Romance 101 (52)
mnowsa: besides, i have heard that women kinda like surprises. so they will get to see my 'special looks' when least expected
Well.. I hate to burst your bubble but without a profile picture it's pretty unlikely you'll be meeting any women from 'here!'
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Now don't mess with our 'sorta' sweet mnowsa, #13... he's here for educational purposes... still not sure whose, but who cares .
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gininitaly: Now don't mess with our 'sorta' sweet mnowsa, #13... he's here for educational purposes... still not sure whose, but who cares .
Ciao Bella.. I bow to your greater understanding!
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cuddles4862: this is too funny and i love it. thanks it gave me a good laugh to sttart off my day.
think stalkers/killers do that stuff lol.------ This thread is Archived ------
Piacere... 
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gininitaly: Now don't mess with our 'sorta' sweet mnowsa, #13... he's here for educational purposes... still not sure whose, but who cares .
oh..thank you, thank you so much for trying to understand me and my purposes
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In response to: women like romance. so this is how men should try to be romantic...
1. women like eye contact. so keep staring at her eyes until tears comes out of them. If she tries to blink, help her keep open her eyes by holding the eye-lids just to show how much you appreciate having eye contact with her.
2. women like flowers. so give them flowers which will make her sneeze while smelling them. As soon as she sneezes, pass her some napkins just to show that you were ready for all kind of situations that may affect her.
3. women want you to show your feelings. so keep some napkins and mix them with 'spirit' while going to movie with her. As soon as she starts crying, you can also put those napkins (full of 'spirit') on your eyes so that your eyes can get teary as well. in that way, she will know how much 'feelings' you really have.
4. women love to know how much you appreciate her beautiful hair. so collect those hair, stuck to her combs' one by one and put them in a basket so that you can show them to her at a later time. In that way, she will know how much you like her beautiful hair.
5. i have heard that women just love to hear from her lover how pretty she really is. so , always keep a poster of her 'photosoped' picture on the wall in your room. if she asks how pretty she really looks, just point to her picture poster so that she knows how much you really appreciate her beauty.
1. women like eye contact. so keep staring at her eyes until tears comes out of them. If she tries to blink, help her keep open her eyes by holding the eye-lids just to show how much you appreciate having eye contact with her.
2. women like flowers. so give them flowers which will make her sneeze while smelling them. As soon as she sneezes, pass her some napkins just to show that you were ready for all kind of situations that may affect her.
3. women want you to show your feelings. so keep some napkins and mix them with 'spirit' while going to movie with her. As soon as she starts crying, you can also put those napkins (full of 'spirit') on your eyes so that your eyes can get teary as well. in that way, she will know how much 'feelings' you really have.
4. women love to know how much you appreciate her beautiful hair. so collect those hair, stuck to her combs' one by one and put them in a basket so that you can show them to her at a later time. In that way, she will know how much you like her beautiful hair.
5. i have heard that women just love to hear from her lover how pretty she really is. so , always keep a poster of her 'photosoped' picture on the wall in your room. if she asks how pretty she really looks, just point to her picture poster so that she knows how much you really appreciate her beauty.
I did not know this....Thanks for the info
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The13thWarrior: Ciao Bella.. I bow to your greater understanding!
yeap....she is da 'woman'
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This JOKE thread is in a wrong section... 
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faded_dino: I did not know this....Thanks for the info
oh.....i am always learning and trying to 'educate' people at the same time
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Anelenav: This JOKE thread is in a wrong section...
ya...i know..i screwed up. big deal!
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mnowsa: oh.....i am always learning and trying to 'educate' people at the same time
I can see that
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mnowsa: yeap....she is da 'woman'
.......... tell mama all about it. ------ This thread is Archived ------
gininitaly: .......... tell mama all about it.
sure mama
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OMG!! I just re-read this and cracked up all over again
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.... toooo vivid an imagination Pandora dear... put it back in your pocket to save for a more auspicious day. ------ This thread is Archived ------
gininitaly: .... toooo vivid an imagination Pandora dear... put it back in your pocket to save for a more auspicious day.
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JeanKimberley: I can't believe you are giving away such valuable instructions in the art of romance - you should be charging for this service. err.... I mean you should be charged (maybe a misdemeanor) for this service.
he stole them from CIA , X files
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besides, i have heard that women kinda like surprises. so they will get to see my 'special looks' when least expected