Romance 101 (52)
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cuddles4862: this is too funny and i love it. thanks it gave me a good laugh to sttart off my day.
i am just trying to do exactly what women like us men to do
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mnowsa: women like romance. so this is how men should try to be romantic...
1. women like eye contact. so keep staring at her eyes until tears comes out of them. If she tries to blink, help her keep open her eyes by holding the eye-lids just to show how much you appreciate having eye contact with her.
2. women like flowers. so give them flowers which will make her sneeze while smelling them. As soon as she sneezes, pass her some napkins just to show that you were ready for all kind of situations that may affect her.
3. women want you to show your feelings. so keep some napkins and mix them with 'spirit' while going to movie with her. As soon as she starts crying, you can also put those napkins (full of 'spirit') on your eyes so that your eyes can get teary as well. in that way, she will know how much 'feelings' you really have.
4. women love to know how much you appreciate her beautiful hair. so collect those hair, stuck to her combs' one by one and put them in a basket so that you can show them to her at a later time. In that way, she will know how much you like her beautiful hair.
5. i have heard that women just love to hear from her lover how pretty she really is. so , always keep a poster of her 'photosoped' picture on the wall in your room. if she asks how pretty she really looks, just point to her picture poster so that she knows how much you really appreciate her beauty.
1. women like eye contact. so keep staring at her eyes until tears comes out of them. If she tries to blink, help her keep open her eyes by holding the eye-lids just to show how much you appreciate having eye contact with her.
2. women like flowers. so give them flowers which will make her sneeze while smelling them. As soon as she sneezes, pass her some napkins just to show that you were ready for all kind of situations that may affect her.
3. women want you to show your feelings. so keep some napkins and mix them with 'spirit' while going to movie with her. As soon as she starts crying, you can also put those napkins (full of 'spirit') on your eyes so that your eyes can get teary as well. in that way, she will know how much 'feelings' you really have.
4. women love to know how much you appreciate her beautiful hair. so collect those hair, stuck to her combs' one by one and put them in a basket so that you can show them to her at a later time. In that way, she will know how much you like her beautiful hair.
5. i have heard that women just love to hear from her lover how pretty she really is. so , always keep a poster of her 'photosoped' picture on the wall in your room. if she asks how pretty she really looks, just point to her picture poster so that she knows how much you really appreciate her beauty.
How do YOU keep eye contact when you have no eyes?
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illu_66: How do YOU keep eye contact when you have no eyes?
oh..in that case, just use some eye glasses and start reciting poem about how much you would love to an eye contact with her
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mnowsa: women like romance. so this is how men should try to be romantic...
1. women like eye contact. so keep staring at her eyes until tears comes out of them.
2. women like flowers. so give them flowers which will make her sneeze while smelling them.
3. women want you to show your feelings. so keep some napkins and mix them with 'spirit' while going to movie with her.
4. women love to know how much you appreciate her beautiful hair. so collect those hair, stuck to her combs' one by one and put them in a basket so that you can show them to her at a later time.
5. i have heard that women just love to hear from her lover how pretty she really is. so , always keep a poster of her 'photoshoped' picture on the wall in your room. if she asks how pretty she really looks, just point to her picture poster so that she knows how much you really appreciate her beauty.
1. women like eye contact. so keep staring at her eyes until tears comes out of them.
2. women like flowers. so give them flowers which will make her sneeze while smelling them.
3. women want you to show your feelings. so keep some napkins and mix them with 'spirit' while going to movie with her.
4. women love to know how much you appreciate her beautiful hair. so collect those hair, stuck to her combs' one by one and put them in a basket so that you can show them to her at a later time.
5. i have heard that women just love to hear from her lover how pretty she really is. so , always keep a poster of her 'photoshoped' picture on the wall in your room. if she asks how pretty she really looks, just point to her picture poster so that she knows how much you really appreciate her beauty.
I can't believe you are giving away such valuable instructions in the art of romance - you should be charging for this service. err.... I mean you should be charged (maybe a misdemeanor) for this service. 
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illu_66: How do YOU keep eye contact when you have no eyes?
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mnowsa: women like romance. so this is how men should try to be romantic...
1. women like eye contact. so keep staring at her eyes until tears comes out of them. If she tries to blink, help her keep open her eyes by holding the eye-lids just to show how much you appreciate having eye contact with her.
