
rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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Nov 8, 2010 2:26 AM CST What's the most embarrassing thing that's happened on a date.
JSuburbia
JSuburbiaJSuburbiaOrbisonia, Pennsylvania USA17 Threads 2,518 Posts
Elmorya: Hey Woodzchick - No offense, was only kidding! There, there don't cry now »»> hands tissue over ««

Redeemed now!



I didn't mean to come off as rude as well, my apologies...handshake
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Nov 8, 2010 2:36 AM CST What's the most embarrassing thing that's happened on a date.
Shell225
Shell225Shell225Brisbane, Queensland Australia26 Threads 8,572 Posts
steve6610: Taking my date on a country drive in South Australia to Port Pirie for pizza . Now normally this is a dead easy trip anybody can get there just folow the national highway from Adelaide for Approx 3 hours.

But not Steven no he tells his date he knows of a short cut. Which got us hopelessly lost


rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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Nov 8, 2010 4:57 AM CST What's the most embarrassing thing that's happened on a date.
thewall2
thewall2thewall2montreal, Quebec Canada61 Threads 10,499 Posts
popcorn
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Nov 8, 2010 5:13 AM CST What's the most embarrassing thing that's happened on a date.
Raynew1959
Raynew1959Raynew1959Barrington, New Hampshire USA120 Threads 2 Polls 2,218 Posts
Went out for dinner while I was with my first wife. We had decided to go to the Mai Kai on Dover Point.

Every now and then during dinner I would glance at the waitresses as they passed.

While waiting for the check, the now ex asked me which one I wanted. When I said all three, she 'bout took my kneecap off when she kicked me. God, that frikken hurtrolling on the floor laughing
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Nov 8, 2010 6:27 AM CST What's the most embarrassing thing that's happened on a date.
whisperingcomet
whisperingcometwhisperingcometmayfield, Kentucky USA14 Threads 70 Posts
and this happened on the busist street in my little town, i laughed all the way home..
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Nov 8, 2010 6:28 AM CST What's the most embarrassing thing that's happened on a date.
Raynew1959
Raynew1959Raynew1959Barrington, New Hampshire USA120 Threads 2 Polls 2,218 Posts
These are not dates but they were funnygrin

I was at one of those fast food places where you walk up to a window and place your order.
There was this well endowed woman wearing a tube top ahead of me. She dropped some change and bent over to pick it up. Well, when she bent over, those puppies jumped out of that toplaugh

While I was at the USCG Air Station Brooklyn, we had a call about an overdue. The woman's husband had taken their sailboat out and hadn't returned.
Being night time, we had to put the nightsun on the helicopter. This light puts out several million candlepower.
After about 45 minutes to an hour of flying along Long Island, we come to this cove where a sailboat is anchored. I have never seen two people move as fast as they did once that nightsun hit them.
It was the husband with another woman, both grabbing clothes rolling on the floor laughing
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