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The nurse who delivered him and set him down on the door mat probably rang the bell for him and beat a hasty retreat before the rich old lady could open the door.
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Now thats a good one!
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Didnt sound like he need False Teeth,
Only one to know Him for who he was!
Eyes to see from Beyond!
that as we grow, we never know what life delivers
for tomorrow
This may not seem to make sence, But it will make sence to someone!!!!
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RICH WIDOW LOOKING FOR MAN TO SHARE LIFE AND FORTUNE ...NEEDS TO HAVE THESE QUALIFICATIONS:
1) WON'T BEAT ME UP
2) WON'T RUN AWAY
3) HAS TO BE GREAT IN BED
For several months, her phone rang off the hook, her doorbell was ringing constantly, she received tons of mail, etc., all to no avail: none seemed to match her qualifications.
Then one day the doorbell rang yet again. She opened the door to find a man with no arms and no legs lying on the welcome mat.
Perplexed, she asked, "Who are you? And what do you want?"
"Hi," he said, " your search is over, for I'm the man of your dreams. I've got no arms so I can't beat you up and no legs so I can't run away."
"Well, then," she said, "what makes you think that you're so great in bed?"
To which he replied,..... "Well, I rang the doorbell, didn't I?
Laurie