funny dodge emails :) (55)

Dec 11, 2010 4:47 AM CST funny dodge emails :)
decentskin2010
decentskin2010decentskin2010Dublin, Ireland10 Threads 96 Posts
From: tiffaneylw8025
28 yr-old woman, Boston, Massachusetts USA
Date: 16 hours ago
Subject: hello...


hello...

give me a chance to get to know you better and I also have much to tell you. Unforttunately, I couldn't do it right now. Write me on gerlsingles @ y a h o o . c o m.
I hope to receive from you a prompt reply.


yes she ( if it even is a she) really sounds american eh!!?? ha
Dec 11, 2010 4:56 AM CST funny dodge emails :)
lisamona
lisamonalisamonadublin, Dublin Ireland6 Threads 26 Posts
hahahahaha funnyrolling on the floor laughing
Dec 11, 2010 5:07 AM CST funny dodge emails :)
decentskin2010
decentskin2010decentskin2010Dublin, Ireland10 Threads 96 Posts
lisamona: hahahahaha funny

i know its classic :)
one time before i had a girl in thailand talking to me
wanting money and all
told her i was the king of ireland :)ha
Dec 11, 2010 5:14 AM CST funny dodge emails :)
lisamona
lisamonalisamonadublin, Dublin Ireland6 Threads 26 Posts
rolling on the floor laughing
Dec 12, 2010 5:15 AM CST funny dodge emails :)
lisamona
lisamonalisamonadublin, Dublin Ireland6 Threads 26 Posts
rolling on the floor laughing
Dec 12, 2010 5:22 AM CST funny dodge emails :)
skyblue43: He found your weakness!!


Feeling bit weak - went into my msn and one lovely guy had decided that I was obviously craving more of him than a girl would normally expect to see on a Sunday morning - rather than having the effect he hoped it's just put me off my Donnelly's jumbo. moping
When will guys learn we have a much better imagination than they do and trust me this would have better left to the imagination laugh
Dec 12, 2010 5:27 AM CST funny dodge emails :)
skyblue43
skyblue43skyblue43Dublin, Meath Ireland30 Threads 1 Polls 5,980 Posts
sally101: Feeling bit weak - went into my msn and one lovely guy had decided that I was obviously craving more of him than a girl would normally expect to see on a Sunday morning - rather than having the effect he hoped it's just put me off my Donnelly's jumbo.
When will guys learn we have a much better imagination than they do and trust me this would have better left to the imagination


Yeah I was wondering the same thing on the day there was a thread about some guy mailing lots of women who had his dangly bits on show. Can't really work out why some of the women don't do the same for us! uh oh uh oh
Dec 12, 2010 5:33 AM CST funny dodge emails :)
It's the "well what do you think?" tag line with the pic that really had me laughing.
Cos it aint pretty even if you tie a bow around it, besides the guys who are good at it know how to make ya beg for it, not lob it out over the online equivalent of a kitchen chat at a party. rolling on the floor laughing
Dec 12, 2010 5:36 AM CST funny dodge emails :)
JustLittleMe
JustLittleMeJustLittleMeDublin, Wicklow Ireland115 Threads 7 Polls 2,280 Posts
sally101: It's the "well what do you think?" tag line with the pic that really had me laughing.
Cos it aint pretty even if you tie a bow around it, besides the guys who are good at it know how to make ya beg for it, not lob it out over the online equivalent of a kitchen chat at a party.


rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing You so right, the men who know how to use it dont need brag about it
Dec 12, 2010 5:51 AM CST funny dodge emails :)
Aadheen
AadheenAadheenTipp, Tipperary Ireland4 Threads 455 Posts
hello

hi how are you ? i m saif from kuwait . can we be friends and try to know each other better and see if thing work for us and if we can fall in love and see if our love can take us to long terms relationship,,? so can you give a chance to our hearts?

waiting for yours reply

thanks

saif
Dec 12, 2010 5:53 AM CST funny dodge emails :)
skyblue43
skyblue43skyblue43Dublin, Meath Ireland30 Threads 1 Polls 5,980 Posts
Aadheen: hello

hi how are you ? i m saif from kuwait . can we be friends and try to know each other better and see if thing work for us and if we can fall in love and see if our love can take us to long terms relationship,,? so can you give a chance to our hearts?

waiting for yours reply

thanks

saif


How could you say no to such heartfelt sentiments? dunno
Dec 12, 2010 5:58 AM CST funny dodge emails :)
JustLittleMe
JustLittleMeJustLittleMeDublin, Wicklow Ireland115 Threads 7 Polls 2,280 Posts
hi

I hope that we recognize the near

I may be in Ireland during the month to study English and Ph.D.

I'll be frank with you

If you are able to move to Ireland

We could command Messenger

*********@hotmail.com


Ahmad
Dec 12, 2010 6:03 AM CST funny dodge emails :)
Aadheen
AadheenAadheenTipp, Tipperary Ireland4 Threads 455 Posts
JustLittleMe: hi

I hope that we recognize the near

I may be in Ireland during the month to study English and Ph.D.

I'll be frank with you

If you are able to move to Ireland

We could command Messenger

*********@hotmail.comAhmad


Love that...'we could command Messenger'
Dec 12, 2010 6:04 AM CST funny dodge emails :)
Aadheen
AadheenAadheenTipp, Tipperary Ireland4 Threads 455 Posts
skyblue43: How could you say no to such heartfelt sentiments?



Hard I'm telling you dancing
Dec 12, 2010 6:05 AM CST funny dodge emails :)
skyblue43
skyblue43skyblue43Dublin, Meath Ireland30 Threads 1 Polls 5,980 Posts
Aadheen: Hard I'm telling you


Ah sometimes I wonder if women possess a heart at all...dunno laugh
Dec 12, 2010 6:07 AM CST funny dodge emails :)
Aadheen
AadheenAadheenTipp, Tipperary Ireland4 Threads 455 Posts
skyblue43: Ah sometimes I wonder if women possess a heart at all...


Lol not when the same mail is sent to a few hundred profiles in the hope that maybe one of them will reply
Dec 12, 2010 6:08 AM CST funny dodge emails :)
So when are you moving to Ireland to be commanded? rolling on the floor laughing
Dec 12, 2010 6:10 AM CST funny dodge emails :)
skyblue43
skyblue43skyblue43Dublin, Meath Ireland30 Threads 1 Polls 5,980 Posts
Aadheen: Lol not when the same mail is sent to a few hundred profiles in the hope that maybe one of them will reply


Ah no!! I better change my tactics! doh
Dec 12, 2010 6:10 AM CST funny dodge emails :)
skyblue43: Ah sometimes I wonder if women possess a heart at all...


I've got several in the freezer - I sometimes like to treat the cats. grin
Dec 12, 2010 6:12 AM CST funny dodge emails :)
Aadheen
AadheenAadheenTipp, Tipperary Ireland4 Threads 455 Posts
sally101: So when are you moving to Ireland to be commanded?

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