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venusenvy: Naughty turtle
And here I thought it was just shy.
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BB_snickers: And here I thought it was just shy.
Sooo BB how DO you get a turtle out of its shell?
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BB_snickers: So far, I pity the turtle.
Sneak up behind it and say, "Boo!"??------ This thread is Archived ------
Kaybee50: Sneak up behind it and say, "Boo!"??
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venusenvy: Sooo BB how DO you get a turtle out of its shell?
He came out when I showed him your post about you wearing a white halter dress. I guess he wasn't as shy as I thought he was.
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Kaybee50: Sneak up behind it and say, "Boo!"??
Everyone else wanted to maim the little thing. It's nice to see people with a less aggressive side, although if you're really hungry I suppose a CO2 laser and a dremmel would be appropriate; but sheeees we're just talking about a shy turtle here.
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BB_snickers: He came out when I showed him your post about you wearing a white halter dress. I guess he wasn't as shy as I thought he was.
O dear you have one of those pervy turtles on your hands!! Quick smack it with a ruler
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venusenvy: O dear you have one of those pervy turtles on your hands!! Quick smack it with a ruler
That could be. When he comes out it looks exactly like when I stick my johnson out of my zipper. He told me to say that. He's really comin out of his shell now. 
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BB_snickers: That could be. When he comes out it looks exactly like when I stick my johnson out of my zipper. He told me to say that. He's really comin out of his shell now.
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YesWho: What have you been smoking?
Well...hes Canadian
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venusenvy: Well...hes Canadian
Ach, that explains it. It's the long winters ya know. ------ This thread is Archived ------
Kaybee50: Ach, that explains it. It's the long winters ya know.
Yabut I think his turtle is coming out of hibernation
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YesWho: What have you been smoking?
What do I look like, you dealer?
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BB_snickers: He only has one eye. I think I'll call him Dirtle
Yertle the dirtle perverted turtle 
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Kaybee50: Yertle the dirtle perverted turtle
I love CS!!!
All he needs now is a girdle.
No way he's going to stay in his shell now!
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BB_snickers: What do I look like, you dealer?
Yeah. You can send me some to the Woodbury Police Statio. Broad St Woodbury.
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YesWho: Yeah. You can send me some to the Woodbury Police Statio. Broad St Woodbury.
Statio? I do not understand jersey postal codes
Sorry, no can do .. I am taking care of yertle dirtle the perverted turtle in a girdle.
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BB_snickers: Statio? I do not understand jersey postal codes Sorry, no can do .. I am taking care of yertle dirtle the perverted turtle in a girdle.
...while I chortle 
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Kaybee50: ...while I chortle
We''ll take the Fordl Feel like a road trip to umm ... Statio Woodbury with me?
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