I didn't think of this one on my own, I heard it on the radio, as corny as it is though, I should've thought it up myself... Two fishes are on their first date swimming along... Unable to keep his eyes off of the beauty he just caught (no pun, at least not yet.... wait for it, wait for it, wait for it.....), the male fish runs head first into a cement wall. Dazed, he utters.....
"Dam!" (Come on! Stop throwing tomatoes. That's funny as all get out!)
venusenvy: Thanks I just sent that to my young nephew who is recovering from surgery. Ive vowed to torture him with cheezy jokes until hes up and about again
venusenvy: Thanks I just sent that to my young nephew who is recovering from surgery. Ive vowed to torture him with cheezy jokes until hes up and about again
Here's one for ya...
Robin Hood asks Maid Marian if she wants to fool around...Do you know her reply...huh...huh
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Two fishes are on their first date swimming along... Unable to keep his eyes off of the beauty he just caught (no pun, at least not yet.... wait for it, wait for it, wait for it.....), the male fish runs head first into a cement wall. Dazed, he utters.....
"Dam!"
(Come on! Stop throwing tomatoes. That's funny as all get out!)