ozzpom&sail`s garden fence theard.... (500)
0rpheus: Hi Pisceslady
I shall keep my ears out of the sun, probably have to fit flaps to my cap though. Glad to see you've not headed for the hills especially now you have a quiet garden to enjoy.
NOw then Mr. Hull, I believe they have those caps available in the shops! They are called Sherlock Holmes!!!I shall keep my ears out of the sun, probably have to fit flaps to my cap though. Glad to see you've not headed for the hills especially now you have a quiet garden to enjoy.
Yes the Garden is looking good thanks to the efforts of Mr. L. he is the chief in charge.
HUCKLEBERRY!!!!! TOP HAT TAILS LIMO ordered how does one address this katy girl
leisure07: HUCKLEBERRY!!!!! TOP HAT TAILS LIMO ordered how does one address this katy girl
Time to break out the BabyCham well its the cheap version still as the sun is up in Brum here we go time to enjoy our time!! whahoooo! party time. 
Sailfree: Time to break out the BabyCham well its the cheap version still as the sun is up in Brum here we go time to enjoy our time!! whahoooo! party time.
Have my Posh Frock and heading your way...tickets booked
Can't miss the Wedding! 
pisceslady7: Have my Posh Frock and heading your way...tickets booked Can't miss the Wedding!
breaking news rain storms duepisceslady7: Have my Posh Frock and heading your way...tickets booked Can't miss the Wedding!
So happy to hear that, Mrs was gettting worried with Mr.L laying on a bid spread at the Fence for the celebrations, and me with that new hat not out of the box yet! yipeeeeeeeeeeee
leisure07: breaking news rain storms due
Mr.L. better get those Gazebos out and up sharpish! there are 2 you can have from me. 
Sailfree: Mr.L. better get those Gazebos out and up sharpish! there are 2 you can have from me.
Let's not forget those tasteful wedding tea-towels! One would have thought it was rather crude to wipe one's dishes on Will's and Kate's faces! And blow it all....why the heck did they change the poor girl's name to Catherine??? At least she should be allowed to use her real name! I wonder what they would have done with "Ozzpom"?
Get that hat out Sails. You and I are going to the BALL!! We shall dance around the clothes hoist with abandon! We know how to have a garden party!
pisceslady7: Let's not forget those tasteful wedding tea-towels! One would have thought it was rather crude to wipe one's dishes on Will's and Kate's faces! And blow it all....why the heck did they change the poor girl's name to Catherine??? At least she should be allowed to use her real name! I wonder what they would have done with "Ozzpom"?
Get that hat out Sails. You and I are going to the BALL!! We shall dance around the clothes hoist with abandon! We know how to have a garden party!
Well time to bring along all those bottle of Bailey's cream too! oh yes Mrs. got to get totally cained! and why the hell not. Whahoooo! The powers that be decide and either we abide or else! so who are we to say maybe her name is Catherine and they just call her Kate. Never mind cheers as I down another half pint of the cream stuff. Get that hat out Sails. You and I are going to the BALL!! We shall dance around the clothes hoist with abandon! We know how to have a garden party!
Sailfree: Well time to bring along all those bottle of Bailey's cream too! oh yes Mrs. got to get totally cained! and why the hell not. Whahoooo! The powers that be decide and either we abide or else! so who are we to say maybe her name is Catherine and they just call her Kate. Never mind cheers as I down another half pint of the cream stuff.
Giving alcohol to an already pissed off woman is kind of like pulling the pin on a grenade. You should duck, cover and wait for the inevitable explosion
Giving alcohol to an already pissed off woman is kind of like pulling the pin on a grenade. You should duck, cover and wait for the inevitable explosion[/quote Now wwwwwwww you arrrrrrrrrre sayingggggggg soomeethinnggg just ttt wondeerrrr howwww longg beforrrrrr e the tyhping is ss gonnnnnnnnnne to potttttt nananannnnnna
Sailfree: Giving alcohol to an already pissed off woman is kind of like pulling the pin on a grenade. You should duck, cover and wait for the inevitable explosion[/quote Now wwwwwwww you arrrrrrrrrre sayingggggggg soomeethinnggg just ttt wondeerrrr howwww longg beforrrrrr e the tyhping is ss gonnnnnnnnnne to potttttt nananannnnnna
Too late it seems
Ddddddddddammmmmmnnnn rrrriiiigghhttt tppppp
mooooooooooreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
mooooooooooreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee Sailfree: Ddddddddddammmmmmnnnn rrrriiiigghhttt tppppp mooooooooooreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Mr.L hope the buntings are ready for hanging on the Fence for tomorrow! got the loungers out, buffet in order, and music sorted. I know our chief in charge of ceremonies will not fail us on this Royal Day!! Should we call the TV stations to let them know our party is on? naaaaaaaaa lets just keep it to ourselves. 
william charles philip louis dont forget katy its nearly as long as the leisuremans full title
leisure07: william charles philip louis dont forget katy its nearly as long as the leisuremans full title
Got it Mr.L have the sewing machine still up, so will get on it and make some more buntings pronto!!
invitations to the wedding bash at the fence
so what you gonna wear
plimsolls jeans open sandals thongs speedo`s all banned
so what you gonna wear
plimsolls jeans open sandals thongs speedo`s all banned
leisure07: invitations to the wedding bash at the fence
so what you gonna wear
plimsolls jeans open sandals thongs speedo`s all banned
Mr.L, what on earth are you thinking this is Sail!!so what you gonna wear
plimsolls jeans open sandals thongs speedo`s all banned
Oh Good Grief!!
New dress is ready with hat to go,
the killers are out and ready
with the beautiful seamed stockings!!
Cannot let the Royals leave us behind.
Sailfree: Mr.L, what on earth are you thinking this is Sail!!
Oh Good Grief!!
New dress is ready with hat to go,
the killers are out and ready
with the beautiful seamed stockings!!
Cannot let the Royals leave us behind.
Opps so sorryOh Good Grief!!
New dress is ready with hat to go,
the killers are out and ready
with the beautiful seamed stockings!!
Cannot let the Royals leave us behind.
forgot to mention only best lace lingerie too!! whoooohoooo
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Hi Pisceslady
I shall keep my ears out of the sun, probably have to fit flaps to my cap though. Glad to see you've not headed for the hills especially now you have a quiet garden to enjoy.