THE TWELVE DAYS OF CHRISTMAS! (7)
bestbefore: Wishing all my C.S. friends a wonderful Christmas and here's my Christmas card for all of you.
On the 1st day of Christmas my true said to me,
I'm glad we bought a turkey and a proper Christmas tree.
On the 2nd day of Christmas much laughter could be heard,
As we tucked into the turkey-a most delicious bird.
On the 3rd day of Christmas we'd friends in from next door
The turkey tasted just as good as the day before.
On the 4th day of Christmas Gran came -she's rather old,
We finished up the Christmas pud and had the turkey cold.
On the 5th day of Christmas outside the snowflakes flurried,
But we were rather warm inside,we had the turkey curried.
On the 6th day of Christmas the turkey spirit died,
The children fought and bickered and we ate the turkey fried.
On the 7th day of Christmas my true love gave a wince,
When he sat down to dinner and was given turkey mince.
On the 8th day of Christmas the dog ran off to shelter,
I served up turkey pancakes and a glass of Alka-Seltzer.
On the 9th day of Christmas poor Dad began to cry,
He said he couldn't stand the strain of eating turkey pie.
On the 10th day of Christmas the air was rather blue,
As everybody grumbled after eating turkey stew.
On the 11th day of Christmas the Christmas tree was moulting,
Mince pies as hard as rock,and the turkey quite revolting.
On the 12th day of Christmas, at last Dad smacked his lips,
The guests had gone,the turkey too,we dined on fish and chips.
Happy Holidays with love
On the 1st day of Christmas my true said to me,
I'm glad we bought a turkey and a proper Christmas tree.
On the 2nd day of Christmas much laughter could be heard,
As we tucked into the turkey-a most delicious bird.
On the 3rd day of Christmas we'd friends in from next door
The turkey tasted just as good as the day before.
On the 4th day of Christmas Gran came -she's rather old,
We finished up the Christmas pud and had the turkey cold.
On the 5th day of Christmas outside the snowflakes flurried,
But we were rather warm inside,we had the turkey curried.
On the 6th day of Christmas the turkey spirit died,
The children fought and bickered and we ate the turkey fried.
On the 7th day of Christmas my true love gave a wince,
When he sat down to dinner and was given turkey mince.
On the 8th day of Christmas the dog ran off to shelter,
I served up turkey pancakes and a glass of Alka-Seltzer.
On the 9th day of Christmas poor Dad began to cry,
He said he couldn't stand the strain of eating turkey pie.
On the 10th day of Christmas the air was rather blue,
As everybody grumbled after eating turkey stew.
On the 11th day of Christmas the Christmas tree was moulting,
Mince pies as hard as rock,and the turkey quite revolting.
On the 12th day of Christmas, at last Dad smacked his lips,
The guests had gone,the turkey too,we dined on fish and chips.
Happy Holidays with love
Merry christmas and a happy new year
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Have a good one, BB 
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Buon Natale (happy christmas in italian) BB!
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oui..a hungry santa here! pls pass this santa some good roasted turkey pls!
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Happy XMas BB.........Wishing you and yours all the best for 2011
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Merry Christmas Best!
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On the 1st day of Christmas my true said to me,
I'm glad we bought a turkey and a proper Christmas tree.
On the 2nd day of Christmas much laughter could be heard,
As we tucked into the turkey-a most delicious bird.
On the 3rd day of Christmas we'd friends in from next door
The turkey tasted just as good as the day before.
On the 4th day of Christmas Gran came -she's rather old,
We finished up the Christmas pud and had the turkey cold.
On the 5th day of Christmas outside the snowflakes flurried,
But we were rather warm inside,we had the turkey curried.
On the 6th day of Christmas the turkey spirit died,
The children fought and bickered and we ate the turkey fried.
On the 7th day of Christmas my true love gave a wince,
When he sat down to dinner and was given turkey mince.
On the 8th day of Christmas the dog ran off to shelter,
I served up turkey pancakes and a glass of Alka-Seltzer.
On the 9th day of Christmas poor Dad began to cry,
He said he couldn't stand the strain of eating turkey pie.
On the 10th day of Christmas the air was rather blue,
As everybody grumbled after eating turkey stew.
On the 11th day of Christmas the Christmas tree was moulting,
Mince pies as hard as rock,and the turkey quite revolting.
On the 12th day of Christmas, at last Dad smacked his lips,
The guests had gone,the turkey too,we dined on fish and chips.
Happy Holidays with love