2. women like flowers. so give them flowers which will make her sneeze while smelling them. As soon as she sneezes, pass her some napkins just to show that you were ready for all kind of situations that may affect her.
3. women want you to show your feelings. so keep some napkins and mix them with 'spirit' while going to movie with her. As soon as she starts crying, you can also put those napkins (full of 'spirit') on your eyes so that your eyes can get teary as well. in that way, she will know how much 'feelings' you really have.
4. women love to know how much you appreciate her beautiful hair. so collect those hair, stuck to her combs' one by one and put them in a basket so that you can show them to her at a later time. In that way, she will know how much you like her beautiful hair.
5. i have heard that women just love to hear from her lover how pretty she really is. so , always keep a poster of her 'photosoped' picture on the wall in your room. if she asks how pretty she really looks, just point to her picture poster so that she knows how much you really appreciate her beauty.
1. women like eye contact. so keep staring at her eyes until tears comes out of them. If she tries to blink, help her keep open her eyes by holding the eye-lids just to show how much you appreciate having eye contact with her.
2. women like flowers. so give them flowers which will make her sneeze while smelling them. As soon as she sneezes, pass her some napkins just to show that you were ready for all kind of situations that may affect her.
3. women want you to show your feelings. so keep some napkins and mix them with 'spirit' while going to movie with her. As soon as she starts crying, you can also put those napkins (full of 'spirit') on your eyes so that your eyes can get teary as well. in that way, she will know how much 'feelings' you really have.
4. women love to know how much you appreciate her beautiful hair. so collect those hair, stuck to her combs' one by one and put them in a basket so that you can show them to her at a later time. In that way, she will know how much you like her beautiful hair.
5. i have heard that women just love to hear from her lover how pretty she really is. so , always keep a poster of her 'photosoped' picture on the wall in your room. if she asks how pretty she really looks, just point to her picture poster so that she knows how much you really appreciate her beauty.
That's it mnowsa!!! You have now understood exactely how to "appeal" to a lady's heart!! Go for it!! Success is garanteed!! Glad you sharing this with all your male mates...
There are gonna be soooooooooooooo many happy matches on CS from now on thanks to your generosity!!
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neither do you!!!
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lifeisadream: neither do you!!!
for illu
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mnowsa: women like romance. so this is how men should try to be romantic...
1. women like eye contact. so keep staring at her eyes until tears comes out of them. If she tries to blink, help her keep open her eyes by holding the eye-lids just to show how much you appreciate having eye contact with her.
2. women like flowers. so give them flowers which will make her sneeze while smelling them. As soon as she sneezes, pass her some napkins just to show that you were ready for all kind of situations that may affect her.
3. women want you to show your feelings. so keep some napkins and mix them with 'spirit' while going to movie with her. As soon as she starts crying, you can also put those napkins (full of 'spirit') on your eyes so that your eyes can get teary as well. in that way, she will know how much 'feelings' you really have.
4. women love to know how much you appreciate her beautiful hair. so collect those hair, stuck to her combs' one by one and put them in a basket so that you can show them to her at a later time. In that way, she will know how much you like her beautiful hair.
5. i have heard that women just love to hear from her lover how pretty she really is. so , always keep a poster of her 'photosoped' picture on the wall in your room. if she asks how pretty she really looks, just point to her picture poster so that she knows how much you really appreciate her beauty.
1. women like eye contact. so keep staring at her eyes until tears comes out of them. If she tries to blink, help her keep open her eyes by holding the eye-lids just to show how much you appreciate having eye contact with her.
2. women like flowers. so give them flowers which will make her sneeze while smelling them. As soon as she sneezes, pass her some napkins just to show that you were ready for all kind of situations that may affect her.
3. women want you to show your feelings. so keep some napkins and mix them with 'spirit' while going to movie with her. As soon as she starts crying, you can also put those napkins (full of 'spirit') on your eyes so that your eyes can get teary as well. in that way, she will know how much 'feelings' you really have.
4. women love to know how much you appreciate her beautiful hair. so collect those hair, stuck to her combs' one by one and put them in a basket so that you can show them to her at a later time. In that way, she will know how much you like her beautiful hair.
