Trying to lighten the mood!! (18)
1FieryRedHeadWestmeath, Ireland37 Threads 1 Polls 949 PostsDriver is stuck in traffic jam on the M50. Nothing is moving. Suddenly a garda knocks on the window. Driver asks whats going on? Garda replies that pensioners have kidnapped Brian Cowen, Brian Lenihan, Mary Harney & a bunch of bankers. They want 30million ransom or they are going to douse them in petrol and set them alight. We are going from car to car taking a collection. Driver asks how much everyone is giving? Garda replies...about a gallon!!! 
1FieryRedHead: Driver is stuck in traffic jam on the M50. Nothing is moving. Suddenly a garda knocks on the window. Driver asks whats going on? Garda replies that pensioners have kidnapped Brian Cowen, Brian Lenihan, Mary Harney & a bunch of bankers. They want 30million ransom or they are going to douse them in petrol and set them alight. We are going from car to car taking a collection. Driver asks how much everyone is giving? Garda replies...about a gallon!!!
Tee hee!
Airport tax is about to be abolished too! Apparently it lost the countery revenue!
1FieryRedHead: Driver is stuck in traffic jam on the M50. Nothing is moving. Suddenly a garda knocks on the window. Driver asks whats going on? Garda replies that pensioners have kidnapped Brian Cowen, Brian Lenihan, Mary Harney & a bunch of bankers. They want 30million ransom or they are going to douse them in petrol and set them alight. We are going from car to car taking a collection. Driver asks how much everyone is giving? Garda replies...about a gallon!!!
If only we could, if only
Hi Firey
blarneykite: If only we could, if only
Hi Firey
Hi Firey
The government have thought about this one. The price of petrol is to be raised so high you'll need a mortgage....and the banks ain't giving out mortgages!
Godsgift: Tee hee!
Airport tax is about to be abolished too! Apparently it lost the countery revenue!
Airport tax is about to be abolished too! Apparently it lost the countery revenue!
A bit of good news so!
blarneykite: If only we could, if only
Hi Firey
Hi Firey
Well maybe we could??!!
Hi Blarney
Due to budget costs, the light at the end of the tunnel has been turned off.
sugar77: Due to budget costs, the light at the end of the tunnel has been turned off.
Indeed, but it's still an oncoming train... so look out
sugar77: Due to budget costs, the light at the end of the tunnel has been turned off.
The light at the end of the tunnel was actually a train coming and about to hit us!
sugar77: Due to budget costs, the light at the end of the tunnel has been turned off.
Am stealing this one sugar!!
1FieryRedHead: Am stealing this one sugar!!
Go for it...
sugar77: Due to budget costs, the light at the end of the tunnel has been turned off.
lol love it 
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1FieryRedHead: Driver is stuck in traffic jam on the M50. Nothing is moving. Suddenly a garda knocks on the window. Driver asks whats going on? Garda replies that pensioners have kidnapped Brian Cowen, Brian Lenihan, Mary Harney & a bunch of bankers. They want 30million ransom or they are going to douse them in petrol and set them alight. We are going from car to car taking a collection. Driver asks how much everyone is giving? Garda replies...about a gallon!!!
can i nick this for my facebook page ?? it's class martini100: can i nick this for my facebook page ?? it's class
No bother! Its good alrite!
dellboy2010: hello love that .................. very good
1FieryRedHead: No bother! Its good alrite!
Brillaint !!
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