Ageing ( Archived) (8)

Mar 23, 2011 3:54 AM CST Ageing
Kentishlady
KentishladyKentishladyKilkenny, Ireland14 Threads 74 Posts
Growing old is like an all-you-can-eat buffet:

The things that should be hot are cold

The things that should be firm are limp

And the buns are bigger than anything else on the menu...


But as they say....better to be over the hill than under it!!!!
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Mar 23, 2011 4:01 AM CST Ageing
jac379
jac379jac379pontyclun, South Glamorgan, Wales UK25 Threads 3 Polls 12,293 Posts
I caught sight of myself in the bathroom tap the other day and momentarily thought I was looking rather shapely.

What happened to the days when I thought a chrome tap distorted my image?
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Mar 23, 2011 4:04 AM CST Ageing
peadar
peadarpeadartipperary, Tipperary Ireland74 Threads 349 Posts
Growing old.wnen you bend down in the morning to tie your shoes you make sure on your way back up you check out all the bits and pieces that need checking as you wont be down that way again today...
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Mar 23, 2011 5:59 AM CST Ageing
imsophie1
imsophie1imsophie1Knox, Pennsylvania USA23 Threads 501 Posts
You know you're getting old when Happy Hour is a nap.
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Mar 23, 2011 6:12 AM CST Ageing
reb56
reb56reb56carthage, Missouri USA55 Polls 8,629 Posts
Kentishlady: Growing old is like an all-you-can-eat buffet:

The things that should be hot are cold

The things that should be firm are limp

And the buns are bigger than anything else on the menu...But as they say....better to be over the hill than under it!!!!
yep over the hill better lol.
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Mar 23, 2011 6:13 AM CST Ageing
reb56
reb56reb56carthage, Missouri USA55 Polls 8,629 Posts
imsophie1: You know you're getting old when Happy Hour is a nap.
good one lol.
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Mar 23, 2011 7:42 AM CST Ageing
Got a pretty good mind to have "Happy Hour"!rolling on the floor laughing
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Mar 23, 2011 9:16 AM CST Ageing
Frankinstien
FrankinstienFrankinstienSan Juan, Puerto Rico1 Threads 1,521 Posts
Getting " over the hill " just means that you get to coast down the other side ! . . . . . . . . .beer
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