5. i have heard that women just love to hear from her lover how pretty she really is. so , always keep a poster of her 'photosoped' picture on the wall in your room. if she asks how pretty she really looks, just point to her picture poster so that she knows how much you really appreciate her beauty.
great....got me cracking..actually I knew a friend who almost did the above mentioned stuff..and genuinely bt boy how boring...
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mnowsa: women like romance. so this is how men should try to be romantic...
1. women like eye contact. so keep staring at her eyes until tears comes out of them. If she tries to blink, help her keep open her eyes by holding the eye-lids just to show how much you appreciate having eye contact with her.
2. women like flowers. so give them flowers which will make her sneeze while smelling them. As soon as she sneezes, pass her some napkins just to show that you were ready for all kind of situations that may affect her.
3. women want you to show your feelings. so keep some napkins and mix them with 'spirit' while going to movie with her. As soon as she starts crying, you can also put those napkins (full of 'spirit') on your eyes so that your eyes can get teary as well. in that way, she will know how much 'feelings' you really have.
4. women love to know how much you appreciate her beautiful hair. so collect those hair, stuck to her combs' one by one and put them in a basket so that you can show them to her at a later time. In that way, she will know how much you like her beautiful hair.
5. i have heard that women just love to hear from her lover how pretty she really is. so , always keep a poster of her 'photosoped' picture on the wall in your room. if she asks how pretty she really looks, just point to her picture poster so that she knows how much you really appreciate her beauty.
1. women like eye contact. so keep staring at her eyes until tears comes out of them. If she tries to blink, help her keep open her eyes by holding the eye-lids just to show how much you appreciate having eye contact with her.
2. women like flowers. so give them flowers which will make her sneeze while smelling them. As soon as she sneezes, pass her some napkins just to show that you were ready for all kind of situations that may affect her.
3. women want you to show your feelings. so keep some napkins and mix them with 'spirit' while going to movie with her. As soon as she starts crying, you can also put those napkins (full of 'spirit') on your eyes so that your eyes can get teary as well. in that way, she will know how much 'feelings' you really have.
4. women love to know how much you appreciate her beautiful hair. so collect those hair, stuck to her combs' one by one and put them in a basket so that you can show them to her at a later time. In that way, she will know how much you like her beautiful hair.
5. i have heard that women just love to hear from her lover how pretty she really is. so , always keep a poster of her 'photosoped' picture on the wall in your room. if she asks how pretty she really looks, just point to her picture poster so that she knows how much you really appreciate her beauty.
I think maybe you photoshoped your own picture a bit too much!
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venere08: I think maybe you photoshoped your own picture a bit too much!
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venere08: I think maybe you photoshoped your own picture a bit too much!
i don't even have a picture here on CS
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EagleWoman: That's it mnowsa!!! You have now understood exactely how to "appeal" to a lady's heart!! Go for it!! Success is garanteed!! Glad you sharing this with all your male mates...
There are gonna be soooooooooooooo many happy matches on CS from now on thanks to your generosity!!
There are gonna be soooooooooooooo many happy matches on CS from now on thanks to your generosity!!
i try
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mnowsa: i don't want women to have dream..errr..i mean.. nightmare because of my 'looks'
You know what.. I believe you!
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1. women like eye contact. so keep staring at her eyes until tears comes out of them. If she tries to blink, help her keep open her eyes by holding the eye-lids just to show how much you appreciate having eye contact with her.
2. women like flowers. so give them flowers which will make her sneeze while smelling them. As soon as she sneezes, pass her some napkins just to show that you were ready for all kind of situations that may affect her.
3. women want you to show your feelings. so keep some napkins and mix them with 'spirit' while going to movie with her. As soon as she starts crying, you can also put those napkins (full of 'spirit') on your eyes so that your eyes can get teary as well. in that way, she will know how much 'feelings' you really have.
4. women love to know how much you appreciate her beautiful hair. so collect those hair, stuck to her combs' one by one and put them in a basket so that you can show them to her at a later time. In that way, she will know how much you like her beautiful hair.
5. i have heard that women just love to hear from her lover how pretty she really is. so , always keep a poster of her 'photosoped' picture on the wall in your room. if she asks how pretty she really looks, just point to her picture poster so that she knows how much you really appreciate her beauty.